January Wrestling Thread/Tonight NXT 8PM EST/RIP Mean Gene Okerlaud

[Blue Mamba]

Can't we wait till the Super Crown Jewel Australian Saudi Arabian Megashowdown Extravaganza till someone gets banned?

 

[deleted]

I see. I glanced at a header and didn't read the link. Sorry Pelvin

Apology not accepted

 

[Meangene45]

Can't we wait till the Super Crown Jewel Australian Saudi Arabian Megashowdown Extravaganza till someone gets banned?

ITS coming sooner than later and I will walk on the dead carcasses laying at my feet.

 

[Bad Moon Rison]

ITS coming sooner than later and I will walk on the dead carcasses laying at my feet.

Hail to the Gene!!!!

 

[CleanestNdaCity]

Nah, it is never THAT serious.

Oh ok

 

[cosmiccoffee9]

So how many are in the school with you? How much longer do you think you be ther for? Do you sew your own stuff can we get to see your gear?

Sorry brother i know you aint in here as much thought id ask as much as i can while you are here.

Where do you stay is it like a dojo? You clean cook and do stuff for the vets?
Alright im done lol

no problem my man, thanks for giving a ****.

-the folks I work with most have maybe 20 people in the mix...it's not really a school so much as a gym, like boxing. no dojo, just me and my apartment.

-in Mexico, wrestlers--at least TV-level competitors--have to actually be sanctioned by the federal fight commission in CDMX.

not like anyone is locking up unregistered wrestlers, but they take that **** fairly seriously. as of now, I'm technically an amateur wres--hmm, semi-pro.

-no laundry--praise jeet sweezus--but vets don't have to really break the ring down and I do end up buying a lot of beer and other party favors. oh well.

-gear is SO EXPENSIVE. go ahead, guess how much a pair of kickpads cost. it ain't $29.99.

most of my stuff is just stuff I had--arm sleeves, fist wraps, fight shorts. end result is something like this:

Spoiler

I do want to get some custom gear eventually, but like I said, $25 and memories right now.

 

[had pants]

So how many are in the school with you? How much longer do you think you be ther for? Do you sew your own stuff can we get to see your gear?

Sorry brother i know you aint in here as much thought id ask as much as i can while you are here.

Where do you stay is it like a dojo? You clean cook and do stuff for the vets?
Alright im done lol





Had pants i aint got nothing agaisnt you brother, but can you please stop post this aussie flap jacks.

 

[Meangene45]

Oh ok

Don't fall for that

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

Monday's WWE RAW, featuring The Shield teaming up for the first time in nearly one year to defeat Baron Corbin and The Authors of Pain in a six-man main event, drew 2.350 million viewers. This is down 12% from last week's show and is the lowest RAW viewership in history, coming in under the 2.470 million viewers for the July 9th episode.

 

[Blue Mamba]

Monday's WWE RAW, featuring The Shield teaming up for the first time in nearly one year to defeat Baron Corbin and The Authors of Pain in a six-man main event, drew 2.350 million viewers. This is down 12% from last week's show and is the lowest RAW viewership in history, coming in under the 2.470 million viewers for the July 9th episode.

Sheesh, The Big Dog isn't drawing big viewers

 

[Blue Mamba]

 

[Blue Mamba]

 

[DCAllAfrican]

 

[Bad Moon Rison]

Well damn....

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

Sheesh, The Big Dog isn't drawing big viewers

Yea, blame it on Reigns

You're a real piece of work, man

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

I wonder how many would cop if they made an IWGP World Title one.

 

[the 718 truth]

What I miss.

 

[the 718 truth]

I see this thread needs a change of styles...luckily, your colorful cousin AJ is on the job! oh that's right, it's time for "Cosmic Cliffs!"

-it is 87F (30C) in Puerto Vallarta, JAL. I am currently in training for a small event next month, and have purchased more than enough face paint for the job.

-I have finally learned to type all the accent symbols with an American English keyboard. qué maravilloso.

-I have always been unclear on HHH's relationship to the game. he is the game, but you can't play the game even though it's time to play the game. weird.

-not sure why, but whenever I look at Ibushi Kota my first thought is "determined Olympic swimmer."

-the following is a list of the most poignant lyrics in wrestling themes in no particular order:

"never walk away from a fight that's worth fighting
never hestiate when you know you're gonna act
never waste your words on a fool who won't listen
never sell your soul 'cuz you'll never buy it...back"

Spoiler: Jeff Hardy- No More Words

the song was also sung by Jeff Hardy, which is a lie but it was fun to picture so let's just move on.


"...and my father saaaaid...when I was younger...hard times breed better men!"

Spoiler: Cody ______ - Kindgom

this band also made Miz' theme and a couple others, so New York definitely can have access to respectable themes.


"you gave me fortune
you gave me fame
you gave me power in your own god's name!"

Spoiler: CM Punk- Cult of Personality

do you really want me to get into a whole thing about the psychological basis of celebrity and the human condition or you wanna just enjoy the song?


"...now it's time to SHINE, amgonnatakewuzmine while you're BURNINGINSIDEMYLIGHT!!!"

Spoiler: RKO- Burn in my light

okay, not as thought provoking as the others, but imagine feeling so fly that you believe you will incinerate others in your radiant brilliance.


"...no mother has given birth to a child that can stop me..."

Spoiler: Jinder Mahal- Sher (Lion)

tell me that's not one of the most badass boasts ever. the whole song goes on like that...if it was in English, it would never be allowed to play on WWETV.



...and you'll get one.

fighter in black shows excellent ring presence by countering a counter, whipping off the ropes for the extra momentum she needs to transition into the hold.

as for the lock itself, looks to focus on the upper back with some extra torque on the legs. maybe call it an inverted rolling surfboard. a sled lock maybe.

really be interested to see it the competitor in red was able to make an escape.


-color of the day is #FF7538 Orange, most memorably worn by Taz(z) during his career. it's also an obligatory accent color for events like Halloween Havoc.


this has been another extraordinary edition of "Cosmic Cliffs," please remember to support your local independent wrestling federation!

 

[llerraj]

Brie is a legit danger to everyone she works with in the ring. As AJ said, talent isn't sexually transmitted.

 

[Blue Mamba]

Brie is a legit danger to everyone she works with in the ring. As AJ said, talent isn't sexually transmitted.

Then they ruined that promo by constantly yelling "Say it to our face!" even though AJ was out there saying it to their faces

Bellas are trash

 

[Bosa]

Mella lookn good

 

[green rhino123]

hopefully brie bella will get a full segment with lots of action!

 

[Bad Moon Rison]

Mella lookn good

 

[Bad Moon Rison]

Idk how I feel about Baemella as a face.