CAN I HIT IT LOSER? VOL. 5 - IT'S ALMOST THE END OF SUMMER, TIME TO DEAD FAPPING

[broke on nikes]

Blowin' up my spot.

 

[jt air jt]

yooooooooo, let's get iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt. Some comedy in my inbox tonight. Gonna need some funny replies. I got a text from a girl today asking me if Iwanted to hang out with her this Thursty Thursday...

like... I'mnot on some eharmony stuff woman... lemme chill, you just started speaking to me... Glad she lives 6 hours away

Chick # 1

Subject: Can I borrow you?
Message: Well since now I have your attention should we discuss the terms of my borrowing lease?
Response: Sure! But it will cost u! N my bf likes to watch. (so much potential)
Pic:

#%@ kinda caramel on her lips

Chick #2
Message: For recreational purposes of course silly.
Response: haha okay
Pic:

(Gimme a play to run

)

Message: which flick are y'all seein?
Response: the ugly truth
Pics:

(Something funny could be sent back to her) Spoiler+

Message: You just seem like a real chick I like to get to know. And it doesn't hurt that you're a 10 out of 10. Can I borrow you? I'll give youback. Promise.
Response: Aww lol Hey how r u?
Pics:

Message: You just seem like a real chick I like to get to know. And it doesn't hurt that you're a 10 out of 10. Can I borrow you? I'll give youback. Promise.
Response: haha aww thats cute

Pics:

AND YO LEMME GET IN THE BUFFALO HUNT...

More pushion for the cushion.

Message: My sheer goodness impresses the best of them. Some may find it hard to be a model citizen... I'm the type of guy that goes after what he wants...I like your page and I want to get to know you
hit me back or forever be a lame!

Response: haha your funny =] lol thanks for taking the time to write meee =] whats up?

Pics:

 

[menacei2is0ciety]

@ that buffalo hunt pick JT

 

[jiggaman414]

I'm new to this game, but you guys can use some fresh legs. add me to the roster coach. I'm ready play

 

[illmatic34]

Chicks must really dig that "Can I borrow you?" line.

 

[truthgetsbusy]

Im giving POF and Tagged a week.........If it's weak I'm gonna delete

 

[danny tanner]

Coming outta injury....

 

[DYNAMICS]

I'm so lost.

 

[curiousgeorg3]

my dude just reinstated me

. just looking to get picked up by a team now

 

[sure lock 510]

yall hella %@+%#@ up for messin with big girls like that

...carry on

 

[masterhammy23]

I'll just watch this thread.

I don't understand though. I could see how PlentyOfFish works out with this, but how do you do this on Myspace/Facebook? To me it would seem mad creepywith people messaging random girls on FB with this.

 

[jt air jt]

I NEED SOME COACHING!!!

I'm a young talent. You call the play, and I'll execute.

Here's my second addition to the hunt. Don't feel sorry for her, she messaged me first.

Response: My sheer goodness impresses the best of them. Some may find it hard to be a model citizen... I'm the type of guy that goes after what hewants... I like your page and I want to get to know you
hit me back or forever be a lame!
Message: how pleasant to be lame...haha
thou show shy away from such an outstanding message, for you hast brought thee laughters for day.

now conquer what is bound to be yours one day.

That last line... she seems like a freak. And those taaaaaaaataaaaaas... on an Asian

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by JT AIR JT

I NEED SOME COACHING!!!

I'm a young talent. You call the play, and I'll execute.

Here's my second addition to the hunt. Don't feel sorry for her, she messaged me first.

Response: My sheer goodness impresses the best of them. Some may find it hard to be a model citizen... I'm the type of guy that goes after what he wants... I like your page and I want to get to know you
hit me back or forever be a lame!
Message: how pleasant to be lame...haha
thou show shy away from such an outstanding message, for you hast brought thee laughters for day.

now conquer what is bound to be yours one day.

That last line... she seems like a freak. And those taaaaaaaataaaaaas... on an Asian

Better go for that young blood, she got them baby feeders on deck

 

[kaygeedagr8]

Count me in KG is in the game!!! I will post results later!!

