TAY: thread about yambs...

[gatzbygordon]

best places for quality "yambs" are as followed and these are my experiences.

gyms in the nice part of town.

grocery stores like whole foods and fresh and easy,jensens..basically any of em that are small and not part of a large chain and in the nice parts of town.

also the starbucks, again in the nice parts of town.

basically anywhere a girl that has it all but still has something missing in her life, look for those girls that look like they work alot and that keeps looking at you, 

dont "holla" at her just talk to her like a person ask her about her day and just overall seem interested in every single thing she says.

but if you want a quick one: walmart is the place, lol lots of horny mexican girls and alot of single moms and milfs i swear ive never seen so many butt cheeks sticking out of shorts and ******* spilling out of tops..

 

[iYen]

Went 0 for 3 this week.

 

[penofski]

I have a situation for you guys

Went to Cuba in June with a group of friends for a week fast forward to September this random chick adds me on facebook with a few mutual friends (all people i met in Cuba). I accept her add and realize she was at the same hotel as me but left on my second day (I probably spoke to her once or twice only since she left when I came). We talked on facebook and agreed we should get together and chill, she ends it off with "Don't be a stranger." I didn't end up hitting her up but saw her on facebook again last week and hit her with the "My phone got reset and I lost all my contacts, send me your # again." She gives it to me again and we talk for a while and i suggest we get together some time and hang out, she seemed like she was interested and hit me with "I'm in your area everyday! I get off at 330 so let me know." Today I text her 'Hey whats up' and she hits me back with "Heyyyyy just hanging out with my bf drinking beers....I got the day off work so im enjoying the sun! Whats up?"

 

[gatzbygordon]

I have a situation for you guys
Went to Cuba in June with a group of friends for a week fast forward to September this random chick adds me on facebook with a few mutual friends (all people i met in Cuba). I accept her add and realize she was at the same hotel as me but left on my second day (I probably spoke to her once or twice only since she left when I came). We talked on facebook and agreed we should get together and chill, she ends it off with "Don't be a stranger." I didn't end up hitting her up but saw her on facebook again last week and hit her with the "My phone got reset and I lost all my contacts, send me your # again." She gives it to me again and we talk for a while and i suggest we get together some time and hang out, she seemed like she was interested and hit me with "I'm in your area everyday! I get off at 330 so let me know." Today I text her 'Hey whats up' and she hits me back with "Heyyyyy just hanging out with my bf drinking beers....I got the day off work so im enjoying the sun! Whats up?"

this is how you reply: that sounds fun...did you still want to hang out? and if she says yes then try to find out what kind of activity she'd want to do..if its something that involves her man too nothing sexual of course then it just means she is one of those friendly type of girls...most girls would rather chill with guys than girls,god forbid theres another attractive girl in another atractive girls radar they hate that..but yeah hang out with her if she wants it to just be you two.

 

[memphissfinest]

I have a situation for you guys

Went to Cuba in June with a group of friends for a week fast forward to September this random chick adds me on facebook with a few mutual friends (all people i met in Cuba). I accept her add and realize she was at the same hotel as me but left on my second day (I probably spoke to her once or twice only since she left when I came). We talked on facebook and agreed we should get together and chill, she ends it off with "Don't be a stranger." I didn't end up hitting her up but saw her on facebook again last week and hit her with the "My phone got reset and I lost all my contacts, send me your # again." She gives it to me again and we talk for a while and i suggest we get together some time and hang out, she seemed like she was interested and hit me with "I'm in your area everyday! I get off at 330 so let me know." Today I text her 'Hey whats up' and she hits me back with "Heyyyyy just hanging out with my bf drinking beers....I got the day off work so im enjoying the sun! Whats up?"

COLD BLOODED.

SHE IS TRYING TO CREEP THOUGH. SHE PROBABLY TOLD YOU SHE HAS A DUDE BECAUSE SHE GETS OFF ON A DUDE PULLING HER AWAY FROM HER BOYFRIEND.

IMO, DON'T STOP AT THIS YELLOW LIGHT. SPEED ON THROUGH BEFORE IT TURNS RED.

