Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[youngsole93]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by bruce negro


*clears throat*

Is there a reason that I'm not on this list after the work i put in, and the nudes i passed out?

I didn't see any nudes

but I'll put you down fam

Dude is hurt. It feels good having ya name on the front right?

 

[sorkoram]

Ok so here's a PURPOSEFUL hicccup to show yall cats recovery is possible and how using the lines canbe taken the wrong way. You saw how earlier, I wasgenuine and it worked...now here's one with a line

----- Original Message -----
Fromlayboy - on one
Date:1 Jan 2009 7:40 PM

it was alright, how about yours sweetie
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From: »

 

[johnnyredstorm]

My man recovered the fumble for a first down. I'm still looking for some prospects, facebook takes forever sicne you can't just search for girls.

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

My man recovered the fumble for a first down. I'm still looking for some prospects, facebook takes forever sicne you can't just search for girls.

facebook took away the network feature, damn stalkers

 

[rellnye]

Originally Posted by Cobra Kai

[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]1 point for me.[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]Breezing by the bulk....[/color]

314-xxx- xxxx and your name?

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From:
Date: Jan 1, 2009 7:20 PM


lol ok, just making sure. my number is 314 xxx xxxx and yours is?









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From:
Date: Jan 1, 2009 6:26 PM


Who would you give me back to? I dont belong to anyone!

Would you really wanna give me back?
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From:
Date: Jan 1, 2009 6:16 PM


wsup cutie? can i borrow you? i'll give you back.. promise :]

Tristan getting it in early. I'll spectate. NoMySpace FTL.

 

[noahcohn]

nice

 

[springfieldxd]

This stuff doesn't work as well on facebook for some reason...

Myspace ftw

 

[sorkoram]

Since he wants semi-full convos eh?... mmmk, had one geared for 12:00:00 AM

haha.
baby it always goes down like that.

didn't you know.?

we can go whereever you like whenever you want
you can choose. aha!

..so I'm getting off here, call me tonight <3

817909XXXX




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From: Playboy - on one
Date: Jan 1, 2009 5:31 PM



lol its how i do it

and if its going down like that, sports bra required
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From: →MINI[emoji]8482[/emoji]
Date: Jan 1, 2009 1:23 PM


yeaaahh....old fashion way is the best. lol.
=]]]
hmmm....
no shirt needed.
lmao.

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From: Playboy - Play's Hard
Date: Dec Jan 1, 2009 1:12 PM



lol so, you gonna do it the old fashioned way
and no doubt we will work out together
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From: →MINI[emoji]8482[/emoji]
Date: Jan 1, 2009 1:08 PM


aww. but i like stairmaster!
=[


alright. we're gonna have to work out together one day!

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From: Playboy - Play's Hard
Date: Jan 1, 2009 11:02 AM



lol so what if you're the trainer, you cant make me run if you dont run with me, that stairmaster is not allowed

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From: →MINI[emoji]8482[/emoji]
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:58 AM


haha.
but im the trainer!
you cant make me run. that's against the rules!
what if i dont wanna run.
ill do stair master though. haha.
=]]

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From: Playboy - Play's Hard
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:56 AM


lol i think i only have one uniform pic thats not hidden but i ran track for a quarter at OSU but I was just walking on due to the scholarship and didn'thave enough time =/ .. im in good shape so i doubt ill puke, but ill probably run YOU till you puke haha

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From: →MINI[emoji]8482[/emoji]
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:54 AM


hhmmm....
somethin about a man in uniform is so sexy. lol.

and alright. =]
ill make you run till you puke!
=]] haha.

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From: Playboy - Play's Hard
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:51 AM



yes ill go to officer training school for the navy when I graduate, and its too boyscout @#%.. when you do that, you're limited as to which jobs you canchoose in the military. I can't wait to get to BUDS!!!!!! 0ooohhh rahhh

you can be my personal trainer lol jk
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From: →MINI[emoji]8482[/emoji]
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:48 AM


soo...you're going to college...and then going to OCS?
lol. why wouldnt you just go in the army and let them pay for your college??

