CAN I HIT IT LOSER? VOL. 5 - IT'S ALMOST THE END OF SUMMER, TIME TO DEAD FAPPING

[chris boshs neck]

Plentlyoffish.com has a lot of prospects wow. Bought to get my sealegs

 

[quaz]

Originally Posted by Cobra Kai

Originally Posted by Sp Raised

Her
lmao watever i def kant make yew believe so yew will see and yeahhh my # is 704 xxx xxxx if i dnt pick up just leave a messaqe

Me
ok i hear you talkin but you cant believe everything you hear nowadays. I gotta go workout do you have a number so we can finish our convo and get to me borrowing you =)

Her
my style...im not the averaq chick so dnt step tew me lyk one dat wut sets me apart....

Me
What sets you apart from everyone else?

Her
wut yew mean?

Me
ok i just did now i have to ask you what special talents can you bring to the table ?
Her
itsz jaylen...... matter fact read my profile

Me
yea cool well my name is Morgan whats yours ?

Her
a huq or two? i kan diqqsz dat.
Me
thats whats up..You know share a couple of laughs, some smiles, maybe steal a hug or two

Her
awhhhhh i diqqsz dat and yeahh yew kan borrow me.....wut yew qon du tew me?

Me
can i borrow you? ill give you back...I promise : )

Kill her, I hate when people type like that.

I concur that stuff drives me nuts

 

[kiiidthrash]

whats good with this thread???
just signed on POF. what u guys use for your description??
Im Going In!!!!!!!!!

 

[eight2one]

yall think this stuff could work on craigslist?? lol


I wanna create a POF account, but i dont want people that know me around here to see me on there.

 

[chris boshs neck]

First Catch

 

[xkrispyeli]

i know im kinda late but both POF and tagged.com are dating sites?

 

[kiiidthrash]

i got some potentials already. got em with the "can i borrow you?"
all of them hit me with the "awwe yea you can"

ima see where i go from here. any ideas???

 

[omgitswes]

i envy yall with these nice POF females. only a couple nice ones here (and they ignored me), most are fugly so. i deleted my account a while back

 

[stunthard]

okay team, here's the deal: i just hit my old broad witthe "i need some space" playbook, and now i'm back in the game. It's been a while since i actually did this, but i'ma shoot yall someplays either tonight or tomorrow. coach Sorkoram, put me in the game

 

[kiiidthrash]

Original Message YOU sent on 10/13/2009 4:13:43 PM

haha aight
so laura what special talents can you bring to the table ??
im vic by the way.


i can do some amazing hair!

and some other cool stuff


what about you?




where the coaches at????
all my conversations at this point lol

 

[blue23jordan]

haha what happened to...

"hey loser

can i hit?"

 

[johnnyhardaway]

bump

 

[23mcpizzle23]

Originally Posted by spsfinest212

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Edit - Beware of plentyoffish.com

I know what you mean.

 

[blue23jordan]

Originally Posted by blue23jordan

haha what happened to...

"hey loser

can i hit?"

yeah what happened to that?

 

[Good Ol J.R]

Originally Posted by blue23jordan

haha what happened to not gravedigging?

fixed.

 

[blue23jordan]

Originally Posted by JRAdagreat72

Originally Posted by blue23jordan

haha what happened to not gravedigging?

fixed.

WOW.
did not see that.

at me never mind then.

 

[solesellerdotcom]

at this punchline still working

 

[djphame1]

lol didnt expect this..

 

[Smorgasbordgie]

Word?!? I kinda slept on this site... Maybe a good reason I did. Still might check it out though

lol

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

JTAIRJT that Rachel girl and yourself why do you talk like that?

 

[jwalker123]

Ive been pulling like crazy but not smashing

 

[silverswoosh]

Damn...this *%@* is still going on?

 

[yeeupp]

Wow i remember vol.2 or 3, every other season ended up as a lost smh

 

[sp raised]

New chick i just got on Facebook ! i saw that we had the same name so i went for it


Me November 6 at 2:03am
I dont know you but i had to tell you that i love your name lol

Her November 6 at 2:07am
lol i love yours too!!!!!

Me November 6 at 2:19am
lol thanks you still go to winston I've never seen you around before

Her November 6 at 2:26am
yes, i do go to winston. i've never seen you around either. what's your classification?

Her November 6 at 2:34am
um.. im technicality a freshman but this my second year here

Her November 6 at 2:41am
lol same here! what's your major?

Me November 6 at 2:52am
My major is economics for now, whats yours ?

Her November 6 at 3:07am
exercise science.

Me November 6 at 3:18am
o thats cool well im about to go to sleep i got two freaking test 2ma SMH, you got a number we can finish our convo Morgan lol

Her November 6 at 3:25am
i do to! lol 91974XXXX

 

[scotthallwithapick]