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- Mar 15, 2016
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Funny how these birds hit you up on these dating sites when the weather starts getting warm
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Funny how these birds hit you up on these dating sites when the weather starts getting warm
Was out at the bar with my girl this past Thursday. I stepped outside to smoke a cig and this lady is balling her eyes out because this lady was kinda drunk and lost her diamond bracelet her father had given her before he passed away. I helped her look for the bracelet for a good hour and I finally found it and gave it to her. She was pretty happy and said "What's your number? I have a gift to give you!" I'm like yeah okay no problem.
Next day I texted her and she was like you should come over sometime when I put my kids to sleep to have a post 4/20 celebration (She's 36, I'm 24)
I'm like
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Iight.
So Saturday I head over there and she tells me bring a bottle of Henny too
I'm like
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iight.
Came through and smashed on her bros. My oldest woman to date. She was a nice looking white woman. Don't have her name so no pics but I'm gonna ask her to send me one today
I've been messing with some pretty cute girls lately, but I feel like I need to be with a model chick. Maybe I'm just too narcissistic or rate myself higher than I am.
But then again, I got good looking friends who mess with some sub-par looking girls, well according to my standards, and I'm like bruh you can do better...but maybe my vision is messed up.
I have a girl. Single me and relationship me are different in social settings. Single me wants ever chick at the pool or rooftop. Now I can just say hiWhy not?
Yeah low key I'm like that as well.Low key, I'm shallow like that as well sometimesI've been messing with some pretty cute girls lately, but I feel like I need to be with a model chick. Maybe I'm just too narcissistic or rate myself higher than I am.
But then again, I got good looking friends who mess with some sub-par looking girls, well according to my standards, and I'm like bruh you can do better...but maybe my vision is messed up.
Yeah low key I'm like that as well.
I've been messing with some pretty cute girls lately, but I feel like I need to be with a model chick. Maybe I'm just too narcissistic or rate myself higher than I am.
But then again, I got good looking friends who mess with some sub-par looking girls, well according to my standards, and I'm like bruh you can do better...but maybe my vision is messed up.
Low key, I'm shallow like that as well sometimes
y'all ever had a girl so persistent that you almost feel like she earned the D? bout to give this girl the sympathy stroke
Yeah low key I'm like that as well.
I've been messing with some pretty cute girls lately, but I feel like I need to be with a model chick. Maybe I'm just too narcissistic or rate myself higher than I am.
But then again, I got good looking friends who mess with some sub-par looking girls, well according to my standards, and I'm like bruh you can do better...but maybe my vision is messed up.
Low key, I'm shallow like that as well sometimes
**** the lowkey.... I'm straight up like that and everybody knows and accepted it.
Eeesh, what y'all gon do?Henn and Suberz know what im going through with Spanish so they know why this is a major problemShot up the club on Vday
I learned pretty women be single for a reason back in high school. Chick was slim with a phatty, super cute, but attitude was stank like a cold wet dookI imagine all of you guys have been with a ridiculously bad bird, way more times than not they're lacking HEAVY in the personality/understanding reality aspect of life.
When I first started college at a certain point in time I was thinking like you guys but it faded quick once I ran thru a couple "models" and I couldn't kick it with them unless I was stoned without being easily annoyed or agitated.