That's very interesting....yeah.
If I could take it all back again, I think it would be fun to be a personal trainer as well.
=]]

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From: Playboy - Play's Hard
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:45 AM


aww thats very good and goal defining
I am UBER strict about my diet and health

Anything dealing with pediatrics is pretty good as well

I plan to first go into the military and enter military law then make my transition into a huge law firm, then finally I'll end up in politics hehe

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From: →MINI[emoji]8482[/emoji]
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:39 AM


hmmm...
like as far as career?
Well I'm so ready to finish out at UT Austin and looking forward to grad school at UCLA
health is really important to me, thats why I minor in health&nutrition
I see you work out a lot though hottie=]]]

either that or i want to just get enough hours to teach

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From: Playboy - Play's Hard
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:34 AM


hehe gorgeous!!!!

we can talk about anything. so where would you like to go in life?

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From: →MINI[emoji]8482[/emoji]
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:31 AM


lol.
awww. cutttiieee.!


sooo......
hmm...what would you like to talk about?

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From: Playboy - Play's Hard
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:27 AM



its my pleasure babe =)
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From: →MINI[emoji]8482[/emoji]
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:18 AM


awww.
how sweet of you!
=]



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From: Playboy - Play's Hard
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:17 AM



I can make that hapen for you =)

when I used to visit all the time, got a lot of friends

well you know, gotta show my sympathy for your creeper lol
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From: →MINI[emoji]8482[/emoji]
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:12 AM


hmm...
well when you come see me you're gonna have to sing.
=]
but...how do you know people in colorado?

but it's okay.
you dont have to apologize hun.

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From: Playboy - Play's Hard
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:10 AM


Yes I can sing, but I mainly produce

and yea I may have to do that, I have alot of friends in Colorado , used to go to Breckenridge every summer

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]..I'm setting the tone early, FULLCOURT PRESS 40-Minutes of Hell

edit-- We about to see who's legs start getting shaking with this

[/color]

 

[scotthallwithapick]

Originally Posted by Th3Ownly

coaches i committed a turnover on our first possession (after you read the convo this will make sense) her photos are private...what should i say next...i was thinking something along the lines of you both are Equally as cute




How do u kno which girl i am frm my pic? im pretty sure my pic is of me and my friend lol...which one am i?




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From: ..Tim..
Date: Jan 1, 2009 4:44 PM



no but I wasnt serious that i wanted to borrow you...I was trying to get your attention ...I can only imagine how many messages a cute girl like yourself receives and i thought that i would send something that would make me stand out and make you laugh...well ill tell you a little bit about myself...i love basketball i play like 3 nights a week, i played soccer in high school, i like watching most sports especially football and basketball, i was my 4th grade monopoly champion, i ran cross country in high school, i like to hang out with my friends, i like to party on the weekends usually every friday and saturday night, i am a sophomore at unl and i plan on going into dentistry hopefully to be an orthodontist...so can you tell me a little bit about yourself?



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From: her
Date: Jan 1, 2009 3:51 AM




Do ikno u?



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From: ..Tim..
Date: Jan 1, 2009 7:25 AM



can i borrow you? ill give you back...I promise : )

GET THE $%+$ OFF THE COURT!

 

[mideastbeast]

just sent a grip of messages, now I'm chilling in the locker room until the ref blows the whistle for the next quarter.

