**OFFICIAL 2019 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD**

[ny mavurs]

Peeped the strength of schedule chart a page back and all I gotta say is how did Portland become blessed with a cupcake March/April schedule

 

[noblekane]

Sick of watching felton play in the league man. Looking like a summer camp counselor at the couselors vs campers game

fat tupac

 

[everysingletime]

I'm surprised so many ppl sleepin on the bucks to make the finals.

I wonder why.

They have Giannis. They have the number one team in the league.

 

[Kinfolk]

We're getting somewhere here

I could care less about Simmons. He definitely has some trash opinions, but so do former players and other folks, so I'm not really sure what the criteria should be for a qualified voter.

Once it gets past the starting lineup, it seems like Denver has a lot of guys on the same tier. They'll just play everybody and see who gets hot once they get to the bench and figure it out from there.

PG with the halfcourt shot. MVP

This isn’t an apples to apples comparison ( I know how NT gets when it isn’t... dudes start twitching and rubbing their palms together)...

But a sommolier is tested and proven and sits atop the Wine game. There’s like under 200 of them the last time I checked. It’s an exclusive group, a talented group with a very specific skill set and they know their s***t, right?

You’re not gonna walk into a winery in Napa and tell a sommolier about wine.

Nba guys are an exclusive and talented group with a very specific skill set and it’s not easy to get where they are.

Why are guys like Simmons allowed to have their opinions carry sooooo much weight?

Given that bias is a variable you can’t eliminate , the vote should probably be limited to hall of famers or at least former all stars. Retired coaches should probably have a say as well. Guys that know what it takes. See the work put in or have put it in themselves at some point.

I’m not sure if Bill Plascke still has an MVP vote but it kills me that there are a bunch of hack jobs like him deciding this stuff.

 

[drewsone]

2 chainz is wack as hell though

You like juice wrld your opinion invalid on music brotha lol

 

[shotsrangout]

I'm surprised so many ppl sleepin on the bucks to make the finals.

I wonder why.

They have Giannis. They have the number one team in the league.

They never done it before that’s why

 

[storm2006]

You probably wear 38 x 32 jeans

Deciphering dudes Jean size based off their takes

 

[wavycrocket]

Nerlens got great hands for steals...by he get away with murder reachin

 

[QU!K]

Lebron really moved to LA to drink wine, a&r albums, and produce Netflix shows.

 

[shotsrangout]

You like juice wrld your opinion invalid on music brotha lol

Is it my fault god made me a juicer

 

[noblekane]

Kid musta forgot there's still 2 days left in BHM

after seeing it the kid was lucky he aint get ejected or his *** whooped by breastbrook

 

[everysingletime]

They never done it before that’s why

Neither has Toronto... But a lot more ppl has Toronto in the finals.

 

[Peep Game]

 

[shotsrangout]

Deciphering dudes Jean size based off their takes

That’s a manly size too. My thick thighs make me a size 40 x 30.

 

[shotsrangout]

Neither has Toronto... But a lot more ppl has Toronto in the finals.

Kawhi

 

[QU!K]

I'm surprised so many ppl sleepin on the bucks to make the finals.

I wonder why.

They have Giannis. They have the number one team in the league.

Also won the season series against Toronto. I have them coming out the east tbh

 

[moe200069]

Kid musta forgot there's still 2 days left in BHM

what in the white entitlement is this ****? someone tell Billy to fall the **** back.

 

[shotsrangout]

wavycrocket is allowed to like lil leanhead 40 glock but I can’t enjoy juice wrld

I hate this forum

 

[QU!K]

Also prediction.

KD, Kyrie, and Kawhi gonna form a superteam on the Clippers.

I’ll dub them the KKK.

 

[air jsarg]

IT'S MVPG TIME

SKIP THRU THAT LANE!

 

[don ramon]

what in the white entitlement is this ****? someone tell Billy to fall the **** back.

anyone else would be getting escorted out. kid and his parents got courtside seats tho

 

[moe200069]

but...but...but jayson tatum is integral to trading for AD!!

 

[B Sox]

This isn’t an apples to apples comparison ( I know how NT gets when it isn’t... dudes start twitching and rubbing their palms together)...

But a sommolier is tested and proven and sits atop the Wine game. There’s like under 200 of them the last time I checked. It’s an exclusive group, a talented group with a very specific skill set and they know their s***t, right?

You’re not gonna walk into a winery in Napa and tell a sommolier about wine.

Nba guys are an exclusive and talented group with a very specific skill set and it’s not easy to get where they are.

Why are guys like Simmons allowed to have their opinions carry sooooo much weight?

Given that bias is a variable you can’t eliminate , the vote should probably be limited to hall of famers or at least former all stars. Retired coaches should probably have a say as well. Guys that know what it takes. See the work put in or have put it in themselves at some point.

I’m not sure if Bill Plascke still has an MVP vote but it kills me that there are a bunch of hack jobs like him deciding this stuff.

I'm with it. I like where you took this.

But....

Wouldn't the HOF/All-Star voters actually be the vineyards/wineries and not the sommolier(s)?

 

[Maximus Meridius]

PG really killing the narrative that Russ hurts his teammates.

 

[Kinfolk]

I'm with it. I like where you took this.

But....

Wouldn't the HOF/All-Star voters actually be the vineyards/wineries and not the sommolier(s)?

Touché... but there really isn't a better way to get Simmons out the paint.