 

[oidreez]

I have a situation for you guys

Went to Cuba in June with a group of friends for a week fast forward to September this random chick adds me on facebook with a few mutual friends (all people i met in Cuba). I accept her add and realize she was at the same hotel as me but left on my second day (I probably spoke to her once or twice only since she left when I came). We talked on facebook and agreed we should get together and chill, she ends it off with "Don't be a stranger." I didn't end up hitting her up but saw her on facebook again last week and hit her with the "My phone got reset and I lost all my contacts, send me your # again." She gives it to me again and we talk for a while and i suggest we get together some time and hang out, she seemed like she was interested and hit me with "I'm in your area everyday! I get off at 330 so let me know." Today I text her 'Hey whats up' and she hits me back with "Heyyyyy just hanging out with my bf drinking beers....I got the day off work so im enjoying the sun! Whats up?"

this is how you reply: that sounds fun...did you still want to hang out? and if she says yes then try to find out what kind of activity she'd want to do..if its something that involves her man too nothing sexual of course then it just means she is one of those friendly type of girls...most girls would rather chill with guys than girls,god forbid theres another attractive girl in another atractive girls radar they hate that..but yeah hang out with her if she wants it to just be you two.

yea run them now...

 

[tr1ll]

COLD BLOODED.

SHE IS TRYING TO CREEP THOUGH. SHE PROBABLY TOLD YOU SHE HAS A DUDE BECAUSE SHE GETS OFF ON A DUDE PULLING HER AWAY FROM HER BOYFRIEND.

IMO, DON'T STOP AT THIS YELLOW LIGHT. SPEED ON THROUGH BEFORE IT TURNS RED

This.

Shes just letting you know the scenario, with a slick mention of the bf, just incase hes the "go through the phone" type. She probably got you saved in her phone uder a females name.

 

[cashusclay]

This.
Shes just letting you know the scenario, with a slick mention of the bf, just incase hes the "go through the phone" type. She probably got you saved in her phone uder a females name.

Which is EXACTLY how you want it to be. Yeen got no worries, just don't slip.. 

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Fellas, as a married dude, I wish I couldn't pull dem broads anymore. It's an extreme pain in the a** dealing with the temptation. You just feel like that one day you aren't going to be strong enough to resist any longer and dive face first into the seafood platter (minus the crabs thank you).

They like it even more when they see you have on a ring and you are not acting like that thirsty married dude. And when they know you love wifey, they LOVE the challenge of trying to get you so smash the pink cookies. I enjoyed being that dude when I was single...now it's just a drag :x

My advice to you single snatch grabbers...stay single as long as possible. Even when you think you are ready to settle down...give yourself two years past that to make sure you have done all the random smashing you ever need to have done. If you want to do a menage...then please do it before you get married. Leave nothing on the table before you get hitched. Trust me on this.

I'm out. Oh and Fat chicks give the best head...they are so hungry for c*** that you have to pay them to keep your **** out their mouth [/COLOR]

 

[timelessflight]

got some yambs from the same co-worker that i posted earlier. Unfortunately it will be my last time smashing her, think she's catching feelings for me and I'm not with all that. Already told her about 2 months ago that i wasn't looking for anything serious, but she was acting like she don't remember what i said Had to call it quits there. We still cool and talk, but no more extracurricular activities here.

 

[toast1985]

Got some from my X on Monday ..told her U GONE GET THIS WORK ..beat it up left her shakin..then cuddled like old times ..i was a lil skeptical because she sucked my whop like a pornstar..she musta been practicin on somebody else

Lord knows I taught a few dude's girl a thing or two. The thought of them going back and implementing a few moves I put them up on is entertaining.

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

Lord knows I taught a few dude's girl a thing or two. The thought of them going back and implementing a few moves I put them up on is entertaining.

[COLOR=#red]I appreciate any dude who teaches a chick how to do them thangs and I get to benefit from it later. I myself have contributed to the mis-education of the broads. Talk about paying forward [/COLOR]

 

[jjs]

But pray i piss tomorrow and it don't burn lmaooooo

Damn I would not take that chance

 

[41239]

Lord knows I taught a few dude's girl a thing or two. The thought of them going back and implementing a few moves I put them up on is entertaining.