 

[sp raised]

it's 70479xxxxx txt me

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:54 PM


nah i dont ball for them but im bout to get off myspace you i would love to have your number so we could finish our talk some other time

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From: Mi$$ KeKe B@BY
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:47 PM


myy friend goes to winston salem state...u play ball

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:44 PM


aite im single 18 from charlotte i go to winston-salem st i like shoes, clothes, and videogames lol and i just like to chill... nethings else you gon have tofind out for youself

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From: Mi$$ KeKe B@BY
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:41 PM


Thanks....Let's see i'm 18, live in wack concord, plan on atttending johnson and wales in north miami, like to party and go out with friends. Andshoppin is a favorite hobby of mines. Tell me about yourself

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:32 PM


ok Keiriea dats a cute name and it fits you cuz you cute... you mind tellin me about yourself


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From: Mi$$ KeKe B@BY
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:27 PM


Keiriea

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:23 PM


o word dats whats up whats keke short for

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From: Mi$$ KeKe B@BY
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:15 PM


i'm doin, good jus chillin for now, and happy new years to u

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:09 PM


im guessin you must like what you see too... how you doin o and um happy new years

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From: Mi$$ KeKe B@BY
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:04 PM


thanks

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:03 PM


hey.. I was just lookin at your page and i like what I see.. If you feel the same then hit me back loser =)

 

[cobra kai]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]Going in on number 2 now... Calling audibles[/color]

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From:
Date: Jan 1, 2009 8:06 PM


WOW.... thats a great way 2 b ignorant with class

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From:
Date: Jan 1, 2009 6:39 PM


Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration.
a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Alright I found a prospect however she might be a guidette and I have no experience with guidettes. A little background, apparently she broke up with her bfrecently, she's white, accounting major at my school and under mobile phone she put 1800lickme5

Idk if the can I borrow you line would work with her.

 

[tmukg21]

^ You used the long "love" line on a hood chick

, big wordsand phrases make some people feel your condescending. Her picture says smash me, but don't come at me like a J O

You can easily recover, dumb it down like a rap record label.

 

[th3ownly]

ok i fell as if some people are highly in doubt with me right now here is that one girls picture...sending that message was the first time i have ever done itin that situation im used to the girls saying awww thats so cute

ill explain myself i usually use the can i borrow you line and if i get no response i send subject grr and this message



I wasnt serious that i wanted to borrow you...I was trying to get your attention ...I can only imagine how many messages a cute girl like yourself receives andi thought that i would send something that would make me stand out and make you laugh...well ill tell you a little bit about myself...i love basketball i playlike 3 nights a week, i played soccer in high school, i like watching most sports especially football and basketball, i was my 4th grade monopoly champion, iran cross country in high school, i like to hang out with my friends, i like to party on the weekends usually every friday and saturday night, i am a sophomoreat unl and i plan on going into dentistry hopefully to be an orthodontist...so can you tell me a little bit about yourself?




ill get responses from that about half the time...and i feel as though i make them comfortable that they know me a little bit better rather than thinking of meas an internet creep



i guess proof that it is working...going after a cheerleader on this one...this was after the no response from the can i borrow you line


i really don't get any messages, but i do get a lot of creepers... so i didn't reply...

umm so i'll turn 19 in 23 days, I attend the University of NE at Omaha.. I hate it... I'm planning on getting my doctorate in psychology, and becominga world-famous therapist with my own late-night talk show. Moving to CA... eventually. I tend to space out. I'm nice to everyone. I have a bad memory.I'm up for anything. i love to party. i was a cheerleader in high school and at UNO. i also teach cheerleading! its fun..




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tim
Date: Jan 1, 2009 1:17 AM


I wasnt serious that i wanted to borrow you...I was trying to get your attention ...I can only imagine how many messages a cute girl like yourself receives andi thought that i would send something that would make me stand out and make you laugh...well ill tell you a little bit about myself...i love basketball i playlike 3 nights a week, i played soccer in high school, i like watching most sports especially football and basketball, i was my 4th grade monopoly champion, iran cross country in high school, i like to hang out with my friends, i like to party on the weekends usually every friday and saturday night, i am a sophomoreat unl and i plan on going into dentistry hopefully to be an orthodontist...so can you tell me a little bit about yourself?

hopefully you guys view me as able to re-enter the game

 

[cobra kai]

Originally Posted by tmukg21

^ You used the long "love" line on a hood chick

, big words and phrases make some people feel your condescending. Her picture says smash me, but don't come at me like a J O

You can easily recover, dumb it down like a rap record label.

