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quick questions for you guys that get yambs off of her. Do you guys hang out with these girls irl or you just invite them over yours or you invite yourself to theirs?
 
MikeTysontheKiller said:
quick questions for you guys that get yambs off of her. Do you guys hang out with these girls irl or you just invite them over yours or you invite yourself to theirs?
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Other than like once or twice...we always met in public first, hang out a bit then straight to the crib.
 
If anyone is looking for some tips google "ultimatebroski POF". Guy is a legend on bodybuilding.com forums 
 
Steebie J said:
So had a shorty from okcupid come through the crib on Thursday..she talking bout she haved had sex since november..I smashed within 20 min. So that was b.s. but had to cut her loose...her breath wasnt right.

Had one chick that messaged me on pof thursday night wanting to meet up for lunch friday. We did. She was cool. Fast forward to that night. She called asked what was I doing, said nothing. Asked if could swing by..I said sure but bring some food lol. She came..first thing she did was go in my fridge and at all my chocolate covered strawberries I got for my bday the day before. Didnt even get a chance to sample smh. But anyways she came to the couch to chill and watch this horrible movie on netflix. Started kissing. No wood feeling on her part but I grabbed a chunk of breasts. Thats as far as it went. She stayed the night. Got no buns. When she left that morning I noticed my couch and pillow full of makeup!

So on Saturday she was out drinking with her friend and asked if her and her friend could come over. I was like hell....yes. so 30 min past and her friend was kinda hesitant to come. She didnt wanna be the third wheel and asked if I had a friend. Told nah but u can still come through lol. She was like well another day then. So I said cool and the girl that came over the night before came through. Firdt thing she said "do u have some cookies"? In my mind I was like u hungry b. So I said yea in the pantry. Watched another movie. Same result as the night before without kissing. Smh. Realized the morning after...makeup on the couch again lol. Imma cut her loose. Shes wasting my time, my food and staining the couch.
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you should've asked for her cookie dawg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
Dead at homeless shelter :rofl:

I just don't understand how dudes let chicks sleep over without smashing. If she's not gonna give it up why let her sleep over?

And this ***** let it happen twice? :rofl:
 
No lie, having a chick in bed that you're trying to smash, is better than not having said chick in bed.

Smashing or not she'll know good and well what my "ego" looks like, cause that mf'er is coming out. He'll I've jacked off and busted on on bishes that haven't let me smash and they were cool with it.
 
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Chopper said:
No lie, having a chick in bed that you're trying to smash, is better than not having said chick in bed.

Smashing or not she'll know good and well what my "ego" looks like, cause that mf'er is coming out. He'll I've jacked off and busted on on bishes that haven't let me smash. For some reason they were cool with it.
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Lol
 
Chopper said:
No lie, having a chick in bed that you're trying to smash, is better than not having said chick in bed.

Smashing or not she'll know good and well what my "ego" looks like, cause that mf'er is coming out. He'll I've jacked off and busted on on bishes that haven't let me smash and they were cool with it.
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Chopper said:
No lie, having a chick in bed that you're trying to smash, is better than not having said chick in bed.

Smashing or not she'll know good and well what my "ego" looks like, cause that mf'er is coming out. He'll I've jacked off and busted on on bishes that haven't let me smash and they were cool with it.
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Chopper said:
No lie, having a chick in bed that you're trying to smash, is better than not having said chick in bed.

Smashing or not she'll know good and well what my "ego" looks like, cause that mf'er is coming out. He'll I've jacked off and busted on on bishes that haven't let me smash and they were cool with it.
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:rofl:

I rather have my space if I'm not smashing

But I can't even remember the last time I've had a chick in my bed w/o smashing. What part of the game is that? (This is excluding girlfriends of course, sometimes they just ain't in the mood :lol:
 
Chopper said:
No lie, having a chick in bed that you're trying to smash, is better than not having said chick in bed.

Smashing or not she'll know good and well what my "ego" looks like, cause that mf'er is coming out. He'll I've jacked off and busted on on bishes that haven't let me smash and they were cool with it.
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YDNS
 
LMFAO ive never beat my meat infront of a chick because she didn't let me smash..now i have done it because I couldn't get one off though but still lmao

**** that **** if Im not smashing ima play it cool and bounce or just chill for a little bit..im too old to be playing that game
 
Lol spanking ya joint and busting on her, Sounds like a sexual assault charge waiting to happen.
 
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