CAN I HIT IT LOSER? VOL. 5 - IT'S ALMOST THE END OF SUMMER, TIME TO DEAD FAPPING

[da703trailblaza]

I can't think of a user name for POF and don't want to use part of my real name.

 

[jt air jt]

Originally Posted by da703trailblaza

I can't think of a user name for POF and don't want to use part of my real name.

That is a horrible excuse fam

. Go in like, Cassanova.Steal lines from some script hahaha (just thought of this...

)

I'm gonna update when I get back from the gym. Post y'all results for the day.

 

[kingkb34]

This thread has so much potential.

 

[jt air jt]

this inbox is intense right now.

Me:

So I'm going to take that as a yes. I just wanna borrow you its not gonna be for long sweetie just long enough for each other to enjoy a few laughs afew smiles.

Shall we discuss the terms of the lease?

Jumpoff: so what u wanna bang? ur cool if he watches?

Me: Your beautiness and remarkable ability to avoid me is intriguing.
But I am still very, very interested. My friend said that your profile is a fake.
Reply with something, you won't hurt my feelings, you wonderful woman, you.
Her: haha
why would i bother with a fake profile
nonsense!@

Me: I'm saying though. Your too good to be true good looks can't get you everywhere. I'm tryna see the resume. What talents/abilities/ and skillsyou got?

Her: alot but im not going to go out of my way to describe myself in depth and tell you how amazing i am in other versatile ways besides having looking soooojust take my word for it. if thats not enough than im sorry and tel your friend that the fake person on the other end of this computer said hi

(Gonna need a play call for this, apparently she's "versatile")

I got more replies but they're redundant; it's useless cause its only been like 2-3 messages back and forth since I started on Sundayor so. I'll update with more as I get the messages back. And I'm up on y'all in the buffalo hunt.

Me: Can I borrow you. I'll give you back. Promise.
Her: pinky swear
cross your heart???
can i trust you??

Me: Greetings, my Goddess. How art thou? Me? Well...I've got a pocket full of hundreds that I'm about to drop off at the orphanage. It's aweekly habit of mine and I love it. (smile)
You take care now and respond to me when you have time, you wonderful woman...YOU. (wink)
Her: wow soo generous of you =] you seem to have a good heart

Me: (Probably the orphanage message)

Her: thats the most annoying, desperate, and pathetic email i believe ive ever read here. wow.

peace out special.(wink)

She's 24 (I need help scoring on the vets..

) I'm hurt. Flagrant foul

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[i am nas]

im about to join, just to talk to this girl...

look at those tittays... i'll hit her with the "Hola Mami..."

 

[ridgemont fly]

Damn i Wanna Join, But I'm Lock Downed

I Guess I Will Just Watch

 

[User 37837]

Dudes puttin in OT work

. Too bad I deleted my myspace.

 

[kaygeedagr8]

Alright I need some help guys this chick hit me with the what makes you different than the lame?

 

[kaygeedagr8]

Alright I need some help guys this chick hit me with the what makes you different than the lame?

 

[chicagokid23]

imma check out this plenty of fish to see watsup

 

[kaygeedagr8]

Alright I need some help guys this chick hit me with the what makes you different than the lame?

 

[omgitswes]

i wanna try that plenty of fish, but i know a handful of them on there irl.
def don't want anyone that i actually know i'm using an online dating site......and it'll be pointless to use a fake location or fake picture

 

[jt air jt]

(Might take a trip up to Scottsdale this weekend... Where my AZ NT'ers at? Y'all got HEAT)

POF only shows like one message from and to and I don't got that kind of time... I'm sure y'all know where I came from...

Me: Ok so to set this up im a need a few things

1. your phone number
2. the day and time you're free so I can borrow you
3. and another picture of you to send to me

all for business purposes of course ;-)
Her: lol ur to funny 480 xxxxxxx

 

[we get money]

Originally Posted by KayGeeDaGr8

Alright I need some help guys this chick hit me with the what makes you different than the lame?

I tell them I sing Usher - Nice & Slow really loud in the shower... and I can do it nice & slow in the shower

And you think 24 is old? I'm meeting a 34 year old on Sunday

 

[brasilianmami]

man...i brought some heat the last one..back when i had my Mase08 s/n.

i'm cuffed up now though so i'll just be

that 10 out of 10 line is mad simpish though....
how you going to inflate her head before the buns?

 

[gnarmyroly]

anyone actually met up with one of these chicks and bagged one?

most of the pics look like typical myspace porn spam. fakes....

there is some banging ones though that look real as hell

 

[jiggaman414]

my dude JT is doin work!

 

[gnarmyroly]

gonna be hilarious when most of you cats realize these girls are fake/never meet up with them

i mean really how many attractive women have you met in your life that are ike LOL YEA I GO ON INTERNET DATING SITES.

please, fam, attractive girls get more than enough attention on a daily basis in real life/myspace/facebook, they're not on these sites.

something in me wants to be proven wrong though.

 

[eight2one]

these threads usually inspire me!

 

[jt air jt]

Haha, I've been getting texts/calls. Girl from Scottsdale said she wants to chill up here in Malibu.

I told her she can drive. This is all in goodlulz, only like 3 of the chicks I posted I would hulk. Pretty sure that brunette is a fake, I still wanna meat that girl from photographer from UCLA and thisScottsdale chick has a mad cute voice too. The rest, pure entertainment.

 

[uclamike]

im go on tag and try this @%%+

 

[yungswagga]

need a play..i was thinking the back to your house to
catch a few steve urkel eposides while we eat
peanut butter & jelly sandwiches line...............


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: *{I'm not the average girl from your video}*

lol and take me where?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Can I borrow you?? I'll give you back. Promise.

 

[kaygeedagr8]

Iight this is what i wrote:
Original Message YOU sent on 7/29/2009 1:24:52 PM
Your beautiness and remarkable ability to avoid me is intriguing. But I am still very, very interested. My friend said that your profile is a fake. Reply withsomething, you won't hurt my feelings, you wonderful woman, you.



You're killing me with "beautiness".

Ask your friend why he thinks it's a fake.

hmm what to say is the question????

 

[nako xl]

Originally Posted by KayGeeDaGr8

Iight this is what i wrote:
Original Message YOU sent on 7/29/2009 1:24:52 PM
Your beautiness and remarkable ability to avoid me is intriguing. But I am still very, very interested. My friend said that your profile is a fake. Reply with something, you won't hurt my feelings, you wonderful woman, you.



You're killing me with "beautiness".

Ask your friend why he thinks it's a fake.

hmm what to say is the question????

i think thats cuz beautiness isnt a word?

 

[hyphysole]

Originally Posted by JT AIR JT

(Might take a trip up to Scottsdale this weekend... Where my AZ NT'ers at? Y'all got HEAT)

POF only shows like one message from and to and I don't got that kind of time... I'm sure y'all know where I came from...

Me: Ok so to set this up im a need a few things

1. your phone number
2. the day and time you're free so I can borrow you
3. and another picture of you to send to me

all for business purposes of course ;-)
Her: lol ur to funny 480 xxxxxxx

Scottsdale by far has the hottest girls out of Arizona.