[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]yeah, i already called in the audibles on her. she from the suburbs,so i thought i was still straight with it. ah well, i got it.[/color]

 

[sorkoram]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Ok so THIS is how you're suppose to REALLY use the "can I borrow you" line ---> shegotta have a boyfriend[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)](wasn't a friend,just random as ++%#[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)])[/color]

Jan 1, 2009 9:39 PM
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Subject:

RE: hey sweetie

Body:
=) sounds like a plan then booo

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From: Playboy - on one
Date: Jan 1, 2009 9:37 PM


well *$** I'm keeping you for medicinal reasons then!

cuffed

COMPLiCATED;[emoji]9829[/emoji]


myspace.com/xxxxxx

Date:

Jan 1, 2009 9:25 PM
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Subject:

RE: hey sweetie

Body:
ur soo cute =) we're fighting right now, he doesnt know what he has and hes about to loose it, but YOU SURE CAN =)&& you dont have to give me back ! im non refundable lol

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From: Playboy - on one
Date: Jan 1, 2009 9:19 PM


Can I borrow you from your man for a little while? I'll give you back I promise


HATER BOXDEN is now in this league too

, so you young dudes can learn too, join up but keep that shiii to a minimum,

 

[pastellove88]

Originally Posted by Sp Raised

it's 70479xxxxx txt me

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:54 PM


nah i dont ball for them but im bout to get off myspace you i would love to have your number so we could finish our talk some other time

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From: Mi$$ KeKe B@BY
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:47 PM


myy friend goes to winston salem state...u play ball

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:44 PM


aite im single 18 from charlotte i go to winston-salem st i like shoes, clothes, and videogames lol and i just like to chill... nethings else you gon have to find out for youself

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From: Mi$$ KeKe B@BY
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:41 PM


Thanks....Let's see i'm 18, live in wack concord, plan on atttending johnson and wales in north miami, like to party and go out with friends. And shoppin is a favorite hobby of mines. Tell me about yourself

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:32 PM


ok Keiriea dats a cute name and it fits you cuz you cute... you mind tellin me about yourself


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From: Mi$$ KeKe B@BY
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:27 PM


Keiriea

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:23 PM


o word dats whats up whats keke short for

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From: Mi$$ KeKe B@BY
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:15 PM


i'm doin, good jus chillin for now, and happy new years to u

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:09 PM


im guessin you must like what you see too... how you doin o and um happy new years

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From: Mi$$ KeKe B@BY
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:04 PM


thanks

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From: Me
Date: Jan 1, 2009 2:03 PM


hey.. I was just lookin at your page and i like what I see.. If you feel the same then hit me back loser =)

Ay man we on the same court I just added her. So we can't keep using the same ol spin move and drive to the lane

nah you good fam I don't use those lines any way. Ima leave her be but imin the 704 too

 

[derek916]

is this season closed off for new comers that want to play?

 

[premeone]

Originally Posted by tmukg21

Originally Posted by MidEastBeast

11218

since NY got like 5000 chicks, show the coaching staff what you got, til something better pops up. NY gotta lot of bi chicks
A small task:

myspace.com/craziidaisy3

should be easy.

I'm in the 11418 area but I got localhookupz on lock when it comes to NY. Last season me and another player when at the same girl with the same line butthankfully I was able to recover.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Alright I sent a message to 2 chicks, one I think I'll get an answer because she listens to Zeppelin which is awesome and the other well she's aguidette.

 

[tmukg21]

The dude with the messaging after sending out the "can i borrow you line" with block wording has to chill a bit, sounds like he's apologizing orsomething

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Derek916

is this season closed off for new comers that want to play?

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Nope, you're in[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]and once you're in theres NO turning back[/color]

 

[cobra kai]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]All these chicks having an album dedicated to their child FTL![/color]

 

[DeadsetAce]

this is great