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I've been dry for 2 years!!! so serious, i need help. . .i used to get girls so easy, i mean like in my senior yr for 9 months i smashed a span of 11-13 girls... anyways now my confidence has been down since acne has took a toll on me, anybody know how i can get my mojo back and not worry about my face?
 
How do yall feel about smashing the ex? I smashed my ex like 2 weeks ago. She sent me a text a few days ago saying she wants to "see" me again. I'm single, she's single. I've never been the type to run from the yambs so I figured why not keep hitting it. The sloppy top is on point to.
 
This broad I met tonite tried to play me she leads me on all nite leaves with her friend then texts me saying want me to come over when she leaves town for the nightb
 
How do yall feel about smashing the ex? I smashed my ex like 2 weeks ago. She sent me a text a few days ago saying she wants to "see" me again. I'm single, she's single. I've never been the type to run from the yambs so I figured why not keep hitting it. The sloppy top is on point to.
Eh, it depends on the situation. If y'all are on good terms then shiid, beast. And the top is on point too? Enough discussion. Don't fall back in love though, unless that's what you want. 
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This thread is moving at TAN speeds.

But I had someone ask me this question a while back and I didnt have a real answer for him.(inb4 there is no person its you). What do you do if you're struggling with severe premature ejaculation? Its happened to him several times with seemingly no signs of fading and its holding him back dramatically in terms of pursuing women that he likes. Googling solves nothing and I had no answer for him outside of generic "its all in your mind", "stop fapping", "eat better".

You guys know anything about this? He's not going to a doctor either. PLS Respond

If this is crossing the line feel free to delete this post.

WRONG. NOT FAPPING IS GONNA LET IT BUILD UP MORE FOR AN EVEN QUICKER RELEASE.

IN FACT, HE(YOU) PROBABLY NEED TO FAP MORE TO EVERY GENRE OF PORN KNOWN TO MAN TO BUILD HIS(YOUR) STAMINA UP AND DE-SENSITIVE HIMSELF (YOURSELF)
 
I've been dry for 2 years!!! so serious, i need help. . .i used to get girls so easy, i mean like in my senior yr for 9 months i smashed a span of 11-13 girls... anyways now my confidence has been down since acne has took a toll on me, anybody know how i can get my mojo back and not worry about my face?

FIRST, PRESERVE YOUR SEXY BY GETTING PROACTIVE :lol

BUT SERIOUSLY, GO HIT UP THE DERMATOLOGIST AND HAVE THEM PRESCRIBE YOU SOME ACCUTANE. THAT **** IS A BEAST. YOU WILL BE BACK TO BEING COLD BLOODED IN 3-5 MONTHS TOPS. THE SIDE EFFECTS ARE ALSO A BEAST AS WELL SO WATCH OUT FOR THAT.

IN THE MEANTIME, PURSUE FEMALES THAT ALSO HAVE SAID ACNE PROBLEM AND GO FROM THERE.
 
Really? I always heard that fapping and "those" kind of films were bad for you in that arena. I quit months ago cause of those Ted talks vids that were posted.
 
WRONG. NOT FAPPING IS GONNA LET IT BUILD UP MORE FOR AN EVEN QUICKER RELEASE.

IN FACT, HE(YOU) PROBABLY NEED TO FAP MORE TO EVERY GENRE OF PORN KNOWN TO MAN TO BUILD HIS(YOUR) STAMINA UP AND DE-SENSITIVE HIMSELF (YOURSELF)

This reply + avy got me dyin.

On the real, doe. Fapping =/= the real thing by a long shot.

Cardio and tell him to quit staring at them yambs while he smashin. Theres more but it gets kinda borderline..
 
i was walking home from the laundry mat and **** white girl chased me down and asked if i needed help carrying my backs.. I hesitated and tried to quickly process the situation. Told her no but tried to continue a conversation but it was too late :{ tried a last minute save by asking her if she needed company on the rest of her walk.

dropped the yambs like T.O.
 
i was walking home from the laundry mat and **** white girl chased me down and asked if i needed help carrying my backs.. I hesitated and tried to quickly process the situation. Told her no but tried to continue a conversation but it was too late :{ tried a last minute save by asking her if she needed company on the rest of her walk.

dropped the yambs like T.O.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

WHY WOULD YOU SAY NO? WAS SHE UGLY? I DON'T GET IT.
 
How do yall feel about smashing the ex? I smashed my ex like 2 weeks ago. She sent me a text a few days ago saying she wants to "see" me again. I'm single, she's single. I've never been the type to run from the yambs so I figured why not keep hitting it. The sloppy top is on point to.

