Biggest lie someone told you

[mr marcus]

That some white folks aren't racist and haven't been oppressing minorities for centuries. (Much love to the good ones tho )


We enslaved ourselves and volunteered to be considered as 3/5th human.

According to #FFFFFF

 

[drones]

'The police are your friends and you can trust them!'

 

[Peep Game]

You don't have to pull out, I'm on the pill

 

[am1x90xnike]

Bwahahaha. 'Im on the pill' I never trust that. I be on Jackson Pollock, the female face is a beautiful canvas.

 

[jbc908]

Nah never that "im on the pill" mess i take them jawns straight to walgreens cop an 89 cent water and a plan b and i make sure she takes that ish lmao

 

[am1x90xnike]

The 89 cent water, trick you better put that Dasani back!

 

[jbc908]

The 89 cent water, trick you better put that Dasani back!

na these h0s dont get premium water

 

[jayzz]

na these h0s dont get premium water

*puts fiji water back on shelf*

 

[curbsideprophet]

 
Smoking pot makes you stupid.

You can't get addicted to weed....

 

[paulprince3730]

I thought Nomad claimed to be from NY?

Lived in NY, but dude made it clear he was from the D

 

[2row]

This.

I guess it probably rubbed him the wrong way, given she was Asian.

She rubbed me the wrong way because she was always lying, not because she was Asian.

 

[dutchroyalt]

im on the pill

 

[Master Zik]

Its actually wild how human chemistry can be. A lot of asians and just about all koreans biology is without the stink gene in their sweat glands. 2% of the people in the UK have it. Its pretty wild. Science bro.

You could've posted this in the I Never Knew That thread and fooled a lot of ppl

i meant she

Zyzz on his mean gene steez

 

[jayzz]

im on the pill

*pulls out ecstacy*

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Just put the tip in only. In and out

 

[ognter]

My friend lied to us and all his friends that he was playing in the Arena League making 100k a year lol... Its a long story.. but the lengths he went to preserve the lie were just insane.. He still hasn't owned up to the lie either

 

[jbc908]

My friend lied to us and all his friends that he was playing in the Arena League making 100k a year lol... Its a long story.. but the lengths he went to preserve the lie were just insane.. He still hasn't owned up to the lie either

as inf AFL? lmao, why would anyone want to lie about that

 

[Master Zik]

She says "Girls can't get pregnant if we do it in the water."

I swear the same type of dumbness was said on a tv show

 

[imsofly4110]

"I'm Pregnant"

 

[2row]

"I'm Pregnant"

That's cold.View media item 1159767

 

[imsofly4110]

Trap stars!! I think about everyone has been hit by one of those along the way.. Caught my first in 8th grade and didn't lose my V card till 10th.... Hahaha!! The things you don't understand as an adolescent

 

[supremekickz]

Homie told me he was goin in August 7th to do a one year bid
Saw that fool last wknd........

I don't know why but this made me . Just the things that people say to make them look tough or cool amaze me.

 

[cocotaso1]

Just put the tip in only. In and out

bruh................

 

[sunshineblotters]

There's a god.

Only gods that exist are the people you meet.

 

[freeze]

There's a god.

Only gods that exist are the people you meet.

liar.