CAN I HIT IT LOSER? VOL. 5 - IT'S ALMOST THE END OF SUMMER, TIME TO DEAD FAPPING

[tyurshoes265]

lets breathe some life into this post!!!!!!! I just messaged a few girls...and i will be sure to update. This thread is pure comedy

 

[airmissionretro]

Good luck to yall man.

These online dating joints be time consumming---I had to give this up cause of my notorious scoreless record with nothing but wasted time and energy to showfor it

.

But on the real, how much time do yall spend on a woman doing the CIHIL lines before you get her # or whatever???---- I know yall have to send a billion ofthese lines daily to diff women. That has to be time consuming, yall have got to admit that

 

[drsfinest72]

lmao i gave OPs line a try n it works pretty good.

umm maybe i can do dat lol . wats your sn?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Locura Baby
To: B0SS LADY
Date: Jul 31, 2009 2:34 PM
Subject: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE:


thnx pretty, so something lite? how about a chat on aim? lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: B0SS LADY
To: Locura Baby
Date: Jul 31, 2009 1:00 PM
Subject: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE:


oh its ya bday. well happy birthday friend lol . && hmm wat do u want for ur bday ? ill think aboud gedin u sumthinq lite lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Locura Baby
To: B0SS LADY
Date: Jul 31, 2009 1:56 AM
Subject: Re: RE: Re: RE:


np, well if thats the case den its a win win situation haha. so considering that its my bday today, what u givin me 4 me bday? lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: B0SS LADY
Date: Jul 31, 2009 1:43 AM

thanks 4 da comment =) . && yes ulL be very qreedy if u borrow me for a lonq time . people wud ged very angry at u lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Locura Baby
To: B0SS LADY
Date: Jul 30, 2009 10:17 PM
Subject: Re: RE:


lol i got chu hun ill comment it =], well hmm.. im being kinda greedy if i borrow u for a long time rite?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: B0SS LADY
Date: Jul 30, 2009 8:44 PM

I muss not look toocute if u didn't comment it lol juss kid..n . && hmm no1 has ever asked to borrow me lol dat was too cute . I juss qotta know wen wiLL u qive me back ?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Locura Baby
To: B0SS LADY
Date: Jul 29, 2009 7:42 AM
Subject:


looking too cute on your default, can i borrow u, ill give u back i promise lol

 

[frankreynolds420]

Why isn't this ever funny anymore?

 

[ghostrideit]

seriously NT, i was lookin thru myspace and all the girls that arent hella gross go to my school (im 16 tho, too young to play? havent been drafted yet)

 

[lazy b]

Originally Posted by Cedric Ceballos 1995 Lakers

whats good with local hookupz lol im going to new york next week and i know that site is full of new york broads who are itchin to give up the vag.

Good luck. Some of those women may have a surprise foryou.

 

[that dude173]

 

[airedweezy]

Funny a** thread

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

Originally Posted by Lazy B

Originally Posted by Cedric Ceballos 1995 Lakers

whats good with local hookupz lol im going to new york next week and i know that site is full of new york broads who are itchin to give up the vag.

Good luck. Some of those women may have a surprise for you.

i gave up before i even started with that site. half those broadslook like they have penises and the other half just look dirty like they don't take care of themselves.

still i got 1 potential oppurtunity off of myspace for my trip thats gonna come to the apartment during the week so im going to see where that takes me.

still i'm a fool and have nothing to do today until i leave for the airport in the evening. i'm going to message every single decent looking broadwithin a 15 mile radius of where i'm going to be staying at with the can i borrow you line when i wake up in the morning. i believe in the law ofaverages so i know a few broads will eat up whatever i tell them and all i gotta do is complete the fun task of having them give some random stranger whosgoing to be in town for the week their number so we can hang out.

 

[mcl0vin]

This is kinda late in the summer to start this up.

 

[c o ivi p l e x]

i'm about to dust off the myspace.

 

[ufc kid]

Not interested in any drama, black men, ghetto mexicans, or any cheap loosers...
Some girl had this on pof.com.

