Official Umar Johnson Thread

[fluid hips]

Shorty checking out his socials cuz he's a "popular psychologist" only to go viral. The irony

 

[fluid hips]

Shorty does look like a vendor. She got on the bib some wear

 

[RustyShackleford]

I don't why, but I believe Umar's explanation

But the optics of this are just too hilarious

 

[ilike turtles]

imagine having to put out a written statement cause you got spotted talking to a white woman in public

 

[Mark Antony]

That's a wild corner to back yourself into.

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

imagine having to put out a written statement cause you got spotted talking to a white woman in public

because of his own philosophy son can't even been seen in public interacting with caucasians without a detailed, 3rd-party verifiable explanation

bro needs to pull out his freedom papers in order to talk to white people

 

[sooperhooper]

because of his own philosophy son can't even been seen in public interacting with caucasians without a detailed, 3rd-party verifiable explanation

bro needs to pull out his freedom papers in order to talk to white people

Son gonna have to subpoena the mall for security footage

 

[fluid hips]

I kinda understand cuz people don't bother to fact check anything.

They just run with what they see/hear at face value

Umar afraid to interact with white women from here on out for fear of being recorded

Son finna have to use self check out at the stores

 

[sooperhooper]

I kinda understand cuz people don't bother to fact check anything.

They just run with what they see/hear at face value

Umar afraid to interact with white women from here on out for fear of being recorded

Son finna have to use self check out at the stores

So many people will run with the most juicy story and don't care about the facts.

 

[deusavertat]

Shorty checking out his socials cuz he's a "popular psychologist" only to go viral. The irony

I knew it
Dude is way too obsessed with white women and interracial relationships. I think he's overcompensating for something.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I knew it
Dude is way too obsessed with white women and interracial relationships. I think he's overcompensating for something.

The jokes write themselves Anton

 

[deusavertat]

I don't why, but I believe Umar's explanation

But the optics of this are just too hilarious

What was his explanation for hollering at a white woman? An unattractive one at that.

 

[deusavertat]

 

[executive76]

Most people didn't believe it the optics were just too funny not to go there/run with it.

Umar has taken pictures with white people before. One picture in particular went viral of him and a white couple I think who I'm assuming was at one of his events but he didn't hug/get super close like with the black people. People were posting comparisons

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Yea, I don't think anyone honestly believes he was trying to go AT her.

But like others have said, why not have fun with it?

 

[Mark Antony]

The jokes write themselves Anton

Son just be tired man then saying anything. Get some rest.

 

[deusavertat]

Most people didn't believe it the optics were just too funny not to go there/run with it.

Umar has taken pictures with white people before. One picture in particular went viral of him and a white couple I think who I'm assuming was at one of his events but he didn't hug/get super close like with the black people. People were posting comparisons

That's not Afrikan Ooomar. That's very not Afrikan. He needs to turn in all his koofies and dashikis and have his honorary Congolese citizenship revoked ASAP.

 

[Nouss]

 

[deusavertat]

Who the hell talks like this? Dude sounds defensive.

It's ok if you wanted some milk of magnesia Ooomar.

 

[adobecs4]

Lmaoooo

 

[MetalMario]

Tripling Down for one minor occurrence

 

[wavycrocket]

imagine having to put out a written statement cause you got spotted talking to a white woman in public

Hilarious

 

[freeze]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[wavycrocket]

I kinda understand cuz people don't bother to fact check anything.

They just run with what they see/hear at face value

Umar afraid to interact with white women from here on out for fear of being recorded

Son finna have to use self check out at the stores

Remember when it was Umar is watching you…

Now it’s, Umar is being watched

He going have to keep 10 feet away from snow bunnies at all cost

 

[sooperhooper]

I want to make a Twitter just to follow this