[COLOR=#red]I appreciate any dude who teaches a chick how to do them thangs and I get to benefit from it later. I myself have contributed to the mis-education of the broads. Talk about paying forward [/COLOR]

LMAO, you guys so busy moppin yo own top i dont think theres room for the ladies LMAO

 

[futuremd]

Got some from my X on Monday ..told her U GONE GET THIS WORK ..beat it up left her shakin..then cuddled like old times ..i was a lil skeptical because she sucked my whop like a pornstar..she musta been practicin on somebody else

 

[Naruto]

post questions, solutions, thoughts, theories, experiences, pictures...
i got this young chick i been talkin to... she's 19... and i'm 23...
feels awkward man.

my cousin is 32 and hes dating a 21 year old. she doesnt seem to mind

 

[Naruto]

NT please share your insight on this:

the girl I like or USED TO somehow found out that I like her. She then proceeded to tell just about every girl in the school and clearly she said some nasty things because when I walk around the school, all the girls give me looks. she has no proof yet she has the nerve to tell everyone. She has a boyfriend but no she is not that popular or well received by dudes. This is her first boyfriend.

Do I go straight up to her and ask her why she would do such a thing? Or question where she heard it from and then try to clear things up?

Im feeling this new girl in my class but with my bad rep and rumours flying around, she may not open up to me even if I tried talking to her. This problem is keeping me from talking to her smh. I fear she may not open up to me because she occasionally looks at me from the other side of the class or when I walk in. She is also really good looking so she may not want to take any chances with me with what she heard from her friend.

 

[jjs]

NT please share your insight on this:
the girl I like or USED TO somehow found out that I like her. She then proceeded to tell just about every girl in the school and clearly she said some nasty things because when I walk around the school, all the girls give me looks. she has no proof yet she has the nerve to tell everyone. She has a boyfriend but no she is not that popular or well received by dudes. This is her first boyfriend.
Do I go straight up to her and ask her why she would do such a thing? Or question where she heard it from and then try to clear things up?
Im feeling this new girl in my class but with my bad rep and rumours flying around, she may not open up to me even if I tried talking to her. This problem is keeping me from talking to her smh. I fear she may not open up to me because she occasionally looks at me from the other side of the class or when I walk in. She is also really good looking so she may not want to take any chances with me with what she heard from her friend.

Go talk to the girl. You must erase them rumors.

2 questions though :

How old are you? (seems like a young dude's problem)

Where is the Yambs in the story?

 

[Naruto]

oh my bad^ the guy in thread abbout nothing said i could post here. im a senior in hs
Seriously considering ignoring all females and just focusing on basketball but its my last year and I would like to go to prom

 

[stay strong]

1 month drought over with sadly i had to go raw to get the job done due to problems in the beginning lol but yambs was had, should had sneak pics


But pray i piss tomorrow and it don't burn lmaooooo

Did you pull out ??

 

[jjs]

oh my bad^ the guy in thread abbout nothing said i could post here. im a senior in hs
Seriously considering ignoring all females and just focusing on basketball but its my last year and I would like to go to prom

Rumors come and go in high school. Play ball and wait for them to go away.

Then, step your game with women and get them prom Yambs!

 

[robpzee612]

I need some yambs advice.
There's this chick who works at Champs.I don't know what to say to her because I don't
wanna make an a** outta myself.She even recognized me today because she probably
remember me from last week.

There's another chick from my class I wanna holla at.I kinda sit near her.I don't know how to
break the ice.

 

[mamba2481]

need some yamb advice fellas my game really sucks right now

- met a girl at a club 2 weeks ago went out with her that week to dinner.  Just got the goodnight kiss and lets hang out again.  We schedule for the upcoming tuesday she switches to thursday b/c shes busy. 

at 2 pm that day she flakes and cancels.  i ask her about sunday no response.

I call her on monday and she said shes at the gym ill call you back.  she calls me back in 15 mins.

im @ work so i call her when i get off which is 30 mins later. she doesn't pick up.  She says shes at dinner with a friend and how as work? i reply and ask her how was work- no response. 

haven't talked to her since.

Im lost b/c she was on it hard and than just keeps playing games now- advice brethren

 

[stay strong]

She has other men she giving her yambs too move on

 

[jjs]

I need some yambs advice.
There's this chick who works at Champs.I don't know what to say to her because I don't
wanna make an a** outta myself.She even recognized me today because she probably
remember me from last week.
There's another chick from my class I wanna holla at.I kinda sit near her.I don't know how to
break the ice.

Anything is good to break the ice.

Ask her for a pen or a piece of paper. Don't be a **** and get the conversation going.

Make her laugh, get the eye contact, one compliment.

If everything goes well, tell her "Thanks for the piece of paper, but you forgot to add your number"