...

That's mad f***ed up. She was kinda cute too.

 

[freshkrn]

I just joined tagged, hopefully i could get some JOs

edit: I just gave this girl a msg

Lil cute thang

 

[socluis90]

So I only found two cuties the other day. One wrote back already.

Working on this one.

 

[freshkrn]

COACHES NEED YOUR HELP !!!

ROOKIE IS CHOKING OVER HERE

Original Message YOU sent on 8/2/2009 4:40:30 PM

You just seem like a real chick I like to get to know. And it doesn't hurt that you're a 10 out of 10. Can I borrow you? I'll give you back.Promise.


Her:
HA you promise?

EDIT: Nvm i just made this up... tell me if its good coach.

"Yes i promise or maybe not, i might want to keep you

. should we discuss the terms of my borrowing lease? "

 

[10508 cardo jr ln]

Originally Posted by 22stylez

and when you do find some do you messege some of their cute friends too or no?

Its funny how I kno you sent that to other ppl!! Lol my best friend got the same ****n message!

----- Original Message -----
From:Cardoooo!!!
Date:1 Aug 2009 8:32 PM

you seem like a really cool chick that I'd like to get to know and hangout with. And it doesn't hurt that you're easy on the eyes. Can I borrow you? Promise I'll return you
......only if you want me to. *wink*

Sent that to all 4 of them broads and the one with the 73' donk isthe one that wrote back, but she crabbin.. I'm mad I messed up cause I wanna smash all of them baaaad

 

[tyurshoes265]

lmao^^^ yo all the girls love the can i borrow u line...but its not working out for me so far it gets to a certain point then they get shy

 

[Good Ol J.R]

Replying so i wont haver to search lol...but ill post sucess tomorrow

 

[lalalindaaa]

Originally Posted by JT AIR JT

(Might take a trip up to Scottsdale this weekend... Where my AZ NT'ers at? Y'all got HEAT)

POF only shows like one message from and to and I don't got that kind of time... I'm sure y'all know where I came from...

Me: Ok so to set this up im a need a few things

1. your phone number
2. the day and time you're free so I can borrow you
3. and another picture of you to send to me

all for business purposes of course ;-)
Her: lol ur to funny 480 xxxxxxx

Anybody else spot that toilet behind her in the first picture?

 

[lalalindaaa]

whoops double post.

 

[i am nas]

links?

 

[f3djam]

yo i need help. i lost focus and went off the gameplan.
the convo went to me asking about this concert, she just replied tell me it was dope or whatever. i need a move to just close it out by getting a number orgetting her to meet up.
im far off the borrow you lines i dont know if i can salvage it

whats a good closer guys???

 

[mdwst9]

Her:

08.4.09

yea we can

Me:

08.4.09

O ok thats cool. Congrats on ur children. Its nice to see a lady with her priorities straight. So ima tell u a lil about myself...i'm 21 and i am single and i am a student @ robert morris with sport management as my major. Im just out here to have fun n might wanna have some with u lol...so watta ya say?

Her:

08.3.09

im a single mother of 3 children 3 ,2 ,and 1 . Im a medical assistant at an assistant living home. Really havent been in a relationship since i left my babydad a yr ago......

Me:

08.3.09

so wat are the terms of the lease?? lol first tell me about yourself...i would love to know what you'll be bringing to the table

Her:

08.3.09

ok u can borrow me then

Me:

08.3.09

Hey lil girl can I borrow you? I'll give you back i promise

 

[10508 cardo jr ln]

^my dude you might have a clinger if you play the game like that.. your next message should get the number, then smash, then throw in the recycle bin. threekids: 3,2, and 1?

and their heads is nappy.. she's a rip (jumpoff)it should be nothing to hit that, but the application you're putting in seems to be for the baby daddy #4 career instead of just hittin up the tempservice.

 

[mdwst9]

lol yea u rite, i guess im jus diguising the blitz when i dont really have to...but i jus hit her up 4 her # n im jus waitin for her reply.