300 Spartans vs 300 Silverback Gorillas

[solegit08til]

Reaching to address the FACT that the very definition of a SBG is an elder alpha male gorilla with a streak of silver hair down its back? And that within a troop two SBGs cannot coexist?


Okay then. You just keep proving my point man. You don't even know what a SBG is. Two SBGs would not be in a troop. There may be other males, but those males are NOT sbgs. They are usually younger males who will be forced to leave the troop to find mates.


Your line of questioning is complete rubbish because it is devoid of any understanding of what a SBG inherently is.

There's an old Dr. Seuss story about that. (the Sneetches)

If all of the SBGs appeared in a place consisting of entirely SBGs and another species, they would easily see everyone is like them.

This is where it get's into the realm of "we don't know".

It's not just 1 or 2 SBGs, but ALL SBGs in their group, at the same time there is an enemy on the front.

I have a feeling, that if piranhas have enough sense to not attack their own in battle then gorillas wouldn't either.

 

[osirus]

Even if you downgrade to lowland gorillas this battle is done.

 

[SC kid]

Smdh at one lone nter siding against the sbg.

Da sbg is a real thing. Those spartans you see in films....are spartans you see in films.

 

[blastercombo]

I don't think y'all understand how strong a gorilla is. They'd do the worlds strongest man competition like its a elementary school playground. People have SHOT pitbulls and have them still come at them. Hitting a gorilla with a spear will hurt then but won't stop them. The animal instinct is powerful. The sound of them yelling and screaming would make the dudes **** their skirts.

 

[HEATHEN]

Smdh at one lone nter siding against the sbg.

Da sbg is a real thing. Those spartans you see in films....are spartans you see in films.

That'd be true if I were referencing the spartans you see in films. I however am not. Again reread my posts, I am using actual spartans.


As far as 300 goes, most historians agree that the film is relatively accurate. King Leonidas with a guard of 300 spartans and 20K allied troops took on 300K Persian forces and they held their own for 3 days at a 5 to 1 kill rate.


This is fact. Not hollywood.

 

[HEATHEN]

Even if you downgrade to lowland gorillas this battle is done.

Type of gorilla means nothing sir. A lowland gorilla, an eastern gorilla, a western gorilla are subspecies of gorillas. A SBG is an elder male gorilla. Not a subspecies.

I don't think y'all understand how strong a gorilla is. They'd do the worlds strongest man competition like its a elementary school playground. People have SHOT pitbulls and have them still come at them. Hitting a gorilla with a spear will hurt then but won't stop them. The animal instinct is powerful. The sound of them yelling and screaming would make the dudes **** their skirts.

The same men who are forced into the wild at youth? To fend for themselves? Only the ones who survive and pass the test are deemed Spartans? The very men who study wolves? They'd **** their pants? The same men whose parents are chosen to breed spartan males? The same children who are disposed of if they are deemed unworthy? Right....They're ******** their pants.

There's an old Dr. Seuss story about that. (the Sneetches)

If all of the SBGs appeared in a place consisting of entirely SBGs and another species, they would easily see everyone is like them.

This is where it get's into the realm of "we don't know".

It's not just 1 or 2 SBGs, but ALL SBGs in their group, at the same time there is an enemy on the front.

I have a feeling, that if piranhas have enough sense to not attack their own in battle then gorillas wouldn't either.

Now you're referencing Dr. Suess? What makes you so certain that the SBGs would decide at that point "hey let's coexist and attack that phalanx of spartans on that hilltop down aways"???

Again, a troop of Gorillas has one SBG, you put 300 in close quarters? Whats beef.......


There is no such thing as a "group of SBGs". There are troops of gorillas, headed by ONE, IE SINGULAR SBG.


Pirhanas have completely different tendencies than gorillas. They work in schools, not troops headed by an "alpha fish".


Your argument gets more convoluted with each post.

 

[blastercombo]

Gorillas have been through thousands of years of evolution for survival. I'm sure that's better than 1 generation

 

[SC kid]

A human being knows death is inevitable. In war...even more so.
You take 300 human beings....some of them will be more cautious to avoid dying for whatever reason.....family etc.

An SBG does not know he is going to die....so he is going to fight like that.
With weapons of course a trained army of any type of human can have a shot...because we are smart.
Without weapons im laughing at you.

 

[HEATHEN]

Gorillas have been through thousands of years of evolution for survival. I'm sure that's better than 1 generation

And humans haven't? Right, we just now got here.

 

[HEATHEN]

A human being knows death is inevitable. In war...even more so.
You take 300 human beings....some of them will be more cautious to avoid dying for whatever reason.....family etc.

An SBG does not know he is going to die....so he is going to fight like that.
With weapons of course a trained army of any type of human can have a shot...because we are smart.
Without weapons im laughing at you.

What? Again you don't even know what a Spartan is. They'd rather die on the battlefield than go home defeated. Their own families would shun them if they came home a coward.


