2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[Trey Bantz]

@trey ohh five who would be a good premier league equivalent of the Washington football team for The Collector?

That's tough to say.

Hard to compare the NFL, where the team that has won the most only has 6 title, to the English league where the team that has won the most has 20.

Which team has dusty rings but their supporters still bring them up all the time?

Liverpool...

 

[the collector]

Which team has dusty rings but their supporters still bring them up all the time?

If my teams rings are dusty your teams rings look like Al Davis in his last days.

 

[shatterkneesinc]

Which team has dusty rings but their supporters still bring them up all the time?

Everton?

 

[Trey Bantz]

Which team has dusty rings but their supporters still bring them up all the time?

Everton?

This is a better comparison.

Liverpool hasn't won in a while, but we've come close a couple of times.

Everton hasn't won OR even competed in a while. Same as Washington.

For a guy that hates soccer, you seem to have some knowledge of it

 

[HNL HI]

Which team has dusty rings but their supporters still bring them up all the time?

If my teams rings are dusty your teams rings look like Al Davis in his last days.

I never see anyone posting pics of them so I wouldn't know how they look

 

[HNL HI]

Which team has dusty rings but their supporters still bring them up all the time?

Everton?

I like that Chang beer kit, they still wear that?

 

[the collector]

I never see anyone posting pics of them so I wouldn't know how they look

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[Armada]

 

 

Which team has dusty rings but their supporters still bring them up all the time?

Everton?

I like that Chang beer kit, they still wear that?

Yep Chang is still their shirt sponsor.

 

[Trey Bantz]

Everton always makes clean kits

 

[shatterkneesinc]

This is a better comparison.

Liverpool hasn't won in a while, but we've come close a couple of times.

Everton hasn't won OR even competed in a while. Same as Washington.

For a guy that hates soccer, you seem to have some knowledge of it

Very limited knowledge
Some of my friends tried to get me to be a MUFC fan.
It made me hate them even more

 

[mister friendly]

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/tosti...n-drinking-and-will-even-call-you-uber-175727

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We coppin these for the Super Bowl parties or naw?

damn, how tho? they taking a blood sample everytime you go in for a chip?

I'm guessing you have to breath/blow on the bag?
Idk how police breathalyzer work but I've had a few and they were all easy to fool

How do you fool a breathalyzer?

 

[Trey Bantz]

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/tosti...n-drinking-and-will-even-call-you-uber-175727

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We coppin these for the Super Bowl parties or naw?

damn, how tho? they taking a blood sample everytime you go in for a chip?

I'm guessing you have to breath/blow on the bag?
Idk how police breathalyzer work but I've had a few and they were all easy to fool

How do you fool a breathalyzer?

I've heard that if you chew on coffee beans right before blowing it won't get an accurate read.

Probably BS though

 

[stillin729]

I don't even go to Super Bowl parties anymore, folks are allowed at my house but I stay here and get my drink and food on

 

[Trey Bantz]

I get turnt as a neutral viewer

I stay sober during Phins games

 

[JCMojica24]

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/tosti...n-drinking-and-will-even-call-you-uber-175727

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We coppin these for the Super Bowl parties or naw?

damn, how tho? they taking a blood sample everytime you go in for a chip?

I'm guessing you have to breath/blow on the bag?
Idk how police breathalyzer work but I've had a few and they were all easy to fool

How do you fool a breathalyzer?

It's happened to me once. Left a place and the cops there that were doing security wanted to give us breathalyzer test before we even attempted to get in a car and I blew a 0 like 4 straight times. I had ab 10 beers and maybe 4 shots so I know that thing was messed up

 

[HNL HI]

I get turnt as a neutral viewer

I stay sober during Phins games

thought we was talking bout the super bowl

 

[Trey Bantz]

I get turnt as a neutral viewer

I stay sober during Phins games

thought we was talking bout the super bowl

Yeah, I was basically implying that I always get turnt for the Super Bowl...


















































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[Maximus Meridius]

I never see anyone posting pics of them so I wouldn't know how they look

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Ya'll the skins rings look older than the Raiders?

 

[HNL HI]

I get turnt as a neutral viewer

I stay sober during Phins games

thought we was talking bout the super bowl

Yeah, I was basically implying that I always get turnt for the Super Bowl...










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Me too man, me too.

 

[Trey Bantz]

I wouldn't necessarily call myself a neutral observer for this SB though. I'm clearly pulling for Atlanta in this one.

Might even break out this timeless fit:

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[JCMojica24]

I wouldn't necessarily call myself a neutral observer for this SB though. I'm clearly pulling for Atlanta in this one.

Might even break out this timeless fit:

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Falcons need new jersey's or at least start rocking the black ones more often

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Really liked this look too

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[spacedoodoo]

I wouldn't necessarily call myself a neutral observer for this SB though. I'm clearly pulling for Atlanta in this one.

Might even break out this timeless fit:

GOAT fit

 

[Armada]

I miss those all black uniforms

 

[Ricky D]

I miss those all black uniforms

I was hoping they'd rock the dirty bird jerseys but I can understand why they wouldn't. That's assuming they're even allowed too.

 

[IATT]

ATL needs to go red helmets

Black jerseys throwbacks as the main ones, silver pants.. and then a red one as the alternate