my biggest yambs fail so far was a year ago.. was in wal mart and one of the jawns that worked in electronics approached me. We talked a little then i got the number. After texting for a like 2 days she invited me over her place. We played 2k most of the night and it started storming over so she said i could just crash for the night... after watching a movie she asked if I was okay with sleeping on the futon in the living room cause if not i could sleep in the bedroom with her..
i'm thinking
but instead the whole night she kept moving me hands and rolling over.
Like a week later i get invited back over and we end up having one of those psuedo deep post 12am conversations for several hours.. she walks me to the bed room & then goes to the bathroom for like 20 minutes. I lay patiently, "ready" for action but when she comes back she basically goes straight to sleep. Now after i fall asleep i get woken up by these constant nudges. I was in rare form that night so i knew she noticed it. She starts grinding against me so i'm taking that as the green light. I reach forward for the box, whisper something in her ear then...
when we got up in the morning she was pretty irritated.. next time we talked she told me i needed to "man up" lmao i hoping this will be my worst fail