CAN I HIT IT LOSER? VOL. 5 - IT'S ALMOST THE END OF SUMMER, TIME TO DEAD FAPPING

nerd.gif
 
FAIL



[ Billi0naire Brat..$$$ ]

no it really doesnt set u apart



sorry



Bigmike23:

07.28.09

i just came up with that to get ya attention cuz i kno you get mad messages from others dudes i wanted to set my self apart form them lames
smiley-smile.gif
so... tell me about your self if you dont mind


[ Billi0naire Brat..$$$ ]:

07.28.09

yeah hi to u too

Bigmike23:

07.28.09

You just seem like a real chick I like to get to know. And it doesn't hurt that you're a 10 out of 10. Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.








Sorry, you have no images


 
ULTRA FAIL

gauqukibmy_57124724.jpg


...continued

You just seem like a real chick I like to get to know. And it doesn't hurt that you're gorgeous. Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.

im not interested, but thanks anyways
good luck sweetie.
smile.gif


You have been blocked by this user. Find someone else... Return to your inbox

At least y'all can still message some of these broads. This one straight deaded me.
eek.gif
embarassed.gif
eyes.gif
frown.gif
laugh.gif
mad.gif
smh.gif


She's probably a fake anyway.

Scottsdale right now and I drive a Maserati
Fam, two words right there = pantydroppers. Just drive around and holler.

ScottHall sighting! What's good
laugh.gif
glasses.gif
 
Originally Posted by UCLAMIKE

FAIL



[ Billi0naire Brat..$$$ ]

no it really doesnt set u apart

sorry



Bigmike23:

07.28.09

i just came up with that to get ya attention cuz i kno you get mad messages from others dudes i wanted to set my self apart form them lames
smiley-smile.gif
so... tell me about your self if you dont mind


[ Billi0naire Brat..$$$ ]:

07.28.09

yeah hi to u too

Bigmike23:

07.28.09

You just seem like a real chick I like to get to know. And it doesn't hurt that you're a 10 out of 10. Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.






Sorry, you have no images



She probably doesn't have much to offer anyway. Who responds with yeah hi to you too... she's probably too full of herself and boring.

Send her this though.

http://www.tagged.com/photo_view.html?photoId=90990955&uid=5409502097# Re: I'm saying though. Your too goodto be true good looks can't get you everywhere. I'm tryna see the resume. What talents/abilities/ and skills you got?

(ScottHallWithAPick)Tell 'em what they wanna hear(ScottHallWithAPick)
 
Tagging and Fishing
pimp.gif


I may have gotten a head of myself....
002F000CwcN.jpg

iBOY Y UR SO OBSESSED WiT ME???:
07.29.09
iF YEW GO MA PAGE iHT TELLZ MEH ABOUT MYSELF DNT FEEL LiKE TYPiNG &&ND AH NEVA ASKED FOR YEW TO HOP ON THE TEAM OR BECOME A MEMBER AS YEW WUD CALL iHTND I DNT HAVE GROOPiS ND 4RM DHA WAY YEW CAME AT ME U SEEM REAL COCKY &&ND IMA LET YEW KNOE 4RM DHA GATE I DNT FUQ WID COCKY !+# $#@#$+ CUS THEY THINKTHEY KNOE iHT ALL ND BETTAH DEN ME
indifferent.gif


Terrance W:
07.28.09
You hear but do you feel me? We both know the attention you receive on here is unbelievable so lets keep it 100 and have a real convo. Tell me a little bitabout yourself....

iBOY Y UR SO OBSESSED WiT ME???:
07.28.09
LOLZ I HEAR YOU

Terrance W:
07.28.09
You're cute and all, but I'm too cool to be riding the bench commingling with your fan club members and groopies. Put me in the game coach....

sk4oxu5510_54420014.jpg


we can start with my number 60942*****
Reply

From: MissinPieces (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:1 word.....Adorable Sent Date: 7/28/2009 2:05:22 PM

ok so to set this up im a need a few things
1. your phone number
2. the day and time youre free so i can borrow you
3. and $2.37

all for business purposes of course ;-)

From: asunshine (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:1 word.....Adorable Sent Date: 7/28/2009 11:39:48 AM

lol of course
Reply

From: MissinPieces (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:1 word.....Adorable Sent Date: 7/28/2009 12:11:25 AM

Well since now I have your attention should we discuss the
terms of my borrowing lease?

From: asunshine (View Profile)
Subject: RE:1 word.....Adorable Sent Date: 7/28/2009 12:05:10 AM

Awwwww that was cute lol
Reply

From: MissinPieces (View Profile)
Subject: 1 word.....Adorable Sent Date: 7/27/2009 10:23:09 PM

You truly seem like a really cool chick that I'd like to get to
know and hangout with. And it doesn't hurt that you're easy on the
eye. Would you mind it if I borrowed you? Promise I'll return you
......only if you want me to. *wink*
 
Originally Posted by trueballer507

Hmm... I think i need to hear about some actual smashage before i get a POF account.

nerd.gif

Lol, Aint one of these dudes actually had sex with a girl from these POF encounters

It doesn't matter how good of "game" you got online, it's all about how you look. In person game outweighs looks though.
 
