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And for the record, I'm the kind of chick who does actually feel a little bad when a guy buys dinner all the time, so I have paid for our dinnersmany times. I also buy up half of the grocery store and cook full meals for him too.

You're comparing a woman wanting a competitive salary for doing the EXACT job her counterpart can to me liking the fact that my man opens the car door forme?

You want me to be submissive and stand behind you and treat you like the man that you are BUT YET be the one to approach you and spit game at YOU? Okay. Y'all can clown all you want, but I do NOT approach a man. Because a good chunk of those who do are desperate as hell for a man, and I know...

And this is why we love Dylan.

Yeah, in college, my apartments were 100 yards from a track. You get used to it. I used to be on the phone, just steady talking while a loud @$% horn wasblowing and the person on the other line was like, "$@@? I didn't hear a word you said."

Why are you preaching to the choir? Isn't that assumed? And even still, how many times has a girl told y'all they weren't interested,yet you make it some quest to get her anyway? I can't tell you the things I hear when I go out. "I'm sorry, I have a man." "You can always have friends though."...

We're not trying to hurt nobody's feelings. If we cut off contact, y'all say we're +$*#+## or we act like we're too good. So, when we tryand kick it with y'all on a friendly basis, you say we're leading you on. We just can't win.

No one EVER believes me when I say this, but if you have a sore throat, get you some Dr. Pepper and a lemon. Squeeze the entire lemon in the DP and microwaveit for a minute. Drink it hot. I PROMISE YOU, it works. And it actually taste kinda good too.

LMAO, you just don't understand. His +%## is on point!

There's a chick named Sheena on America's Next Top Model that's Asian and while she's thin, by Asian standards, she would be beefy.

To Kill a Mockinbird The Color Purple 1984 And a couple of books by Eric Jerome Dickey that no one (definitely not dudes) would know.

When people catch the holy ghost at church and fall out all crazy, I can't help but laugh.

And make sure you wrap your +$%! tight with all these chicks you trying to do. We don't need another person walking around with herpesyphilaids trying totalk to us later on.

As a female, all I can say is... damn.

And Ken Lee IS the best Mariah Carey rendition ever.

We have the equivalent of this on JJB. Girls will get through humping, take their laptops to the bathroom RIGHT AFTER, and post about the sex they just had. Imean, REALLY? If the @@## was that good, you'd be basking, not talking to folks about it 5 minutes later.

I bet McNabb chucked that +!%*.

My coworker thought he was so damn original.

I just don't... get it. I feel like this is an elongated Punk'd. Where the hell did these two meet, and why would she want to marry this dude? He'scorny as !$@$!

How's this? I'm a 6'2" GIRL.