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[usabasketball08]

 

[WASHED KING]

Hands down the most disrespectful thing I’ve read all day.

What would she respond with if you texted her “head ?”

 

[tomdiginson]

After saying she was done 3 weeks ago and no contact since, a Bumble yamb I never smashed just me sent me an $800 Apple Cash request (I think that's what is it is) and "Urgent " immediately after.

2023 bros

She's out of order. Does she atleast look good?

 

[ahat]

Am I the only one confused by this? What's going on here

 

[ballinsam23]

Dating is so ****** if that’s a women’s mindset.

That’s an app. Clearly it’s small talk. Why the hell would he be asking her the deep life questions/conversations she’s looking for on an app.

That **** should be reserved for in person or actual phone convos.

 

[usabasketball08]

Am I the only one confused by this? What's going on here

Did you listen to the audio?

 

[WASHED KING]

See….that’s why I stop my age limit at 25.

I’m not tryna hear about no d*** real estate.

 

[TSCQ]

Job interview corporate women are annoying.
I get it though, that’s their world.
Just not mines.

 

[steebie j]

Chick making it more than it actually was

Dude just asked a simple question

 

[Present]

I don't see how he responded to the first voice message Fam.

Her voice alone:

Then what she actually said was nothing short of argumentative and antagonistic energy-draining negativity - a literal personification of a solution looking for problems.

Me protecting my peace:

Aint no yams good enough for all that.

 

[fluid hips]

Her voice mad annoying. Shorty probably lived in NYC for a year and now claiming she's from there and using it as a benchmark

 

[storm2006]

This is the problem with apps/dating in 2023. He asked a legitimate, thoughtful question, for a good reason I didn’t even immediately thing of, and she’s trying to go in on the man.

“You are treating to get to know more about by having an adult conversation. I’m get getting weird vibes. Stressing the issues. Let’s move on”

 

[storm2006]

She's out of order. Does she atleast look good?

Nowhere near to be pulling a stunt like that. Like not even enough to warrant a

Straight up got that text and was like

 

[Based Jesus]

Her voice mad annoying. Shorty probably lived in NYC for a year and now claiming she's from there and using it as a benchmark

As soon as she said people from Manhattan were interesting I knew her *** wasn't from here
Probably went to NYU or Columbia and now acting like she's too cultured to live where no one made her move to

 

[tomdiginson]

Nowhere near to be pulling a stunt like that. Like not even enough to warrant a

Straight up got that text and was like

Is she one of those Taylor swift types that you're into?

 

[storm2006]

SHAMELESS

 

[Mark Antony]

Damn a simple question sent shortie spiraling. She must be a NTer.

 

[titang545]

Imagine getting drinks and she start going in like this.

 

[tomdiginson]

She sounds unhinged. My Goodness.

 

[fluid hips]

Imagine getting drinks and she start going in like this.

Run up the tab. Say you gotta use the bathroom then dip

 

[usabasketball08]

Run up the tab. Say you gotta use the bathroom then dip

Foul then again if shorty is talking like this she’s at least two $18 espresso martinis in. I had this happen once with a woman in DC. I left a $20 on the table (enough to cover my $15 cocktail + $5 tip) and just dipped.

 

[storm2006]

Foul then again if shorty is talking like this she’s at least two $18 espresso martinis in. I had this happen once with a woman in DC. I left a $20 on the table (enough to cover my $15 cocktail + $5 tip) and just dipped.

Literally posts from almost a year ago :

Man yall dont remember dude that went on all those dates with women and slid out leaving em with the bill?

And he kept going back to the same restaurant they were right about returning to the scene of the crime

Man...this happened to me once. I was at the afterhours spot and started chopping it up with two yambs. After the club closed we went to the diner around the corner where I was a regular. Skipped the line, got seated immediately and I thought the Lord was blessing me with a second chance at a 3-some after fumbling the bag the first time years prior.

We get the big *** menus and I don't even open it because I knew what I was getting but I should have known something was up when they were studying that **** like they had a final exam coming up. They place a pretty substantial order that appeared to cover multiple meals (i.e breakfast, lunch and dinner) so I made a joke about it and one of them says "Well we're hungry. And you're paying" then other follows up with "AREN'T YOU?!" I was just like


It wasn't even about the money, I was just pissed at the disrespect. Dreams of how I was going to pull off the threesome quickly turned into how I was going to dip unnoticed. In one of my more rugged moments, I just said I was going to the bathroom, walked to the back and straight up went into the kitchen where a bunch of cooks started screaming at me in an unidentifiable foreign language. I just told them it was going to be okay as I looked around for the back exit then bounced

I hit on the Hail Mary a couple times when getting late night food, though

I guess this time of year brings the scumbag out of us

 

[Grine]

Just say “separate check” when it time for the bill

 

[ballinsam23]

I've been making the same mistake since my college days.

The yamb thats all over me, I pass (doesn't matter if she's ), and I always go for the very slightly better looking friend. I'd bag the slightly better looking friend maybeeee 1/4th of the time. I even ask the yamb that's all over me to hook it up with the slightly better friend and I can tell their whole demeanor changes

Sometimes we decide to play this game on hard mode for no reason.

 

[checks mcgee]

This is the problem with apps/dating in 2023. He asked a legitimate, thoughtful question, for a good reason I didn’t even immediately thing of, and she’s trying to go in on the man.

“You are treating to get to know more about by having an adult conversation. I’m get getting weird vibes. Stressing the issues. Let’s move on”

social media has their brain warped bro

they want to dead it at the slightest inconvenience because they think thats ¨hot girl ****¨

nobody knows their actual value anymore, they´re all a ¨princess¨