Scottsdale by far has the hottest girls out of Arizona.
pimp.gif

You aint lyin fam
pimp.gif


Im back in the game and ready to roll with a balanced attack. my first few plays are scripted word to bill walsh, but ill improv from there
 
whats good with local hookupz lol im going to new york next week and i know that site is full of new york broads who are itchin to give up the vag.

also is that pleny of fish site legit? im contemplating making an account tonight and goin to work
 
Originally Posted by MissinPieces


iBOY Y UR SO OBSESSED WiT ME???:
07.29.09
iF YEW GO MA PAGE iHT TELLZ MEH ABOUT MYSELF DNT FEEL LiKE TYPiNG &&ND AH NEVA ASKED FOR YEW TO HOP ON THE TEAM OR BECOME A MEMBER AS YEW WUD CALL iHT ND I DNT HAVE GROOPiS ND 4RM DHA WAY YEW CAME AT ME U SEEM REAL COCKY &&ND IMA LET YEW KNOE 4RM DHA GATE I DNT FUQ WID COCKY !+# $#@#$+ CUS THEY THINK THEY KNOE iHT ALL ND BETTAH DEN ME
indifferent.gif

sick.gif



she not worth it brah
 
I said I was gonna get in on the next jawn... but in the process of waiting I got a girlfriend so you know what that means...

520x.jpg

tired.gif
 
Potential FAIL
eyes.gif


000b051NrXO.jpg

0005051NrXO.jpg

vivian:
07.29.09
oh man,im not made in china

Eazy:
07.29.09
But you were made in china right.... JP

vivian:
07.29.09
borrow me 4 wat?im not a production

Eazy:
07.29.09
Can I borrow you? I'll return you....Promise *wink*

0008000fJSO.jpg


Lol..
How About Yu Text Me..
& We Can Talk About It Then..
26734*****

Eazy:
07.28.09
ol....cool. now that I have your attention should we discuss the
terms of my borrowing lease?

! Jenise !:
07.28.09
Lol..

That Was Kute Hun..

Eazy:
07.28.09
Can I barrow you? Promise I'll give you

Tagged > POF

Tagged is more like a bootleg version of myspace
pimp.gif


POF is on some E-harmony type steez
smh.gif
 

Originally Posted by MissinPieces


iBOY Y UR SO OBSESSED WiT ME???:
07.29.09
iF YEW GO MA PAGE iHT TELLZ MEH ABOUT MYSELF DNT FEEL LiKE TYPiNG &&ND AH NEVA ASKED FOR YEW TO HOP ON THE TEAM OR BECOME A MEMBER AS YEW WUD CALL iHT ND I DNT HAVE GROOPiS ND 4RM DHA WAY YEW CAME AT ME U SEEM REAL COCKY &&ND IMA LET YEW KNOE 4RM DHA GATE I DNT FUQ WID COCKY !+# $#@#$+ CUS THEY THINK THEY KNOE iHT ALL ND BETTAH DEN ME
indifferent.gif


facepalm-combo.jpg
 
lol yo on POF so.cali you gotta sift through the buffaloes and yaks and there are some pieces on there.....will post results later tonight if i feel like itlol
 
where do yall go to look for broads? i was on the browse !@%% and them chicks are UGLLYYY all fat and ****t
laugh.gif
and when you do find some do you messege someof their cute friends too or no?
laugh.gif
 
Originally Posted by RED FLAG

Link to the Scottsdale girls page

I'm in Scottsdale right now and I drive a Maserati


my man

there's no need to go on plenty of fish, come pick me up and we'll drive around campus. it'd be too easy.
 
Originally Posted by brasilianmami


Originally Posted by MissinPieces


iBOY Y UR SO OBSESSED WiT ME???:
07.29.09
iF YEW GO MA PAGE iHT TELLZ MEH ABOUT MYSELF DNT FEEL LiKE TYPiNG &&ND AH NEVA ASKED FOR YEW TO HOP ON THE TEAM OR BECOME A MEMBER AS YEW WUD CALL iHT ND I DNT HAVE GROOPiS ND 4RM DHA WAY YEW CAME AT ME U SEEM REAL COCKY &&ND IMA LET YEW KNOE 4RM DHA GATE I DNT FUQ WID COCKY !+# $#@#$+ CUS THEY THINK THEY KNOE iHT ALL ND BETTAH DEN ME
indifferent.gif

facepalm-combo.jpg




f2a15fe5418463bb1e5c1a0ab49829e619ffd9c.gif
 
Back
Top Bottom