Eh, it depends on the situation. If y'all are on good terms then shiid, beast. And the top is on point too? Enough discussion. Don't fall back in love though, unless that's what you want. :rolleyes

True. :hat


To dude with acne. I think you just have to be confident I knew dudes in HS that had it real and still pulled a lot of girls. My advice would be go after a girl thats not the baddest but smashable to get you back in the game and build your confidence. Just like basketball, all it takes is one to go in to get you going.
 
WRONG. NOT FAPPING IS GONNA LET IT BUILD UP MORE FOR AN EVEN QUICKER RELEASE.

IN FACT, HE(YOU) PROBABLY NEED TO FAP MORE TO EVERY GENRE OF PORN KNOWN TO MAN TO BUILD HIS(YOUR) STAMINA UP AND DE-SENSITIVE HIMSELF (YOURSELF)
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my biggest yambs fail so far was a year ago.. was in wal mart and one of the jawns that worked in electronics approached me. We talked a little then i got the number. After texting for a like 2 days she invited me over her place. We played 2k most of the night and it started storming over so she said i could just crash for the night... after watching a movie she asked if I was okay with sleeping on the futon in the living room cause if not i could sleep in the bedroom with her..

i'm thinking


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but instead the whole night she kept moving me hands and rolling over.

Like a week later i get invited back over and we end up having one of those psuedo deep post 12am conversations for several hours.. she walks me to the bed room & then goes to the bathroom for like 20 minutes. I lay patiently, "ready" for action but when she comes back she basically goes straight to sleep. Now after i fall asleep i get woken up by these constant nudges. I was in rare form that night so i knew she noticed it. She starts grinding against me so i'm taking that as the green light. I reach forward for the box, whisper something in her ear then...

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when we got up in the morning she was pretty irritated.. next time we talked she told me i needed to "man up" lmao i hoping this will be my worst fail
 
Man i took this chick i been seeing to this bar and man there was this bartender girl who was like 22, black light skin wearing short shorts and high socks. Man i would have ravaged her right there. Thick *** thighs and a round mass. She had a nice personality too not stuck up or anything but of course she's a bartender so she probably gets hit on all the time. I could have got her number right in front of the girl im seeing lol. Im going back there for sure though
 
my biggest yambs fail so far was a year ago.. was in wal mart and one of the jawns that worked in electronics approached me. We talked a little then i got the number. After texting for a like 2 days she invited me over her place. We played 2k most of the night and it started storming over so she said i could just crash for the night... after watching a movie she asked if I was okay with sleeping on the futon in the living room cause if not i could sleep in the bedroom with her..
i'm thinking
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but instead the whole night she kept moving me hands and rolling over.
Like a week later i get invited back over and we end up having one of those psuedo deep post 12am conversations for several hours.. she walks me to the bed room & then goes to the bathroom for like 20 minutes. I lay patiently, "ready" for action but when she comes back she basically goes straight to sleep. Now after i fall asleep i get woken up by these constant nudges. I was in rare form that night so i knew she noticed it. She starts grinding against me so i'm taking that as the green light. I reach forward for the box, whisper something in her ear then...
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when we got up in the morning she was pretty irritated.. next time we talked she told me i needed to "man up" lmao i hoping this will be my worst fail
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 You are TRIPPIN famb! I'm sure you manned up though.. right? 
 
She starts grinding against me so i'm taking that as the green light. I reach forward for the box, whisper something in her ear then...



when we got up in the morning she was pretty irritated.. next time we talked she told me i needed to "man up" lmao i hoping this will be my worst fail

You lost me here. What? You feel asleep??
 
Yambs given on a golden plate.... falls asleep. We should do a gif or a meme about that :{
 
Wait wait wait wait wait a damn minute here RVD. She invited you over and y'all played 2k :lol. You get invited to stay, sleep in HER bed. You make moves and she pushes you away 2 x, then tells you to "man up" W T F does that even mean? Am I the only one confused by that story? What were you doing bro. If that was me, after I'm in the bed with you, it's going down or I'mma just leave yo' punk *** in the bed. What's wrong with these chicks today? She effin with your mind lol
 
Really? I always heard that fapping and "those" kind of films were bad for you in that arena. I quit months ago cause of those Ted talks vids that were posted.

If you're doing it multiple times every day, it's very bad. It deals with a lot of desensitization that can take awhile to recover. But if you're doing it like once a week for a cleanout (whether you get consistent bunz or not), it's all good.

How do yall feel about smashing the ex? I smashed my ex like 2 weeks ago. She sent me a text a few days ago saying she wants to "see" me again. I'm single, she's single. I've never been the type to run from the yambs so I figured why not keep hitting it. The sloppy top is on point to.

Eh, it depends on the situation. If y'all are on good terms then shiid, beast. And the top is on point too? Enough discussion. Don't fall back in love though, unless that's what you want. :rolleyes

This. I get together here and there with my ex i was dating from 06-07, and we both pretty much know the deal.
 
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