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Real talk: I've washed my hands three times after smashing the girl from last night. Still smell like yambs. I've been skunked, NT. Gonna bathe in tomato juice later.
lol it be like that
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Real talk: I've washed my hands three times after smashing the girl from last night. Still smell like yambs. I've been skunked, NT. Gonna bathe in tomato juice later.
The second I started hitting it from behind I was hit by a tidal wave of stink.Real talk: I've washed my hands three times after smashing the girl from last night. Still smell like yambs. I've been skunked, NT. Gonna bathe in tomato juice later.yoo i was gonna hit this one chick over the weekend, but that smell down there was too strong so i left without smashing...aint want that stink on me, some of these girls gotta do better
Update:
Just broke my record. Went from sending the first message to smashing in about 10 hours today. She rolled through, we watched 2 episodes of The Simpsons, started making out, gravitated over to the bedroom, got her top off, motorboated for awhile, then she stops and says she doesn't wanna have sex tonight. I say "that's cool," but I end up whipping it out a few minutes later and talked her into some dome. For someone that said they "hate giving head" and "never do it," it really caught me off guard when she blurted out "you can **** my face." After getting dome for about 20 minutes to no avail, I said "you sure you don't just wanna have sex?" She gave in. I smushed, she enjoyed and made me promise to call her tomorrow.
My record kills this, I did the damn thang in less than 6 hours, yambs and top. Chick just joined the site the same damn day. Shawty just broke up with her boyfriend. We chatted on line for like 10 min, I got the number, texted her, told her we should chill tonight, she said cool. Went to her spot, her mother was out of town "she was 22" So she wanted to be safe so I met her younger sister"19" and introduced myself. So we dipped out and went to a park to chill, so we were in the whip just chillen and talking, I was being myself as usual (ladies love me) lol, so she was all like she never meet people and she's not easy So i was like i fell you yeah OK.lol. So i decided to work my usual magic and asked what her spot was, which was of course her neck, so I made my moved and locked onto her neck, slid down to the jugs, got them out of her shirt, went for the pants and the golden gates opened. So I played with that for a bit, whipped out, and asked for top she went down like the Titanic, for about 5 decent minutes, told her to bend over for a minute, played with the yamb from behind, asked her if I could take a dive, went in for a bout 25-30 strong pumps. Next thing you know I saw lights, it was a cop patrolling, So I jumped up threw my threads on cop asked for ID, said the park was closed so I was like cool i didnt know. So we dipped.This needs to be on the POF home page as user testimony.
did you use a condom?My record kills this, I did the damn thang in less than 6 hours, yambs and top. Chick just joined the site the same damn day. Shawty just broke up with her boyfriend. We chatted on line for like 10 min, I got the number, texted her, told her we should chill tonight, she said cool. Went to her spot, her mother was out of town "she was 22" So she wanted to be safe so I met her younger sister"19" and introduced myself. So we dipped out and went to a park to chill, so we were in the whip just chillen and talking, I was being myself as usual (ladies love me) lol, so she was all like she never meet people and she's not easy So i was like i fell you yeah OK.lol. So i decided to work my usual magic and asked what her spot was, which was of course her neck, so I made my moved and locked onto her neck, slid down to the jugs, got them out of her shirt, went for the pants and the golden gates opened. So I played with that for a bit, whipped out, and asked for top she went down like the Titanic, for about 5 decent minutes, told her to bend over for a minute, played with the yamb from behind, asked her if I could take a dive, went in for a bout 25-30 strong pumps. Next thing you know I saw lights, it was a cop patrolling, So I jumped up threw my threads on cop asked for ID, said the park was closed so I was like cool i didnt know. So we dipped.
I dropped her off home. ..... a few days later I invited her to the crib to "CHILL" (round 2 no interruptions) She said she was back with her boyfriend and to not contact her anymore..... :-( damnnnn.
Would of been a nice free agent to pickup for the team. REAL TALK.
she was a solid 7.0 would of been a 7.5 if she was taller. she was 5'3 which made her fun in the whip.
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1 of the VERY rare times no.smfh at myself. been tested, so im golden.did you use a condom?
went out last saturday bar hopping, struck out somewhere around 6-7 times
actually the last girl I talked to was feeling me, danced for a lil bit and she said to come to see her at the end of the night, but 1. she smoked, so a big turn off, 2. having already struck out several times I wasn't trying to hang around the bar for another hour, I bounced shortly after, should of got her # tho in hindsight
Hopped back on OKC to go whale hunting and finally got a decent broad to respond....trying to seal the deal this weekend if possible..
she's not even all that, but compared with what comes up in a <10 mile radius she becomes a dime
I have mad chicks hit me up on POF but there facially challenged and have the body of Yokozuna
I have mad chicks hit me up on POF but there facially challenged and have the body of Yokozuna
That's how it goes. Most decent looking chicks would rather chop off a toe than message a guy first or initiate in public.
On OKC it's funny because you can see every time they lurk your page.
On POF they favorite you instead of messaging
You guys want to have fun change your zip code to 90028, The sea is FULL out here!
lmfao bruh thats nasty as hellThe second I started hitting it from behind I was hit by a tidal wave of stink.Real talk: I've washed my hands three times after smashing the girl from last night. Still smell like yambs. I've been skunked, NT. Gonna bathe in tomato juice later.yoo i was gonna hit this one chick over the weekend, but that smell down there was too strong so i left without smashing...aint want that stink on me, some of these girls gotta do better
Needless to say, there will not be a round 2.
Update: the smell finally went away. Needed to use some Dawn dish soap to cut that grease.
lol, as far as okc and pof goes, shes a 9, shorty body lookin too rightwent out last saturday bar hopping, struck out somewhere around 6-7 times
actually the last girl I talked to was feeling me, danced for a lil bit and she said to come to see her at the end of the night, but 1. she smoked, so a big turn off, 2. having already struck out several times I wasn't trying to hang around the bar for another hour, I bounced shortly after, should of got her # tho in hindsight
Hopped back on OKC to go whale hunting and finally got a decent broad to respond....trying to seal the deal this weekend if possible..
she's not even all that, but compared with what comes up in a <10 mile radius she becomes a dime
pof or okc? **** it im trying bothYou guys want to have fun change your zip code to 90028, The sea is FULL out here!