A guy I graduated with does Gay pron by the name of James Huntsman. ( hahahah the irony in the name) But homie apparently when asked says he makes 6 figures and he's heterosexual.
Brah he's been brainwashed also, dude goes to the gym with the dudes he cuts scenes with and just considers them his homies. They go out in the night and try to pick up chicks. My dude who was close with him in high school filled us in.
He's apparently guaped up tho. Defintely weird.
weird as **** bruh
one time in middle school, I had soaked the bed wearing these nice shorts I loved. I didn't have any clean shorts left (it was too hot to wear pants) so I said **** it washed em off with soap, let them air dry on the vents, and sprayed em down with axe and wen't to school. All day dudes would be around me asking what was smelling so pissy and foul. I just played it off like it was nothing.
Animalone time in middle school, I had soaked the bed wearing these nice shorts I loved. I didn't have any clean shorts left (it was too hot to wear pants) so I said **** it washed em off with soap, let them air dry on the vents, and sprayed em down with axe and wen't to school. All day dudes would be around me asking what was smelling so pissy and foul. I just played it off like it was nothing.
one time in middle school, I had soaked the bed wearing these nice shorts I loved. I didn't have any clean shorts left (it was too hot to wear pants) so I said **** it washed em off with soap, let them air dry on the vents, and sprayed em down with axe and wen't to school. All day dudes would be around me asking what was smelling so pissy and foul. I just played it off like it was nothing.
Clearly they knew it was you.
one time in middle school, I had soaked the bed wearing these nice shorts I loved. I didn't have any clean shorts left (it was too hot to wear pants) so I said **** it washed em off with soap, let them air dry on the vents, and sprayed em down with axe and wen't to school. All day dudes would be around me asking what was smelling so pissy and foul. I just played it off like it was nothing.
Once I had a mean case of unattended swamp *** and needed to hit the bathroom for a regulatory wipe. My homegirls sideswiped me though so I could check out her new whip. Soon as we're in the joint and the door closed, we both get a whiff of that joint, she doesn't say anything though. Soon as I get out I look at the bottom of my shoe so she could see, like I stepped in something. I could easier explain away doodoo on my shoe in her new whip that my own *** crack fluids.
that's my transgender story guys.
Ok after seeing all these post I don't feel bad anymore, so I'm just gonna explain how my meeting with the transgender went down.
Ok so shorty hits me up and said hey how I'm doing, I look very handsome and all, quickly exchanged #, talk for a quick minute on the phone and decided we will get something to eat around my way in Brooklyn while I'm staying up here with my pops for a few weeks. We link up, at this lounge bar only 4 blocks away from the crib. I'm not gonna lie, she/he looked very attractive, dressed nice and all, I'm thinking in my head, shorty could be my type. So we chopped it up for like a hour, and she/he says lets go back to your crib, we can drink there it's cheaper and I'll feel more comfortable. I told she/he I'm staying at my pops crib right now, I just moved down to Charlotte. She/he like it's cool I don't mind, rather be at your place than mine. So I'm like bet, go to the crib introduced he/she to my pops, as I'm taking her/him to the room with a bottle of Henny, my pops gives me a smirk and head nod, like my son about to put in work. So we start drinking, and she/he puts their hand on my leg and start rubbing it, then unbuckles my pants. So right as she/he doing this tells me " hey before we go any further there something I need to tell you" I'm thinking she must have a STD, but I can always get head so I'm cool with that. Shorty tells me I'm a transgender women. So I'm just in shock and can't believe this just happened. Then shorty comes at me with, you still want some head. Now I'm faded and horny, so I'm literally thinking about it, like who is gonna know I got some top from a transgender. Then I start playing out in my head the consequences of this action, like what if I actually like it, then ending up like Mr Cee and Eddie Murphy. Like once you go to that dark place, there is no escaping. I Tell he/she I can't do it, then shorty ( word to everything I love) says what if I call my niece over, you can have sex with her and I can top you and your dad off, I'm just trying to have a good time today. I'm like woahhhh wtf is going on here, this seems mad sketchy. So needless to say I pulled my pants and told her you gotta go. After she/he left I just fapped myself to sleep. I swear like Charlie Murphy Hollywood stories you just can't make s**t like this up
And I typed this from mobile btw I now how big NT is on grammar and spacing
Ok after seeing all these post I don't feel bad anymore, so I'm just gonna explain how my meeting with the transgender went down.
Ok so shorty hits me up and said hey how I'm doing, I look very handsome and all, quickly exchanged #, talk for a quick minute on the phone and decided we will get something to eat around my way in Brooklyn while I'm staying up here with my pops for a few weeks. We link up, at this lounge bar only 4 blocks away from the crib. I'm not gonna lie, she/he looked very attractive, dressed nice and all, I'm thinking in my head, shorty could be my type. So we chopped it up for like a hour, and she/he says lets go back to your crib, we can drink there it's cheaper and I'll feel more comfortable. I told she/he I'm staying at my pops crib right now, I just moved down to Charlotte. She/he like it's cool I don't mind, rather be at your place than mine. So I'm like bet, go to the crib introduced he/she to my pops, as I'm taking her/him to the room with a bottle of Henny, my pops gives me a smirk and head nod, like my son about to put in work. So we start drinking, and she/he puts their hand on my leg and start rubbing it, then unbuckles my pants. So right as she/he doing this tells me " hey before we go any further there something I need to tell you" I'm thinking she must have a STD, but I can always get head so I'm cool with that. Shorty tells me I'm a transgender women. So I'm just in shock and can't believe this just happened. Then shorty comes at me with, you still want some head. Now I'm faded and horny, so I'm literally thinking about it, like who is gonna know I got some top from a transgender. Then I start playing out in my head the consequences of this action, like what if I actually like it, then ending up like Mr Cee and Eddie Murphy. Like once you go to that dark place, there is no escaping. I Tell he/she I can't do it, then shorty ( word to everything I love) says what if I call my niece over, you can have sex with her and I can top you and your dad off, I'm just trying to have a good time today. I'm like woahhhh wtf is going on here, this seems mad sketchy. So needless to say I pulled my pants and told her you gotta go. After she/he left I just fapped myself to sleep. I swear like Charlie Murphy Hollywood stories you just can't make s**t like this up
that's my transgender story guys.
And I typed this from mobile btw I now how big NT is on grammar and spacing
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How come you didn't figure it out before the remy was in your system?
