Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

So say I got two pics of me out, but same jacket on, do that matters? Only thing on same is the jacket.
 
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Man I got into some ish las night off Tinder, met up with this chick going to grad school. She was alright looking, not my normal cup o tea, definitely a bit fluffier than normal. Got a little tipsy and she invited me back to her place, would have said no but I was just like **** it, I am going. Of course we procede to get to the point of smashing, but as soon as the clothes came off I was done, she used to be bigger and had extra skin flab and I couldn't get it up :x. On top of that she was the most submissive chick ever just laying there like a dead fish. Like ***** you need to do some work if you want me to smash! Put on my pants and shirt and bounced, just left her there :smh:

Lesson learned, never banged a fatty, and probably never will. Horrible life experience.
 
C'mon bruh.... you should have took a slug of henny and shot out the light bulb.

Man I just had a talk about it with one of my boys and he said pretty much the same thing, should have just taken one for the team. But she was legit not really doing anything for me, should have bounced before it was even taken that far.

Feel pretty damn bad about it now, not sure if I should hit her up with an apology or what. Probably one of the most scumbag things I have ever done. I was trying to imagine it was a different chick in my head and that didn't even work :smh:
 
Man I just had a talk about it with one of my boys and he said pretty much the same thing, should have just taken one for the team. But she was legit not really doing anything for me, should have bounced before it was even taken that far.

Feel pretty damn bad about it now, not sure if I should hit her up with an apology or what. Probably one of the most scumbag things I have ever done. I was trying to imagine it was a different chick in my head and that didn't even work :smh:
nah yo. Aint nothing to be sorry about. You got standards and shouldnt have to lower it anymore for a star fish. Some chicks be mad lazy yo
 
C'mon bruh.... you should have took a slug of henny and shot out the light bulb.

Man I just had a talk about it with one of my boys and he said pretty much the same thing, should have just taken one for the team. But she was legit not really doing anything for me, should have bounced before it was even taken that far.

Feel pretty damn bad about it now, not sure if I should hit her up with an apology or what. Probably one of the most scumbag things I have ever done. I was trying to imagine it was a different chick in my head and that didn't even work :smh:

I had the a similar situation this weekend. Chick reminded me of Amy from Bing Bang Theory. She had a belly but was skinny eveywhere else. Was an 32h bra. Problem was she was a virgin, had no clue what to do in bed and no sex appeal.

Called me last night wanting to come over this weekend, so she could practice her oral.
 
I had the a similar situation this weekend. Chick reminded me of Amy from Bing Bang Theory. She had a belly but was skinny eveywhere else. Was an 32h bra. Problem was she was a virgin, had no clue what to do in bed and no sex appeal.

Called me last night wanting to come over this weekend, so she could practice her oral.

Head and colossal tittles... that's hard to over look.

Strong chance for ATM aswel if she's clueless.
 
I hit this chick with the "my boy said your head game was wack line." Can't believe she bit, or she's trolling right along with me lmao.
 
Man I'm so pissed right now. Chick comes over I'm sitting in my favorite chair (which is actually my 12 yr olds chair) she comes over to sit on my lap, I tell her it's not rated for the both us and insists. As soon as she sits the damn chair breaks. She's laughing hysterically and i just want to donkey punch her in her damn throat. I go lay down on my bed. We lay for about 30 min and she says well i guess your upset, I'm going hope. I literally say bye Felicia. She calls me later on asking if i still want to come over next week. I tell her yep. I'm going break something of hers.
 
I had the a similar situation this weekend. Chick reminded me of Amy from Bing Bang Theory. She had a belly but was skinny eveywhere else. Was an 32h bra. Problem was she was a virgin, had no clue what to do in bed and no sex appeal.

Called me last night wanting to come over this weekend, so she could practice her oral.

Head and colossal tittles... that's hard to over look.

Strong chance for ATM aswel if she's clueless.

For real, I'm curious as to what 32H ******* even look like :lol: the entire description though of her being skinny yet having a gut with those **** sounds like she's built very bad though

I hit this chick with the "my boy said your head game was wack line." Can't believe she bit, or she's trolling right along with me lmao.

I hit two chicks with one of these way back. One responded very kindly cause she turned out to be an escort :lol: the other said "that's a damn lie, cause that's all I do so I can stay a virgin."

:rofl:
 
This right hurrr
anytime a chick goes cold and distant towards you, hit the "eject button" and get out of the situation by deleting her number. Don't try to figure out why she's not talking to you and don't try to reach her. It's almost a sure thing that she has another dude.

gotta always be two steps ahead
 
She probably wanted you to cuff faster than you were planning to. Once they figure your not with that, they stop f'ing with you randomly.

Happened to me. :smh:

Naw it aint that. If a girl like you she gonna roll with whether you cuff or not.

Her man probably got out of jail or prison

She got a disease she never disclosed to him

She was born a man

Its one of the 3

A girl aint gonna just hit the ejection button overnight because they found some new dude. They cant cut feelings off like that

When they hit the eject button they do it to protect themselves or you
 
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She probably wanted you to cuff faster than you were planning to. Once they figure your not with that, they stop f'ing with you randomly.

Happened to me. :smh:

Naw it aint that. If a girl like you she gonna roll with whether you cuff or not.

Her man probably got out of jail or prison

She got a disease she never disclosed to him

She was born a man

Its one of the 3

A girl aint gonna just hit the ejection button overnight because they found some new dude. They cant cut feelings off like that

When they hit the eject button they do it to protect themselves or you

Your on the right track. Lots of these chicks are fresh out of relationships. You meet them, it goes great the ex calls and your done.

Some are wrapped around a guys finger. The guy won't call for a while so she she sees other guys until he calls and your done.
 
Idk why people like pof, nothing but NASTYWORK in nyc area, like okc better.
 
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Idk why people like pof, nothing but NASTYWORK in nyc area, like okc better.
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 i feel the same haven't seen a decent one in ages that hasn't been a bot
 
Seems like the more popular and known this thing got the more the quality went down. I logged in the other day for the first time in a minute and it was all bad. There used to be some pieces on there and at least some high class ratchets. Now these ohs are few and far between
 
So i met up with this gul off Tinder last night. I was disappointed. I shouldve known since she had no body pic. She was like 5'9, slim and had a pot belly. Either that or she was preggo. But she drank so it wasn't the latter. I wish that belly could've migrated over to her *** cause she had nothing back there smh.
 
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