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She's out of order. Does she atleast look good?After saying she was done 3 weeks ago and no contact since, a Bumble yamb I never smashed just me sent me an $800 Apple Cash request (I think that's what is it is) and "Urgent " immediately after.
2023 bros
Am I the only one confused by this? What's going on here
She's out of order. Does she atleast look good?
As soon as she said people from Manhattan were interesting I knew her *** wasn't from hereHer voice mad annoying. Shorty probably lived in NYC for a year and now claiming she's from there and using it as a benchmark
Is she one of those Taylor swift types that you're into?Nowhere near to be pulling a stunt like that. Like not even enough to warrant a
Straight up got that text and was like
Run up the tab. Say you gotta use the bathroom then dipImagine getting drinks and she start going in like this.
Run up the tab. Say you gotta use the bathroom then dip
Foul then again if shorty is talking like this she’s at least two $18 espresso martinis in. I had this happen once with a woman in DC. I left a $20 on the table (enough to cover my $15 cocktail + $5 tip) and just dipped.
Man yall dont remember dude that went on all those dates with women and slid out leaving em with the bill?
And he kept going back to the same restaurant they were right about returning to the scene of the crime
Man...this happened to me once. I was at the afterhours spot and started chopping it up with two yambs. After the club closed we went to the diner around the corner where I was a regular. Skipped the line, got seated immediately and I thought the Lord was blessing me with a second chance at a 3-some after fumbling the bag the first time years prior.
We get the big *** menus and I don't even open it because I knew what I was getting but I should have known something was up when they were studying that **** like they had a final exam coming up. They place a pretty substantial order that appeared to cover multiple meals (i.e breakfast, lunch and dinner) so I made a joke about it and one of them says "Well we're hungry. And you're paying" then other follows up with "AREN'T YOU?!" I was just like
It wasn't even about the money, I was just pissed at the disrespect. Dreams of how I was going to pull off the threesome quickly turned into how I was going to dip unnoticed. In one of my more rugged moments, I just said I was going to the bathroom, walked to the back and straight up went into the kitchen where a bunch of cooks started screaming at me in an unidentifiable foreign language. I just told them it was going to be okay as I looked around for the back exit then bounced
I hit on the Hail Mary a couple times when getting late night food, though
This is the problem with apps/dating in 2023. He asked a legitimate, thoughtful question, for a good reason I didn’t even immediately thing of, and she’s trying to go in on the man.
“You are treating to get to know more about by having an adult conversation. I’m get getting weird vibes. Stressing the issues. Let’s move on”