CAN I HIT IT LOSER? VOL. 5 - IT'S ALMOST THE END OF SUMMER, TIME TO DEAD FAPPING

[menacin methods]

Originally Posted by mdwst9


Her:

08.4.09

yea we can

Me:

08.4.09

O ok thats cool. Congrats on ur children. Its nice to see a lady with her priorities straight. So ima tell u a lil about myself...i'm 21 and i am single and i am a student @ robert morris with sport management as my major. Im just out here to have fun n might wanna have some with u lol...so watta ya say?

Her:

08.3.09

im a single mother of 3 children 3 ,2 ,and 1 . Im a medical assistant at an assistant living home. Really havent been in a relationship since i left my babydad a yr ago......

Me:

08.3.09

so wat are the terms of the lease?? lol first tell me about yourself...i would love to know what you'll be bringing to the table

Her:

08.3.09

ok u can borrow me then

Me:

08.3.09

Hey lil girl can I borrow you? I'll give you back i promise

i bet all 3 of her baby daddies are on NT

and i'm pretty sure all 3 dudes said the same line to her "can i borrow you"

 

[i dont pass]

Originally Posted by 22stylez

where do yall go to look for broads? i was on the browse !@%% and them chicks are UGLLYYY all fat and ****t

and when you do find some do you messege some of their cute friends too or no?

QTF
CT FTL

 

[maddog345]

I had a lot of fun with Vol. 3 so I'm gonna be apart of Vol. 5. It's game time.

 

[f3djam]

Originally Posted by f3DJam

yo i need help. i lost focus and went off the gameplan.
the convo went to me asking about this concert, she just replied tell me it was dope or whatever. i need a move to just close it out by getting a number or getting her to meet up.
im far off the borrow you lines i dont know if i can salvage it

whats a good closer yall???

im gonna hit her with something like, "we never online at the same time, let me get that # to continue talking"
yall think its good?

 

[td the god]

I just got hit up by this broad.....she says

hunka hunka burning lOVE!!!


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what do I say next?

 

[td the god]

Originally Posted by TD The God

I just got hit up by this broad.....she says

hunka hunka burning lOVE!!!


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what do I say next?

HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT DO I SAY TO THIS:

 

[sorkoram]

Edit - Beware of plentyoffish.com

 

[habib77fm]

First of all ive smashed about 3 girls thanks to these threads. My fapping days are over!!!!

 

[xxhonchoxx]

So MySpace isn't the move anymore?

 

[imasoleman18]

Originally Posted by habib77fm

First of all ive smashed about 3 girls thanks to these threads. My fapping days are over!!!!

YNS

 

[pftjordans]

Originally Posted by Menacin Methods

Originally Posted by mdwst9


Her:

08.4.09

yea we can

Me:

08.4.09

O ok thats cool. Congrats on ur children. Its nice to see a lady with her priorities straight. So ima tell u a lil about myself...i'm 21 and i am single and i am a student @ robert morris with sport management as my major. Im just out here to have fun n might wanna have some with u lol...so watta ya say?

Her:

08.3.09

im a single mother of 3 children 3 ,2 ,and 1 . Im a medical assistant at an assistant living home. Really havent been in a relationship since i left my babydad a yr ago......

Me:

08.3.09

so wat are the terms of the lease?? lol first tell me about yourself...i would love to know what you'll be bringing to the table

Her:

08.3.09

ok u can borrow me then

Me:

08.3.09

Hey lil girl can I borrow you? I'll give you back i promise

i bet all 3 of her baby daddies are on NT

and i'm pretty sure all 3 dudes said the same line to her "can i borrow you"

LOL ..........

............... she does look familiar ............ ... .... jking

 

[td the god]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Edit - Beware of plentyoffish.com

Fill us in....paws

 

[smedroc]

some monster probably just upped that birds pics as her own

ask her for tagged photo of her ({})

 

[td the god]

Originally Posted by Smedroc

some monster probably just upped that birds pics as her own

ask her for tagged photo of her ({})

yea.....I might agree with you, but I still don't like you

 

[smedroc]

'no disrespect'...but i dont give a $++%.

