THREAD ABOUT SITUATIONS (T.A.S) VOL. CORONA EDITION

[daruma]

yooooooo

 

[kingfoamnyc]

Hi

 

[Mark Antony]

I was still a virgin in 2013. I had just finger banged a Jamaican chic I met selling Thunder tickets and some tittle play and I think she just HJ'd me up some that night before flying down for the weekend but yea your boy was a late bloomer. I didn't even know about AMPs then,you know rubratings/skipthegames/backpage still was hella poppin during an all star week and yea I just let it go to waste and make me miserable sitting there like man this big ol aggressive, angry looking ****, just sitting there utilizing up all my body's resources. Pre Kia too so I had no car payment, money to blow

I guess someone could just try mixing the 2 subscription ingredients and take a natural but yea **** should be illegal. Someone could have gotten hurt, I was skinny back then too.

Damn how old were you in 2013?

 

[davinelulinvega]

Damn how old were you in 2013?

40

 

[datznasty]

28

 

[tomdiginson]

I was still a virgin in 2013. I had just finger banged a Jamaican chic I met selling Thunder tickets and some tittle play and I think she just HJ'd me up some that night before flying down for the weekend but yea your boy was a late bloomer. I didn't even know about AMPs then,you know rubratings/skipthegames/backpage still was hella poppin during an all star week and yea I just let it go to waste and make me miserable sitting there like man this big ol aggressive, angry looking ****, just sitting there utilizing up all my body's resources. Pre Kia too so I had no car payment, money to blow

I guess someone could just try mixing the 2 subscription ingredients and take a natural but yea **** should be illegal. Someone could have gotten hurt, I was skinny back then too.

You should start a YouTube channel telling your life experiences and stories.

 

[doxen5703]

28

28 year old virgin? I know you was beating your meat like it stole from you. Crazy.

 

[frshstunna]

28

Not on no funny **** big dawg but this explains ALOT from the stories and situations you be posting on here , got damn yo almost hit 30 without P in the 21st century ...Thats an accomplishment on its own , glad you figured it out tho

 

[Mark Antony]

Really does explain a lot . Appreciate the honesty though, maybe would've saved you some roasting if you let it be known back then. Who am I kidding, no it wouldn't have.

 

[datznasty]

Was pure as the snow, didnt even watch porn and to this day not a bif masturbation guy. Slap it around a bit but could never finish or anything autonomously. Then when I got on the apps all these ssbbws wanna turn around and throw it at me and I'm like yo this is too much I don't eem know where to start and I'd always make some excuse to get out of smashing, pretend to be drunk or sleepy or something, try to rewind back to 1st base.

Sans for her staying pregnant I know if i could get a rego on my homie I hoop with's sister, it'd be a new story. She tried to lowkey roast posting something on fb bout people who dont like big girls don't got the equipment knowing we was fb friends. Equipment was fine I just aint have the expertise to navigate all the adipose in the way

 

[tay1]

I was late myself but if I would’ve reached 25 and not have smashed, I would’ve swallowed my pride and gotten an escort.

 

[frshstunna]

Everybody different no judgements on that, it takes a while to figure that out tho...Round my way we laughed at anybody that wasn’t smashing by 18 or ain’t have no verified bodies , remember my mans all nervous lying when somebody asked yo on the block one day the summer after high school

 

[tay1]

My first time was raw too. Shout out to them girls who get IUDs

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

Thought I was late at 19.

Made up for it tho. Quality over quantity lol.

 

[willypete]

17 is when I first smashed, wound up as my girl/ex.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

Late bloomers

 

[willypete]

Y'all been a lil quiet in here..........cuffed or super cuffed?


Also maybe it's just me but when chicks send me nudes (vids esp) I don't be wanting to see hairy cat. Like trim that thing or take it all off. Be having all that dam hair down there and expect me to put my mouth on that? Pass.

I don't mind hair but if that ish looks like my locs after not having a retwist for a month, then issa no from me dawg.

 

[davinelulinvega]

As preliminaries are concerned I am 100 % agree the 2 having it must shave everything lol

If there's some hairy thing it simply means no preliminaries then

What did you expect ? Having ice cream without finishing your vegetables ?

 

[MajinZuub]

So first weekend i met that girl went great, then this happened.

Short white girl i was talking to for a few months blacked out on tequila and blow and physically ****ed me up while I tried to hold back last weekend (I'm a 6'2" brown man) , got bruised /cut ribs and hands and feet and hands from her jumping on me with heels on. Locked me out her crib while taking my glasses from me for an hour. I go in and demand my glasses and bag back so I can leave and she called police on me. Dealt with them from 4am-7am, had to strip and had pics taken of me. They had my back but that was my worst nightmare come true. Still can't walk/move right and have been traumatized since.
Can't believe this **** happened to me y'all. Getting therapy to figure this **** out, had trust and commitment issues before and this just made it way worse.
Be safe and careful about who you let in your life.

 

[davinelulinvega]

So first weekend i met that girl went great, then this happened.

