paulprince3730
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wasnt even talkin to you tho, it was a joke directed to that 247 guy
you just out chea arguin to argue
300 Spartans vs 300 Silverback Gorillas
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you just out chea arguin to argue
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Oh well, I think it's an understandable mistake. You were addressing me and then suddenly switched gears and addressed him. How am I supposed to know who you're addressing at that point?
paulprince3730
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What if the baby gorillas somehow just went to them in the middle of the night = was never actual confrontation yet?
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He never said that gorillas were from earth either
Actually he denoted Silverbacks. Silverbacks are indigenous to Western and Central Africa.
Let me know when we find them on Mars.
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I swear the silverback should be niketalks mascot lol
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T Lo Sweater
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How about this
300 silverbacks
Zeus
10 Marines
Vs
A pitbull
Money on da pitbull
300 silverbacks
Zeus
10 Marines
Vs
A pitbull
Money on da pitbull
paulprince3730
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zeus was not really one to work with others
his intrinsic nature wouldve been to turn the silverbacks into pillars that held up the shrine that he would force the marines to make sacrifices on
your hypothetical fight wouldve never happened because you HAVE to take into consideration the nature of Zeus
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What color Pitbull? I need more information on the pit
T Lo Sweater
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Vanilla colored. And it's in hest brah
And ill take out zeus. Put in ken shamrock
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Wat if shamrock is keepin it 3 hunna?
Somehow this is one of the more logical threads in general
Somehow this is one of the more logical threads in general
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Are the Spartans healty? How much more real is 3hunna as opposed to normal 1hunna? I need more information on the weather and birthdays of the gorillas
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One has vd from smashing the town jezebel. 3hunna shamrock wouldnt help you if you had a papercut
1hunna shamrock would
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Wat if 300 silverbacks were 30 min away from 300 spartans all hiding out in a junkyard...............but macguyver was also in the junkyard??????
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Me: gorillas wouldn't band together.
You guys: no think make-believe.
Me: ok, still see the Spartans winning based off of intelligence, strategy, and experience.
You guys: NO THAT CANT HAPPEN, GORILLAS ARE STRONGER.
Me: Spears can impale
You guys: NO NO NO WOULDN'T MAKE A DENT AND IT'S CLOSE QUARTERS.
Me: Short swords can do damage close range with spear face forward.
You guys: YOU'RE SO ILLOGICAL!!!!!
You guys: no think make-believe.
Me: ok, still see the Spartans winning based off of intelligence, strategy, and experience.
You guys: NO THAT CANT HAPPEN, GORILLAS ARE STRONGER.
Me: Spears can impale
You guys: NO NO NO WOULDN'T MAKE A DENT AND IT'S CLOSE QUARTERS.
Me: Short swords can do damage close range with spear face forward.
You guys: YOU'RE SO ILLOGICAL!!!!!
paulprince3730
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now that i see how you understood everyones rebuttal, theres no wonder why youre such a dodo
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300 Spartans vs 300 gorillas???
So basically...
1 spartan vs. 1 gorilla who wins???
So basically...
1 spartan vs. 1 gorilla who wins???
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Spartans fought in a phalanx, cohesiveness was their strength. Not 1 vs 1 fighting. To not understand that is to completely be unbeknownst to what a spartan is.
I'd still give 1 spartan a fair chance against the gorilla. The gorilla would charge in, likely take a spear to the center of mass, it would continue charging likely to feel spartan sword steel.
These were extremely skilled swordsmen. They also knew how to move on the battle field, a gorilla would charge in a straight line. A spartan has more sophisticated maneuvers.
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The spartan dory (spear) was also 7 to 9 feet long. The gorilla would be speared long before it got in range of the spartan. At which point the spartan would take out his sword and wade in for the kill. Or simply hold position waiting for the gorilla to continue forward. But taking a 9 foot dory to the center of mass would have had slowed the gorillas assault.
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Basically man, these dudes are hard headed as hell.
No working knowledge of either silverbacks or spartans. All they need to know is that silverbacks are really really strong, that's good enough for them.
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Yeah so basically 1 gorilla vs 1 spartan.
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believe whatever you want to bro.
but spartans are not 1 vs 1 fighters, the PHALANX was their strength.
They would dig in and let their enemies come to them. They'd endure multiple volleys of arrow assaults, they'd stop charging horsemen dead in their tracks, they'd take on battalions much greater in numbers than theirs, but still the Spartan phalanx held.
They only dispersed from the phalanx when
1. they had their enemies against the ropes so to speak.
2. their enemies were on the run.
at both points they'd be slaughtering a stunned and/or backpedaling enemy force.
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SBG would be too quick and block a long range spear attack. The only good chance of landing that spear is close range.
SBG is goin 15-20 MPH at the spartan while he's throwing a spear from 10 yards.
Even if he get's the sword out and starts swinging, the SBG is most likely gonna still destroy him.
AS SOON as any gorilla gets hands on a spartan, it's over for 3 spartans.
They're not just gonna snap a neck and drop em, they're gonna be swinging them around like Hulk did to Loki
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