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why dont u surprise me with a lil something?Originally Posted by KatieJade4
This thread has inspired me a little. When you've been married for awhile, things get a little boring and monotonous, other things become more important than being intimate with your partner. You're too tired from working all day, you're stressed out, your favorite show is on, etc. Whatever the reason is, sex is something that everyone should make time for.
My husband is going to the bar for a little bit with some friends after work, he may get a bit of a surprise when he gets home
Originally Posted by odog24
why dont u surprise me with a lil something?Originally Posted by KatieJade4
This thread has inspired me a little. When you've been married for awhile, things get a little boring and monotonous, other things become more important than being intimate with your partner. You're too tired from working all day, you're stressed out, your favorite show is on, etc. Whatever the reason is, sex is something that everyone should make time for.
My husband is going to the bar for a little bit with some friends after work, he may get a bit of a surprise when he gets home
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yo ima have to co-sign this. i wanna punch my comp screen everytime i see itOriginally Posted by Nowitzness41
You sir, suck! Get this annoying b outta here (the chick)Originally Posted by Peep Game
Originally Posted by JT AIR JT
I agree.
Looks like my avy is very appropriate for these two posts
Originally Posted by twizzi
Originally Posted by sreggie101
Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike
i really like this.
lmaooooooooooo
Originally Posted by Bombbiggidyphil
Originally Posted by twizzi
Originally Posted by sreggie101
i really like this.
lmaoooooooooooWhen the river runs red, take a dirt bath.
Originally Posted by Night Marcher01
Originally Posted by odog24
why dont u surprise me with a lil something?Originally Posted by KatieJade4
This thread has inspired me a little. When you've been married for awhile, things get a little boring and monotonous, other things become more important than being intimate with your partner. You're too tired from working all day, you're stressed out, your favorite show is on, etc. Whatever the reason is, sex is something that everyone should make time for.
My husband is going to the bar for a little bit with some friends after work, he may get a bit of a surprise when he gets home
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That's if he can get back "up"
Watch... When he comes home and you show him the goods and he declines, then that means he's out smashing dimes and stretching out lips like no tomorrow.
You'll be over there trying to get him in the mood, giving brains when all your doing is wine-tasting!
Originally Posted by blacklion23
Pretty much every night. Her cycle is normally 3-4 days long. On those days she has no problem putting the love in her mouth. If you aim to please your woman she will do the same for you, whenever, wherever, and however. 7 years strong and the sex is still as good as ever.
Having a woman that wants the D just as much as you want the P>
Originally Posted by Night Marcher01
Originally Posted by odog24
why dont u surprise me with a lil something?Originally Posted by KatieJade4
This thread has inspired me a little. When you've been married for awhile, things get a little boring and monotonous, other things become more important than being intimate with your partner. You're too tired from working all day, you're stressed out, your favorite show is on, etc. Whatever the reason is, sex is something that everyone should make time for.
My husband is going to the bar for a little bit with some friends after work, he may get a bit of a surprise when he gets home
Spoiler [+]
That's if he can get back "up"
Watch... When he comes home and you show him the goods and he declines, then that means he's out smashing dimes and stretching out lips like no tomorrow.
You'll be over there trying to get him in the mood, giving brains when all your doing is wine-tasting!
Originally Posted by KatieJade4
Originally Posted by Night Marcher01
Originally Posted by odog24
why dont u surprise me with a lil something?
Spoiler [+]
That's if he can get back "up"
Watch... When he comes home and you show him the goods and he declines, then that means he's out smashing dimes and stretching out lips like no tomorrow.
You'll be over there trying to get him in the mood, giving brains when all your doing is wine-tasting!
You have quite an imagination. With that being said, had no problem getting anything up last night.That fun, spontaneous sex FTW
4-6 times on a non menstrual week bro. I seriously cannot get tired of my wife's poonie-poon-poon. Sometimes I'll be in it knowing I'm too drained to spill the real, but just feeling all the pleasurable nooks and crannies in her supremely wet and tight hole of hedonism is worth the dive. She was once on that birth control where she's only on the rag once every three months...we literally banged out 75 times in a little less than three months...I know because she marks the calendar every time we do the twisted tango. Matter of fact let me get off this computer now before I get too worked up...sucks bro I'm out of town for the next 2 and 1/2 months for training and I only get to visit on the weekends, so I'm going through withdrawals.
Maximus Meridius wrote:
Yall married dudes got it bad if you not smashing that much then you go outside and see all that ([]) running around.
....Exactly... try that and being halfway decent looking and having girls holla all the time.
Originally Posted by TeamJordan79
yo ima have to co-sign this. i wanna punch my comp screen everytime i see itOriginally Posted by Nowitzness41
You sir, suck! Get this annoying b outta here (the chick)Originally Posted by Peep Game
Looks like my avy is very appropriate for these two posts
.Originally Posted by ElderWatsonDiggs
4-6 times on a non menstrual week bro. I seriously cannot get tired of my wife's poonie-poon-poon. Sometimes I'll be in it knowing I'm too drained to spill the real, but just feeling all the pleasurable nooks and crannies in her supremely wet and tight hole of hedonism is worth the dive. She was once on that birth control where she's only on the rag once every three months...we literally banged out 75 times in a little less than three months...I know because she marks the calendar every time we do the twisted tango. Matter of fact let me get off this computer now before I get too worked up...sucks bro I'm out of town for the next 2 and 1/2 months for training and I only get to visit on the weekends, so I'm going through withdrawals.
Originally Posted by Mr S J King
Really dont keep track. Got small kids so we have "sex spurts".
Can go 4-5 times one week, and then 0 the next.
Fits like a glove every time.
Sharpen up those edges bruh. Free week pass? As if she has a option any other day. If your chick aint going all out for you every time you get down, you doing it wrong. They always start off with "I don't do that" if you don't reach a point in time that she wants to do that find yourself a mentor.Originally Posted by The Fresh Sole
Yall are tripping to get down on those period days. Thats just a free week pass for some dome.
Originally Posted by Wade187
Sharpen up those edges bruh. Free week pass? As if she has a option any other day. If your chick aint going all out for you every time you get down, you doing it wrong. They always start off with "I don't do that" if you don't reach a point in time that she wants to do that find yourself a mentor.Originally Posted by The Fresh Sole
Yall are tripping to get down on those period days. Thats just a free week pass for some dome.
Originally Posted by ksteezy
Ima keep it real 1-3 times aweekmonth at most
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