2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

Who's going to win the Super Bowl?

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The most obvious no-show on that list is Thomas.

This is explained by the fact that the Patriots employ dubious tactics to take the opposing team out of the game before it even begins.

Examples of this include: videotaping the opposing team's practices, deflating footballs, infecting the opponents with the flu, and depriving the opponent of sleep by setting off fire alarms at their hotel at 3 AM.
damn man, this is all facts. 

Repped.

Cheaters don't belong in this league.
 
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Commissioner Roger Goodell upheld Tom Brady's four-game suspension. In ruling, Goodell stated that Brady instructed his assistant to destroy the cellphone that he had been using since early November 2014, a period that included the AFC Championship game and the initial weeks of the subsequent investigation. Brady instructed his assistant to destroy the phone the very day he was interviewed by Ted Wells.
 
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Commissioner Roger Goodell upheld Tom Brady's four-game suspension. In ruling, Goodell stated that Brady instructed his assistant to destroy the cellphone that he had been using since early November 2014, a period that included the AFC Championship game and the initial weeks of the subsequent investigation. Brady instructed his assistant to destroy the phone the very day he was interviewed by Ted Wells.

Thank you Nicholas, I almost forgot that Thomas likes to tamper with evidence as well.

At this point, it's safe to say that the Italian-American mafia is probably a more trustworthy organization than the New England Patriots.
 
it's a shame to see nice young men like Jimmy G. become corrupted at such a young age
gronk legit is the tyrion of the lannisters.. all my dude wanna do is legit just have some drinks and enjoy himself

but unfortunately you cant choose ya family.. sorry I meant, you cant choose who drafts you (unless you're eli or Elway)
 
it's a shame to see nice young men like Jimmy G. become corrupted at such a young age

gronk legit is the tyrion of the lannisters.. all my dude wanna do is legit just have some drinks and enjoy himself

but unfortunately you cant choose ya family.. sorry I meant, you cant choose who drafts you (unless you're eli or Elway)

Aside from Wilfork (The U), Gronk is the only Patriot I'm fond of.
 
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