 

[td the god]

Originally Posted by Smedroc

'no disrespect'...but i dont give a $++%.

I <3 Smedroc

 

[dead stokc]

Originally Posted by Smedroc

'no disrespect'...but i dont give a #@*$ ur gonna have to leave.

fixed

 

[smedroc]

 

[duckdafraft]

Originally Posted by Dead Stokc

Originally Posted by Smedroc

'no disrespect'...but i dont give a #@*$ ur gonna have to leave.

fixed

I S E E W H A T Y O U D I D T H A R

 

[Good Ol J.R]

Originally Posted by TD The God

Originally Posted by Smedroc

'no disrespect'...but i dont give a $++%.

I <3 Smedroc

 

[ortega03]

^

 

[jiggaman414]

Originally Posted by IMASOLEMAN18

Originally Posted by habib77fm

First of all ive smashed about 3 girls thanks to these threads. My fapping days are over!!!!

YNS

 

[missinpieces]

Tagged is my 2nd home right now.

Read at your own risk

Eazy:
08.5.09
my phone can only recieve call right now soooooooooooooo......

lol

*hands the ball back*

Brooklyn:
08.5.09
ard so imma just do this 267 516 **** now i gave it back to you

Eazy:
08.5.09
Listen.

My #'s 215-917-****

The ball is in your court.

Brooklyn:
08.4.09
when we gonna take these pics but oh okay. my shirt had been washed and pressed since sunday so what you saying
Eazy:sidenote-(SHE MADE A COMMENT ON ONE OF MY PICS)
08.4.09
Taking pics together in the plaid shirt you borrowed from my swag closet when you made your purchase sound like a great idea. Plus I just washed and ironed,now Im waiting on you.....

Brooklyn:
08.4.09
oh well i do none of it so it doesnt matter

Eazy:
08.4.09
Well I charge 3,000 for you to give me a hand job

6,000 for you to give me a head job

and 7,499 for every 10 minutes of deep penetration

sounds reasonable if you ask me

Brooklyn:
08.4.09
truthfull i do have a boyfriend, i mean who wouldnt wife this. but youre right 150 isnt enough. if you wanna hit its gonna cost you a stack and to go raw 2500.is they better prices for you. but i seriously have a boyfriend whether you believe me or not

Eazy:
08.4.09
I see right through your lies.

You dont have a man and 150 isnt enough to squeeze your @%%, let alone hit.

You like me and want me, but you wont let me know it directly.

Smh @ you being a punk, just tell me....I wont bite.

Brooklyn:
08.3.09
oh my name brooklyn

Eazy:
08.3.09
ok................... um. Hi, my name is Terrance. Nice to meet you too

lol...

in all seriousness, are you on here prostituting?

Brooklyn:
08.1.09
you dont even know my name while you want my numbet. i have a boyfriend anyways

Eazy:
08.1.09
ok. whats your contact info so we can turn this into a reality...

Brooklyn:
07.31.09
150 an hour. . . im very valuable

Eazy:
07.30.09
how much are we talkin?

Brooklyn:
07.30.09
maybe. its gonna cost you though

Eazy:
07.30.09
long enough to exchange a few laughs and smiles, maybe a hug or two.....

just enjoy each other's company and possibly get to know each other :]

how does that sound?

Brooklyn:
07.30.09
how long you wanna keep me for

Eazy:
07.30.09
Well now since I have your attention should we discuss the terms of my borrowing lease?

Brooklyn:
07.30.09
ha ha. aww how cute was that

Eazy:
07.30.09
Can I barrow you? Promise I'll return you in a timely fashion *wink*

 

[cucumbercool]

HOW DO I SIGN UP FOR PLENTY OF FISH!? It keeps saying "what are you looking for?" and I filled out everything

 

[maddog345]

Ok coaches, I need some help. The defense is on me tight & i'm not sure what to do. She's 23 btw.

Her: aww. thanks.. sure i think i can lease me for some time. lol.. you
are young? what is a 20 year old doing on here?

Me: You just seem like a real chick I'd like to get to know. And it doesn't hurt that you're a
10 out of 10. Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. Promise.