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Lmfaoooooo damn I was just bein nice..not even a 5 though
Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof
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Son must've forgot the decimal. Surely he meant .5.
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Lollll that feet pic literally made me bust out laughing smh she has to be trolling
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So had a shorty from okcupid come through the crib on Thursday..she talking bout she haved had sex since november..I smashed within 20 min. So that was b.s. but had to cut her loose...her breath wasnt right.
Had one chick that messaged me on pof thursday night wanting to meet up for lunch friday. We did. She was cool. Fast forward to that night. She called asked what was I doing, said nothing. Asked if could swing by..I said sure but bring some food lol. She came..first thing she did was go in my fridge and at all my chocolate covered strawberries I got for my bday the day before. Didnt even get a chance to sample smh. But anyways she came to the couch to chill and watch this horrible movie on netflix. Started kissing. No wood feeling on her part but I grabbed a chunk of breasts. Thats as far as it went. She stayed the night. Got no buns. When she left that morning I noticed my couch and pillow full of makeup!
So on Saturday she was out drinking with her friend and asked if her and her friend could come over. I was like hell....yes. so 30 min past and her friend was kinda hesitant to come. She didnt wanna be the third wheel and asked if I had a friend. Told nah but u can still come through lol. She was like well another day then. So I said cool and the girl that came over the night before came through. Firdt thing she said "do u have some cookies"? In my mind I was like u hungry b. So I said yea in the pantry. Watched another movie. Same result as the night before without kissing. Smh. Realized the morning after...makeup on the couch again lol. Imma cut her loose. Shes wasting my time, my food and staining the couch.
Had one chick that messaged me on pof thursday night wanting to meet up for lunch friday. We did. She was cool. Fast forward to that night. She called asked what was I doing, said nothing. Asked if could swing by..I said sure but bring some food lol. She came..first thing she did was go in my fridge and at all my chocolate covered strawberries I got for my bday the day before. Didnt even get a chance to sample smh. But anyways she came to the couch to chill and watch this horrible movie on netflix. Started kissing. No wood feeling on her part but I grabbed a chunk of breasts. Thats as far as it went. She stayed the night. Got no buns. When she left that morning I noticed my couch and pillow full of makeup!
So on Saturday she was out drinking with her friend and asked if her and her friend could come over. I was like hell....yes. so 30 min past and her friend was kinda hesitant to come. She didnt wanna be the third wheel and asked if I had a friend. Told nah but u can still come through lol. She was like well another day then. So I said cool and the girl that came over the night before came through. Firdt thing she said "do u have some cookies"? In my mind I was like u hungry b. So I said yea in the pantry. Watched another movie. Same result as the night before without kissing. Smh. Realized the morning after...makeup on the couch again lol. Imma cut her loose. Shes wasting my time, my food and staining the couch.
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- Aug 8, 2012
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U stay in houston? Last two girls look familiar
- Feb 5, 2013
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Last pic is of a chick in Houston I can confirm that but it may be catfish season on that one
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Ahh damn..she looked fly in her pics
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I haven't met her in person to confirm but we did message over the weekend when I was in the brookshire area
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nah, i was just trolling the huston profiles.
- May 20, 2006
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Sounds like you didn't even try. Were you waiting for her to **** you or what?
She came over, with make up on, and stayed overnight. You were super passive aggressive, am I rite?
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Dudes really out here having sleepovers. 
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I tried hard the first night. So i thought the second night would be different since she has somewhat of a feel for me. I did lay between her legs rubbin on her nan while watching a movie. Couldnt get her to open up. I canceled for sure p for no p that night. I get turned off real quick. Im an ******* at times about that but I wasnt going to hurdle over a mountain for her nan. I deleted her #
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girl probably brought a blanket and a teddy bear!Dudes really out here having sleepovers.
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Yea she went to bed before I can read her a bed time story :'(
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jokes
meatflaps, girls profile, sleepover
meatflaps, girls profile, sleepover
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Girl was on the couch "couldn't get her to open legs" FOHWEAKEST attempt I've ever heard of. Petting her snatch like a chihuahua and $#^#
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WEAKEST attempt I've ever heard of. Petting her snatch like a chihuahua and $#^#
He was practicing Morse code on that bish
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Son is over there running a homeless shelter. Chicks coming through for a meal and a roof to sleep under lol.
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Im 99% positive if he woulda wio he woulda been get that.
WEAKEST attempt I've ever heard of. Petting her snatch like a chihuahua and $#^#
He was practicing Morse code on that bish
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Im 99% positive if he woulda wio he woulda been get that.
WEAKEST attempt I've ever heard of. Petting her snatch like a chihuahua and $#^#
He was practicing Morse code on that bish
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Aint that some ish?! Never had to really try. It wasnt worth it after the second attempt.
WEAKEST attempt I've ever heard of. Petting her snatch like a chihuahua and $#^#
On to the next one I guess.
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Aint that some ish?!
WEAKEST attempt I've ever heard of. Petting her snatch like a chihuahua and $#^#
On to the next one I guess.
back to the drawing board
good luck!
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