Why am I even arguing anymore? I went through the trouble of talking about Spartan life, how they're raised, how they train. And I'm having to repeat myself time and again.....


These are not drafted soldiers, these are men selectively bred for battle. Their fate is chosen before conception. As soon as they are able they begin training. If they are physically unfit they are killed by Spartan elders.


Fear? The only thing they fear is dishonor. They'd gladly welcome death before dishonor.

 

[blastercombo]

And humans haven't? Right, we just now got here.

No. Humans haven't bread fighters for thousands of years.

 

[SC kid]

All spartans are not the same.

Lol at knowing a spartan.

 

[HEATHEN]

No. Humans haven't bread fighters for thousands of years.

REALLY? Human beings by nature are not conquestors? By nature our societies have not rose from the ashes of the battle field? REALLY?!


WOOOOOOOW.

 

[HEATHEN]

All spartans are not the same.

Lol at knowing a spartan.

right, let me question historical accounts over some NTer who is convinced they'd frighten. You got it bud. You know better than Herodotus and modern scholars.


By nature gorillas are documented to be far shier. They would not even go forward. They'd likely scatter at the sight of a mass of humanity moving forward. They are social within their own troops but when it comes to humans they tend to be quite shy.


They generally only fight amongst themselves and when their young is threatened. They are not usually predatory. Only in rare instances have scientists found other primate protein in their feces. They do not "hunt". They do not strategically attack other beasts like a wolfpack.

 

[createdestroy]

And humans haven't? Right, we just now got here.

No. Humans haven't bread fighters for thousands of years.

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the armor, weapons, and tactics have progressed... the ability to kill has increased... the number of those willing to kill hasn't decreased

 

[blastercombo]

REALLY? Human beings by nature are not conquestors? By nature our societies have not rose from the ashes of the battle field? REALLY?!


WOOOOOOOW.

All that was done predominantly though invention, not physical means. Physically humans have not undergone the same evolution as wild animals.

 

[HEATHEN]

All that was done predominantly though invention, not physical means. Physically humans have not undergone the same evolution as wild animals.

WHAT? We haven't? WOW someone needs to go through an anthro course.


Stick to street fighter son, evolution is clearly not your speed. We haven't evolved son? Right, then how come there aren't any other hominids around?


Just modern homo? We evolved from earlier hominids son. Our brains especially.

 

[createdestroy]

REALLY? Human beings by nature are not conquestors? By nature our societies have not rose from the ashes of the battle field? REALLY?!


WOOOOOOOW.

All that was done predominantly though invention, not physical means. Physically humans have not undergone the same evolution as wild animals.

so the athletic ability of the strongest of the population in 400 BC was greater than the athletic ability of the strongest of the population in 2014?

....lol.. nutrition and training alone

 

[solegit08til]

WHAT? We haven't? WOW someone needs to go through an anthro course.


Stick to street fighter son, evolution is clearly not your speed. We haven't evolved son? Right, then how come there aren't any other hominids around?


Just modern homo? We evolved from earlier hominids son. Our brains especially.

Are you on your dad or brothers account?

 

[HEATHEN]

Are you on your dad or brothers account?

Yep.

 

[blastercombo]

WHAT? We haven't? WOW someone needs to go through an anthro course.


Stick to street fighter son, evolution is clearly not your speed. We haven't evolved son? Right, then how come there aren't any other hominids around?


Just modern homo? We evolved from earlier hominids son. Our brains especially.

You know what, since you'll never agree, you got it. Humans are physically stronger now more than even. By your assessment YOU should be able to take out a gorilla or 2 on your own. After all that time after the Spartans you should be twice as strong as them now.

 

[HEATHEN]

You know what, since you'll never agree, you got it. Humans are physically stronger now more than even. By your assessment YOU should be able to take out a gorilla or 2 on your own. After all that time after the Spartans you should be twice as strong as them now.

Again back to the strength argument. No, I never even remotely insinuated that humans are stronger now than previously.


There's more to evolution, battle and general existence than brute strength. Ingenuity and intelligence for example?


You guys box your own brains in with these nonsensical paramaters. You guys from the BB site? Miscers or something? 'Mirin? Zyzz?

 

[SC kid]

No weapons who wins

 

[blastercombo]

so the athletic ability of the strongest of the population in 400 BC was greater than the athletic ability of the strongest of the population in 2014?

....lol.. nutrition and training alone

You just proved my point. Invention is what "evolved us". The knowledge to do things better. Physically, not so much

 

[HEATHEN]

No weapons who wins

Now we're not talking about a Spartan battalion are we?


Why would 300 Spartan soldiers be at Thermopylae w/o their armament? Why are they at the hot gates? Just chilling on the hill having a picnic? Maybe it's a occupy Thermopylae rally?


They having a circle jerk or something? Why are they there together?


And if you're going to nerf the Spartans I reserve the right to nerf the SBGs, no arms......