Married Nters How Many Times A Week Are You Smanging? chapter. Over 9000!!!!

Originally Posted by MaxElite

Originally Posted by ShadyKay NT

A true sailor rides on the Red Sea

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As long as the lights are off, it's a go.
 
Originally Posted by Put em up

Originally Posted by onewearz

Met wifey when I was 15, been with her 21 yrs this yr, married 12.

Sex is slowing down more and more as the years go on . Working nights for the past 5 years ain't helping neither . We down to weekends now
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see this is what scares me...my girl doesnt work at the moment and were still averaging once a week.

at this rate we'll be done with sex before 30.

i swear 3rd shift is a b. i gotta step it up man.

ate a lil box and got some buns before i came in to work tonight, felt like a young stallion. i felt bout 18 or 19
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you sound like me my dude minus the third shift... imma have to start doin my duties more thoroughly
  
 
Originally Posted by Peep Game

Originally Posted by JT AIR JT

Originally Posted by Nowitzness41


Can you kill your AVY then, that chick is the most annoying thing out of all the avatars on here.

I agree.

Looks like my avy is very appropriate for these two posts
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a+ famb... 
a friggin plus..
 
Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Why doesn't every guy in here just give it to there wife right now.
Surprise her (no rape).

you would like that wouldn't you rusty 
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Originally Posted by Rusty Shackelford

Why doesn't every guy in here just give it to there wife right now.
Surprise her (no rape).
i think i will after i leave work.  why not?  its friday.  after we done, shes gonna be all "where did THAT come from?!?!?!" and im gonna tell her some dude on NT told me to do it and I'm gonna have to be prepared for the stoniest of stonefaces in the history of stone.
  
 
Went to sleep at 11am just woke up 730pm. Going to one of our favorite places to eat. Cone back home have a bottle of wine, figure I'll spend bout 100 tonight then finish off with a little cardio. She'll fall asleep shorty after that. Up the rest of the night playing My player 2k and a couple beers in the fig = priceless
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Originally Posted by mytmouse76

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Originally Posted by PRIME

I have the sudden urge to go to my girls job and just smash it all over the workplace right now.

She on that cycle right now though
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Dammit...
as a wise man said on twitter today...

"A period don't stop nothing but a sentence."
Originally Posted by ShadyKay NT

A true sailor rides on the Red Sea

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This thread has inspired me a little. When you've been married for awhile, things get a little boring and monotonous, other things become more important than being intimate with your partner. You're too tired from working all day, you're stressed out, your favorite show is on, etc. Whatever the reason is, sex is something that everyone should make time for.

My husband is going to the bar for a little bit with some friends after work, he may get a bit of a surprise when he gets home
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Originally Posted by KatieJade4

This thread has inspired me a little. When you've been married for awhile, things get a little boring and monotonous, other things become more important than being intimate with your partner. You're too tired from working all day, you're stressed out, your favorite show is on, etc. Whatever the reason is, sex is something that everyone should make time for.

My husband is going to the bar for a little bit with some friends after work, he may get a bit of a surprise when he gets home
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lucky.A#$.N@#$%!
He probably be like
 
Originally Posted by mytmouse76

as a wise man said on twitter today...

"A period don't stop nothing but a sentence."
Absolute truth. Especially if she's horny during that time.
 
Yall are tripping to get down on those period days. Thats just a free week pass for some dome.
 
Originally Posted by ToLiveandDieinNJ

Been w/ my girl going on 5 yrs, love her to death, but at this point, there's no mystery to sex w/ her, I know what to do, to get her where she needs to be. Then I'm just pumping away, trying to think my way into a nut. It just becomes a chore. I just don't see how dudes get married. Same thing for 50yrs. My gf would do anything in the world for me, and is always down to be poked. I just don't feel like the whole process most of the time.
Damn man, I DO NOT want that 
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