Short white girl i was talking to for a few months blacked out on tequila and blow and physically ****ed me up while I tried to hold back last weekend (I'm a 6'2" brown man) , got bruised /cut ribs and hands and feet and hands from her jumping on me with heels on. Locked me out her crib while taking my glasses from me for an hour. I go in and demand my glasses and bag back so I can leave and she called police on me. Dealt with them from 4am-7am, had to strip and had pics taken of me. They had my back but that was my worst nightmare come true. Still can't walk/move right and have been traumatized since.
Can't believe this **** happened to me y'all. Getting therapy to figure this **** out, had trust and commitment issues before and this just made it way worse.
Be safe and careful about who you let in your life.

I also fear to meet some women, used to know some of them that could have been dangerous for me and I feel lucky but don't want no more to deal with crazy women just because I " need love "

Some of them can ruin our life, pretending things that never happened, but as we are men and in 2021, not a lot would trust us, our situation makes me think of women's one back in the day when no one believed them when they went to the police after some sexual assault

If it is not enough, the fact the woman is from another color could add difficulties, because the cop could be racist, or it could be interpretated as a racist behavior towards a woman...

I don't want to deal with young women who drink a lot and don't know about their limit, give me a woman between 40 and 45 and I'm good, if she had to accuse me of anything, it would only due to craziness, but youngs are unpredictable and as we are men, if the woman is younger, in this type of case, they can accuse us of having manipulating her.

So a real woman with a lot of character is the solution maybe

 

[MajinZuub]

I also fear to meet some women, used to know some of them that could have been dangerous for me and I feel lucky but don't want no more to deal with crazy women just because I " need love "

Some of them can ruin our life, pretending things that never happened, but as we are men and in 2021, not a lot would trust us, our situation makes me think of women's one back in the day when no one believed them when they went to the police after some sexual assault

If it is not enough, the fact the woman is from another color could add difficulties, because the cop could be racist, or it could be interpretated as a racist behavior towards a woman...

I don't want to deal with young women who drink a lot and don't know about their limit, give me a woman between 40 and 45 and I'm good, if she had to accuse me of anything, it would only due to craziness, but youngs are unpredictable and as we are men, if the woman is younger, in this type of case, they can accuse us of having manipulating her.

So a real woman with a lot of character is the solution maybe

My moms and couple friends were like watch out for her. Wish i Wasn't blinded by the *** and listened to them.

You 100% right

 

[davinelulinvega]

My moms and couple friends were like watch out for her. Wish i Wasn't blinded by the *** and listened to them.

You 100% right

I am White and I don't date white women

I'm strange for some aspects but without being racist about my own race, they are often weird to me

Unless as one shots were concerned back in the days when I "tried it all", it's been years all my real relationships were with black women, Africans years ago, but sometimes the culture or the religion prevent us to stay together longer, or other reasons, and my 2 last girlfriends were both from West Indies, so black women but with a culture in common as it is considered as France too

Beautiful women, character, not submissive as I hate submissive women, and no regrets for these 2 relations even if it's over, no regrets to have knowing them and no regrets that it's over, they bring me a lot and made me grow as it was fusional

But just to balance what we were talking before, I met crazy black women too, not going to lie in fact the crazy ones had something in common : religion...

And religion is very good for some individuals but not for others who struggle between how they're supposed to act and how they want to act

So people if you want some fun, avoid women about :

- youngness
- psychological diseases
- alcohol or drugs
- violent and jealous ex boyfriend
- religion
- being submissive

Take a woman you can't manipulate and you'ld be good

 

[MajinZuub]

I am White and I don't date white women

I'm strange for some aspects but without being racist about my own race, they are often weird to me

Unless as one shots were concerned back in the days when I "tried it all", it's been years all my real relationships were with black women, Africans years ago, but sometimes the culture or the religion prevent us to stay together longer, or other reasons, and my 2 last girlfriends were both from West Indies, so black women but with a culture in common as it is considered as France too

Beautiful women, character, not submissive as I hate submissive women, and no regrets for these 2 relations even if it's over, no regrets to have knowing them and no regrets that it's over, they bring me a lot and made me grow as it was fusional

But just to balance what we were talking before, I met crazy black women too, not going to lie in fact the crazy ones had something in common : religion...

And religion is very good for some individuals but not for others who struggle between how they're supposed to act and how they want to act

So people if you want some fun, avoid women about :

- youngness
- psychological diseases
- alcohol or drugs
- violent and jealous ex boyfriend
- religion
- being submissive

Take a woman you can't manipulate and you'ld be good

I ignored ALL the signs because i was fiending for some ***. She was for sure a victim of **** and tried to play me as being one of those dudes when I was being cool and not aggravating at all. All those flags locked into her sans 1/2. Lesson ******* learned. Legit thought my life was over.

 

[frshstunna]

That tequila x coke combo won’t end well for most chicks , seen that and already knew shorty would be wildin out

 

[Mark Antony]

Heartbreaking **** knowing your story and apprehension, but consider it a blessing you made it out, and your senses are a bit more awakened now.