 

[we get money]

There are certainly some buffaloes on this site

And no you couldn't pay me to hit that

 

[jayadict92]

im about to get in the game and start putting up points

 

[NewZ05]

Originally Posted by FeelMode

been in trouble way to many damn times because of these threads...

yea, im salty

Originally Posted by WE GET MONEY

There are certainly some buffaloes on this site

And no you couldn't pay me to hit that

 

[da703trailblaza]

she was on the f ront page, i wanna holler. coaches any ideas?

 

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[patmc13]

Originally Posted by illmatic34

Chicks must really dig that "Can I borrow you?" line.

Kenny (Kenneth) Bania "That's gold, Jerry! Gold!" Kenny (Kenneth) Bania

 

[jt air jt]

UPDATES:

Message: Your beautiness and remarkable ability to avoid me is intriguing. But I am still very, very interested. My friend said that your profile is a fake.Reply with something, you won't hurt my feelings, you wonderful woman, you.
Response: Well clearly your friend has NO idea what they are talking about,but okay.

I'm interested (the actual girl in the pic)... I'm pretty sure that's not who wrote me... Hmm. What should I replywith?

Message:

Nice to hear that I made your morning my sweet sunshine. My sheer goodness impresses the best of them. Some may find it hard to be a model citizen...I'm the type of guy that goes after what he wants... I like your page and I want to get to know you
hit me back or forever be a lame!
Response: I'd like to get to know you too :-D

Message: I may not have a name based off a juicy fruit but I'm John, my friends gave me the nickname right now, right now. Just lame peeps - an up andcoming musician Kanye West, a computer software dude named Bill Gates and a small town politician named Obama. You may know them you may not. What's goodwith you

Response: I'm Tricia but my friends call me Trish. I do know who you speak of . Everything is good with me. Its a good day. Whats good with you?

I kinda want to meat this chick. She's the UCLA grad with a BA in photography.

P.S. I still have like 20 messages I haven't responded to. There needs to be some sort of template...

 

[we get money]

^ Dude up there posted something decent

ok so to set this up im a need a few things
1. your phone number
2. the day and time youre free so i can borrow you
3. and a picture of you to send to me

all for business purposes of course ;-)
Modify to your purposes

 

[jiggaman414]

alright guys huddle up, we need to come up with a good game plan

 

[toast1985]

Originally Posted by JT AIR JT


UPDATES:

Message: Your beautiness and remarkable ability to avoid me is intriguing. But I am still very, very interested. My friend said that your profile is a fake. Reply with something, you won't hurt my feelings, you wonderful woman, you.
Response: Well clearly your friend has NO idea what they are talking about, but okay.

I'm interested (the actual girl in the pic)... I'm pretty sure that's not who wrote me... Hmm. What should I reply with?

Message:

Nice to hear that I made your morning my sweet sunshine. My sheer goodness impresses the best of them. Some may find it hard to be a model citizen... I'm the type of guy that goes after what he wants... I like your page and I want to get to know you
hit me back or forever be a lame!
Response: I'd like to get to know you too :-D

Message: I may not have a name based off a juicy fruit but I'm John, my friends gave me the nickname right now, right now. Just lame peeps - an up and coming musician Kanye West, a computer software dude named Bill Gates and a small town politician named Obama. You may know them you may not. What's good with you

Response: I'm Tricia but my friends call me Trish. I do know who you speak of . Everything is good with me. Its a good day. Whats good with you?

I kinda want to meat this chick. She's the UCLA grad with a BA in photography.

P.S. I still have like 20 messages I haven't responded to. There needs to be some sort of template...

This guy is good.

 

[menacei2is0ciety]

Originally Posted by JT AIR JT

Yeah, my free throw percentage on plentyoffish ain't Ben Wallace status. Maybe more like Dwight Howard...

Are there really a lot of jumpoffs on Myspace?

I deleted mine YEARS ago...

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I woulda wifed her...

haha i saw this broad on pof too
whatd u say to her?

EDIT: nvm i just saw ur recent post haha