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[ballinsam23]

Yeah go on a date, and send her a picture of you and your hookup in bed. You gotta get even.

I got a couple old ones in my phone. Next "wyd" text, that'll be my response.

 

[Mark Antony]

Legit, it's wild female logic. She saying she aint ****ing no one 1 foot shorter than her while she lives at her parents crib.

Oh please, women people smash people they claim they wouldn't all the time, even all the way through a happy marriage.

Also the biggest culprit is exactly that friend she told you not to worry about.

 

[datznasty]

Oh please, women people smash people they claim they wouldn't all the time, even all the way through a happy marriage.

Also the biggest culprit is exactly that friend she told you not to worry about.

I used to be that friend, to bm#2. Of course I cant stand her now and wish I had stayed in the friend zone but fam you literally provided her sustenance so she could go **** another dude. Couldnt be me. Immediately turning the pay kiosk towards myself and hitting split bill and Spencer can come scoop her and pay for that matter. You probably saved in her contacts as PF Changs

 

[TURBO UNO]

I got a couple old ones in my phone. Next "wyd" text, that'll be my response.

Please hit us back with screenshots of her replies. I’m being serious, we all would like to.

 

[TSCQ]

You probably saved in her contacts as Nobu.

*fixed
She leveled up and in her soft life.

 

[TSCQ]

Says “he’s just a friend.”


Nothing new under the sun with these kinda of thoughts.

 

[ahat]

I got a couple old ones in my phone. Next "wyd" text, that'll be my response.

I wouldn't even reply

 

[Based Jesus]

I used to be that friend, to bm#2. Of course I cant stand her now and wish I had stayed in the friend zone

As the guy who's also been the guy not to worry about, I similarly wish I had kept my life simple
I didn't even know I was making it complicated I was being told not to worry too

 

[ballinsam23]

Everyone a rebound. Everyone can be a side piece at one point too.

It only matters if you have feelings.

 

[TSCQ]

had a co-worker who had gotten recently married tell me “she dreams about me”.


I’m too that guy you should worry about.
Never even smash the co-worker.

 

[storm2006]

Says “he’s just a friend.”


Nothing new under the sun with these kinda of thoughts.

What the hell is this? I want to say even at least like 90-95% of women would agree that this notion is crazy.

 

[Based Jesus]

had a co-worker who had gotten recently married tell me “she dreams about me”.


I’m too that guy you should worry about.
Never even smash the co-worker.

I had a coworker that used to flirt heavy but I never entertained it. Her engagement party was fun. Nice guy too.
I'm going to the wedding of the other girl and the guy who wasn't worried. I just keep getting invited to these things...

 

[Mark Antony]

I had a coworker that used to flirt heavy but I never entertained it. Her engagement party was fun. Nice guy too.
I'm going to the wedding of the other girl and the guy who wasn't worried. I just keep getting invited to these things...

 

[moonman818]

Says “he’s just a friend.”


Nothing new under the sun with these kinda of thoughts.

These are tweets just meant for engagement.

 

[アミーゴ]

Man ain’t NO girl I’ve had relations with inviting ME to their wedding. I end things in horrific fashion man

 

[storm2006]

Man ain’t NO girl I’ve had relations with inviting ME to their wedding. I end things in horrific fashion man

I know that feel, man. Shiiiiieeettt they wouldn't even accept a request from me on any social media platform bruh

 

[アミーゴ]

storm2006



(Even though we’ve been for years )

 

[willypete]

Man ain’t NO girl I’ve had relations with inviting ME to their wedding. I end things in horrific fashion man

Had one say she was gonna invite me whenever she gets married.

Advised against it

 

[TSCQ]

I had a coworker that used to flirt heavy but I never entertained it. Her engagement party was fun. Nice guy too.
I'm going to the wedding of the other girl and the guy who wasn't worried. I just keep getting invited to these things...

Just got off the phone the with work-wife.
#theguyyoutohaveworryabout
#hesjustmyfriendfromwork

 

[ballinsam23]

Yall crazy for messing with married women. Too much *** out there for that headache.

 

[datznasty]

Just got off the phone the with work-wife.
#theguyyoutohaveworryabout
#hesjustmyfriendfromwork

Why yall talking on the phone and what about?

I dont eem like talking on the phone to my own s/o.

 

[Based Jesus]

It's not hard to get a woman to remember you fondly. I don't know what you guys are doing to these poor girls

 

[Present]

Says “he’s just a friend.”


Nothing new under the sun with these kinda of thoughts.

How can you have a relationship without relations?

It's literally part of the word.

 

[tay1]

Nothing like a warm summer breeze gently caressing your nuts as you smash

Facts.

Can also pull out and buss freely into the wind with zero concern of clean up.

Yup for outdoors. Introduced this soviet chick to it. She was mad inexperienced but older than me.

Beach
Nature trail.

One time a family of deer pulled up as we were smashing. Shorty said it was magical. Also happened to be her mom's birthday but she had passed. Told her it was a sign

Catching up while at work and I’m in tears at this three post stretch

 

[krider31]

IM BACK! yall ready for an update! yall know im coming wit the QUICKSTRIKE PICS! and the good stories!