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Damn, whatd she do, or didnt do, that prompted that? I assume you were out the house on your own to make such a decision?
share something u do that you wouldn't want ppl in real life knowing
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Damn, whatd she do, or didnt do, that prompted that? I assume you were out the house on your own to make such a decision?
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Was on laxatives due to popping percs the other week. Drank a frapp from starbucks and that **** hit like a ton of bricks while driving. Pulled over with the quickness to an arco/am pm and both bathrooms were locked. Walked back to the ride real slow to keep it in but knew that **** was coming out. Seen a Kmart and exited. Calculated that by the time I make it in I would've failed so I Pulled to the back of the store where it was dark, grabbed my work out towel and looked for a level platform. Released with the power of a hemi while looking if bystanders were rolling through. Wiped and went to my gym to shower
I would cry of laughter if I ever saw someone poop in public.
Yo...
I was just sent a pic of a drunk chick in Portland today... Not entirely sure it's nt safe tho...
its hilarious though... Not sure what to do...
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Just finally relized how she prioritised her life, and that I was never as high on the list as I should of... The way she treated my half sister and way she showed love for I, that I knew I never received....
She purposely didn't tell my bio dad he was dad till I was like 6... I met him at 20, maybe a handful of times... But I knew his sister my entire life not knowing who she actually was...
She moved to a tiny town in Vermont when I was 12... Didn't look at schools, or anything like that... Place offered no chance for advancement in life, real isolated place...
She was also a sorta a town ****.... Was the mistress that got the towns lumber mill shut down in a divorce...
No reason to have that ***** in my life...
...So
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When you gotta go you gotta go.. I don't give a fuh!
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Ah I got you. if your decision made you a happier person thats all that matters.
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Less miserable would be a better description ...
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It's life homie... It sucks... It sucks for most everybody.... It is what it is...
I should also mention her finding my weed stash at 16 and having me drug tested... Then I found her coke stash and my weed by accident...
Threatened to go send me to live with my dad... Who I didn't know existed or if she knew.....
I honestly miss her dog infinity more times than her...
I should also mention her finding my weed stash at 16 and having me drug tested... Then I found her coke stash and my weed by accident...
Threatened to go send me to live with my dad... Who I didn't know existed or if she knew.....
I honestly miss her dog infinity more times than her...
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I look at myself more than I'd like to admit.
I'm secretly very judgmental, like VERY judgemental. It's really subconscious, i dont even realize I'm thinking the way I'm thinking most of the times. It's like, small things people do piss me off, even something as small as seeing someone eating will piss me off. Probably why I'm so meticulous with how I carry myself, because I feel people are scrutinizing me. Those are my internal feelings. I am pretty much a master at suppressing it. Most people that know me would say that I'm generally supportive. When I'm in a good mood I'm actually very social and fun.
I'm secretly very judgmental, like VERY judgemental. It's really subconscious, i dont even realize I'm thinking the way I'm thinking most of the times. It's like, small things people do piss me off, even something as small as seeing someone eating will piss me off. Probably why I'm so meticulous with how I carry myself, because I feel people are scrutinizing me. Those are my internal feelings. I am pretty much a master at suppressing it. Most people that know me would say that I'm generally supportive. When I'm in a good mood I'm actually very social and fun.
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Lol hahahahhahha
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I pick my nose and throw my boogrrs at random people when they're not looking. Can't help it. It's funny to me. If nobody there to throw it at I eat it. F it.
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That's gross man. My brothers gf moved in with us and she had the nastiest skid marks on her underwear. I didn't have the heart to tell him but me and my sister still clown them both till this day. Worse part is he lived with her for 4 years in college so he has to know. :x
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a couple of years ago my friends and I rented a house in Delaware for a week to hang out. I was with my girl at the time.
I'm a big drinker but my girl isn't so one night she goes to bed early and I stay up with my friends and keep going. I got really drunk to the point that, while my friends were playing monopoly (I think, I don't remember) I got mad that I wasnt playing and grabbed a slipper and rolled it onto the game board.
they helped me up and walked me to my room to put me to bed and in the process my gf woke up.
the minute they walked out I started smashing my girl like it was the last time. it was pity sex as my girl hated when I was drunk,and I appreciated it. I guess my friends wanted to check on make sure I was alive, so my boy comes in to check on me and all he sees is my backside thrusting. and I'm breathing heavily. pretty embarassing.
next morning I woke up before everyone and took a **** so big that I clogged the toilet. my load wouldn't flush. I grabbed a plastic bag and used it as a glove and took out the largest turd. threw it out the window. once everyone awoke to the situation in the bathroom I laid in the cut, acting baffled.
I'm a big drinker but my girl isn't so one night she goes to bed early and I stay up with my friends and keep going. I got really drunk to the point that, while my friends were playing monopoly (I think, I don't remember) I got mad that I wasnt playing and grabbed a slipper and rolled it onto the game board.
they helped me up and walked me to my room to put me to bed and in the process my gf woke up.
the minute they walked out I started smashing my girl like it was the last time. it was pity sex as my girl hated when I was drunk,and I appreciated it. I guess my friends wanted to check on make sure I was alive, so my boy comes in to check on me and all he sees is my backside thrusting. and I'm breathing heavily. pretty embarassing.
next morning I woke up before everyone and took a **** so big that I clogged the toilet. my load wouldn't flush. I grabbed a plastic bag and used it as a glove and took out the largest turd. threw it out the window. once everyone awoke to the situation in the bathroom I laid in the cut, acting baffled.
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Good times
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Y'all disgusting man
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bruh why???
i woke up one morning and went to the toilet and started the 1 + 2 combo and i immediately called my boss and told him the situation
walked into work hours late fresh as hell with my intestines all cleaned out
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you cold blooded playa
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First time I ever fapped... 10 or 11... I acquired a porn mag, not nudie, porn... Went into the bathroom, because locked door... But we had an old school steam radiator next to the toilet, so you had to sit at an angle...
Well after I figured out things and busted my first ever nut... I moved my leg and burned the **** outta my left leg on the radiator...
Holy **** that might explain some things for me....
Well after I figured out things and busted my first ever nut... I moved my leg and burned the **** outta my left leg on the radiator
...Holy **** that might explain some things for me
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Whats the psychology behind this?
You can bust one on her chin, but cant drain the snake afterwards proudly?
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I pretty much paid my way through my senior year of high school
In Indiana they have the GQE test if you don't pass you don't graduate. Now I wasn't dumb I had fairly good grades through school but when it when it came to test it was a no go. Long story short I never passed it and I payed my girl sister to complete my binder which was equivalent to the test so she can go to prom.
In Indiana they have the GQE test if you don't pass you don't graduate. Now I wasn't dumb I had fairly good grades through school but when it when it came to test it was a no go. Long story short I never passed it and I payed my girl sister to complete my binder which was equivalent to the test so she can go to prom.
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How much doe
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$80
