***Official Breakfast Club Interview Thread***

[flesh prince]

Musically Lil B is cold but he was never really hot like that anyways.

He finessed his trolling into speaking at Harvard and being on ESPN.

People still bring up Lil B on sports shows when KD chokes.

 

[Maximus Meridius]

The "Lil B curse" is the only time I hear anything about Lil B.

 

[andretti]

I only took lil b seriously when he did the XXL chypher.

 

[joe rogan]

Angie getting a lil big.

She been letting go of herself for a while now

Always though she was super overrated

Coasting on her OG status

 

[Peep Game]

The "Lil B curse" is the only time I hear anything about Lil B.

He should "curse" himself into going gold or platinum or making hit records.

 

[slick vitale]

 

[Peep Game]

Ok Sebastian

 

[slick vitale]

Ok Sebastian

when i can rep again...i owe you +1

 

[ohokalright]

damn shame ol girl never made it big.
thick now tho

 

[a blinkin]

Damn she got big.

 

[ohokalright]

 

[sonoftony]

One of the OG R&B Goons blessed TBC

 

[a blinkin]

Gotta peep that. Crazy that I've been in that man's house watching porn with his daughters in their downstairs theater.

 

[sonoftony]

Gotta peep that. Crazy that I've been in that man's house watching porn with his daughters in their downstairs theater.

so it was you that posted the story

 

[a blinkin]

Yeah man. That was like 07 or 08. Still one of the craziest nights of my life.

 

[Hahahaha]

Whoa, tell it again, sir.

 

[$tacy]

Gotta peep that. Crazy that I've been in that man's house watching porn with his daughters in their downstairs theater.

Bruh why I remember u telling that stroy

 

[a blinkin]

I was live tweeting that joint before live tweeting was a thing. I took a picture of their family pictures for proof and all that.

 

[flesh prince]

what was the story? Lol

 

[a blinkin]

I couldn't find the OG thread, pretty sure NT was still on EZ boards back when I first made it. But here's a post from another thread where I was re-telling the story.

Back in '07, my homeboy was always telling us he was nailing one of Keith Sweat's daughters. He went on for weeks about it, but no one believed him. So one night we're chillin watching talladega nights and dude randomly asks "you guys want to go to Kieth Sweat's house?" Me and my other homeboy start laughing and say sure. We figured we'd just end up somewhere downtown Atlanta to waste the Saturday night. So we hop on 85 north and drive straight through the city. Low and behold, dude takes us to this big *** mansion in Alpharetta. There's a black H2 in the drive way. We look at dude like "yo... Where the hell are we?" Five minutes later my two amigos and i are in Kieth Sweat's living room with his two daughters and their two okay looking friends (I remember one telling me they had a kid). To this day it is the biggest house I've ever been in. His daughters start telling us how dude is away doing shows and what not. His oldest daughter was about 19 or 20 and was

So we're all chillin, they get to drinking beer and stuff. I was 18 at the time and had never been drunk before so I just had a sprite. His older daughter called me scarred. They take us down to their basement arcade/movie theater. It was like a mini D&B. We're playing games and all that. Broads were pretty cool.

Then they throw me for one hell of a loop that still makes me laugh to this day.

The younger daughter, which my friend is smashing, randomly blurts out, and I quote, "this is boring. You guys want to watch some porn?" I couldn't even say anything because **** was so unexpected. Before I know it, they're lowering the projector screen from the ceiling and the older sister comes down stairs with a binder full of porn DVDs. I look at my homeboy like "who the **** are you and how do you know these people?"

This broad puts in some ebony flick and all 7 of us just sit in their comfy *** recliners. All I could tell myself was that this couldn't be real and I needed to get my life together

So my homeboy goes to smash Keith Sweat's daughter. I was dating someone at the time, and my game was laughable back then, so I didn't take advatage of the situation. My other homeboy got to feel on one of the friend's **** and she jacked him off. All the while I'm sitting next to Kieth Sweat's oldest daughter, her friend, and there's a 15 foot man spraying a huge load (pun intended) on the face of a 15 foot woman on her knees.

Unless I'm mistaken, I made a thread on NT titled "So I'm at Kieth Sweat's house right now" while I was there because I couldn't believe the **** was really happening.

And that concludes my story about the time I watched porn at Kieth Sweat's house.

 

[cashbanks]

you aint get the booty tho?

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[dathbgboy]

Well damn, I must've been in the JB Forum when that thread was made

 

[the 7th mile]

Insert Smithers gif smh

 

[a blinkin]

I won't flex and say I got laid. His oldest daughter was a few years older than me and I'd literally just graduated high school. I was 18 and My game wasn't where it needed to be to shoot my shot with a celebrity's daughter on the one night stand steeze.

-Ye shrug

 

[awwsome]

Funny story man, I remember that from the classic days.


You still wild for not taking that down, I was a savage when I was 18 plus they was throwing your the alley oop, all you had to do was jump, catch and dunk.