Warning, Don't get messed up before a flight.

[neptunebeats187]

Story sounds highly unlikely... But it's crazy none-the-less.

Homie got up with a magazine and was on a straight mission after this man:

...you gon need more than a magazine to stop him son

 

[KingParappa]

 

[ironmanfitness]

u idiot

 

[mrsneakerman]

good luck man

 

[gameovertripleh]

that story is wild! hahaha

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by chris boshs neck

Aight so listen up, gather round, yeah! So I was chilling with this girl at her place yesterday that I met at beginners yoga class; word to lulu lemon that I
was puttin work in. We smoked a little…, well actually a lot and I had to get outta there cause I had a flight to the T.O I had to catch. I was smoking like
St. Helens though and needed some food before a long flight that just serves water and those nasty rice crackers: Why people got to be allergic to peanuts,
step your immune system game up homies.


So She makes me a peanut butter sandwich, and says something like" this will be the best sandwich you will ever have!" I'm Like B please, any
food network watching mother… can make a peanut butter sandwich. Anyway I ate it (Multigrain Cobbs Bread with Chunky Skippy Peanut Butter for the beasts) and
it was good. Had these little leafy things in em and was little sour but I was to hungry and in a rush to care.


I get to the airport feeling a little funny. I check in and breeze through security. I get to my gate and chill for a sec like Phil just called a Time-Out from
the bench. They then call my row and I jump up like beast post on NT and walk down the tunnel feelin like Ray Lewis sweating and breathing hard n stuff. I Neon
Deion High step onto the plane and give the male flight attendant a fist pound; very questionable…. I look at my ticket and see my seat is 4E. I sit down
feeling like the serial killer than CAM was talking about with A.Copper on 60 minutes. Then I start trippin… I put on my Ray Bans on feeling like Ray Charles
"Yall Cant See ME"


Then the safety video starts, it is one of those in-seat TV's so it is right in-front of me. Then all the r the voice in the video starts talking to me
saying "Chris Boshs Neck, you are going to die if this plane takes off!!" I start flipping out slowly, blinking like McCain on Wednesday. Then the
engines roar and lights go off!!! I look out the window and lions are roaring "ROOOOOOAAARRR" as we take off.


At this point I am seeing more colors than Crayola and shapes than ya'll see in a high school girls P.E class. I then look to the right, BAM! Open seat, I
move my right leg 13 inches to the right to compensate for this opening. I look to the left and there he is, Crash Bandicoot; my childhood hero! He informs me
that the person sitting 3 seats ahead of me is the evil Cortex. Turns out what the guy sitting to my left really said was " Sir can you stop staring at me
like that" , which I found out today when cops told me. Anyway I had to take action like Spielberg and had to get Cortex before he blows up the plane like
the chick in the safety video told me. I jump up armed with just a rolled up edition of EN Route magazine and smoke the dude in the face, I hit him with
another left then I feel a zap…..


Turns out I was tazered by an under cover cop. I was out for most the flight and woke up handcuffed to seat. They just let me out of jail today… I SMS texted
chick and asked what she did to me, turns out she put mushrooms and a little acid in my peanut butter sandwich. I think I am in a lot of trouble with the law,
I have to be in Court tomorrow I'll keep you updated, I will also car chick tomorrow.

I'm CRACKING the !%#$ up right now!!!!!!!

 

[early90s]

Mad crazy, yo.

 

[joseph camel jr]

Originally Posted by Methedy24

Originally Posted by Joseph Camel Jr

leafy things? it's called marijuana, either she's jerking your chain with the acid/shrooms comment or you're lying.

you'd taste the shrooms, they are absolutely disgusting. and they wouldn't look leafy.

?

 

[nublee]

great story man, but I wouldn't let the chick slide so easily if I were you

 

[belloz08]

 

[mexrfw]

is this for real ?? lol i need to see papers to believe something as crazy as this

 

[mnmballa2323]

 

[703 hwy]

Damn homie

 

[jbug88]

nice little friday afternoon laugh
thanks
and this part:

" Sir can you stop staring at me like that"
had me cracking up.

-J-

 

[gboy1230]

wow it would b a wrap for oh girl!!!

 

[thugnificence]

personally i would have killed the chick for that mess. & i would make her pay the costs for any court fees associated with this

 

[you go boy]

even if ducktales thats a creative story

but you OD on thosereferences

 

[heyson]

that is insane haha. good luck bro

 

[la213espg]

Ducktales or not...that $#!& was good

 

[916kings]

O damn...
Real or not, you got me rolllin.

 

[feasting horns]

References FTW

 

[yuras718]

That story true or false was f'in hysterical.

 

[kn0wledgeable]

this sounds like a tale

 

[willapeer]

Originally Posted by bns1201

thank god for insomnia/hw lolol that was funny but i feel like a dude getting tasered on a plane would be all over the news.

it prolly happens everyday...

had me crackin up over here at work

 

[okiedoqui]