20 Guys Reveal The Creepiest Things Said to Them by a Girl

[awwsome]

I used to work with a couple chicks from VI and they always joked around about this

I've messed with enough Caribbean women that I'm worried I've had this done to me.


That () be so good but their minds be so gone.

 

[curbsideprophet]

 

 

post:sn ratio + gif relevance to thread = outstanding

 

[Master Zik]

When you get arrested for rape don't be mad at yourself for providing the police an extra batch of your DNA in your victim's mouth.

Yea cause its not like kissing doesn't leave the same evidence ya know....

Nah it won't, especially not as much as your saliva settling in her trachea postmortem.

Yea cause its not like kissing doesn't leave the same evidence ya know....

Or oral sex
MIght as well use a lil spit to offset the DNA

All that can be ripped away and degraded. You can't dig in to ol girl's mouth and wipe away spit unless you gonna move the body and find a hose or something.

Yall need to get on your SVU grind ASAP.

Postmortem?

Who said anything about homicide?

Oh we letting our rape victims live now?

Maybe the choking part confused me.

 

[awwsome]

You never choked a woman during CONSENSUAL sex?

Man, I'm done with y'all.


No choking, no spitting in mouths, **** is like church.

 

[Stay Lowkey]

I remember while smashing this girl...

She told me to spit inside her mouth... I followed by a :x and ended with

**** ain't even that weird tbh lol

 

[Sir San Diego]

You never choked a woman during CONSENSUAL sex?

Man, I'm done with y'all.


No choking, no spitting in mouths, **** is like church.

I'm guilty of both. What y'all know about that Full Nelson to half a sleeper hold transition when you're attacking it from the back.

Wrapping the hair in my fist like a rein too when I'm in chariot mode beating that horse. Have her looking up at the ceiling wondering why lord, why?

But from my past posts in the pygf thread, y'all know how I get down.

 

[shoeking2101]

Fetlife

 

[Kaleo15]

I remember while smashing this girl...

She told me to spit inside her mouth... I followed by a :x and ended with

**** ain't even that weird tbh lol

Let a girl spit in my face/mouth... and she's catching a fade.

I remember while smashing this girl...

She told me to spit inside her mouth... I followed by a :x and ended with

Wait, this ain't normal?


I spit in girls' mouths all the time while I'm choking them, they love that ****.


Stop being a prude.

Let me spit inside your mouth then papi.

 

[Kaleo15]

Btw, I wasn't talking no mouth dry spit... i'm talking about like Jack teaching Rose how to spit in Titanic.

 

[rocman23]

 some of these cant be real! as far as passwords go most of mine are the name of exes is that weird? 

can I be one of your passwords?

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Not Srs

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Srs

 

[rocman23]

I'm all down for chocking, even a little slapping, but don't think I could ever spit on a chick. Spitting in general to me is so disrespectful couldn't do it.

Reminds me of a convo we were having at work about releasing on faces. We were joking around and my boss was like "People really do that? I thought that was only in pornos" I was shocked that he didn't think it was real. Dude is only 4 years older than me and I'm positive has been with more chicks than me so I was shocked.

 

[tero]

I'm all down for chocking, even a little slapping, but don't think I could ever spit on a chick. Spitting in general to me is so disrespectful couldn't do it.

Reminds me of a convo we were having at work about releasing on faces. We were joking around and my boss was like "People really do that? I thought that was only in pornos" I was shocked that he didn't think it was real. Dude is only 4 years older than me and I'm positive has been with more chicks than me so I was shocked.

so is my girl disrespecting me when she spits on my penis during fellatio?

 

[ziostilon]

Has the accessibility of porn nowadays with the Internet make all that choking, hair grabbing, spiting more acceptable.

Whereas back in the day you would think it'd be more taboo

 

[tr1ll]

That little jig he hits when she walks away.

 

[Master Zik]

You never choked a woman during CONSENSUAL sex?

Man, I'm done with y'all.


No choking, no spitting in mouths, **** is like church.

I got big heavy hands. I'm not risking no charge when it aint helping me get mine during sex. If you in to that auto-asphyxiation stuff cool.

Maybe one day I'll choke a big *****.

I'm all down for chocking, even a little slapping, but don't think I could ever spit on a chick. Spitting in general to me is so disrespectful couldn't do it.

Reminds me of a convo we were having at work about releasing on faces. We were joking around and my boss was like "People really do that? I thought that was only in pornos" I was shocked that he didn't think it was real. Dude is only 4 years older than me and I'm positive has been with more chicks than me so I was shocked.

so is my girl disrespecting me when she spits on my penis during fellatio?

Naturally you smack her in the eye with your penis, correct? So no disrespect.

 

[coldcity]

That little jig he hits when she walks away.

 

[301216baller]

Das dat black magic 

Yep

 

[paulprince3730]

 

You never choked a woman during CONSENSUAL sex?

Man, I'm done with y'all.

No choking, no spitting in mouths, **** is like church.

I'm guilty of both. What y'all know about that Full Nelson to half a sleeper hold transition when you're attacking it from the back.

Wrapping the hair in my fist like a rein too when I'm in chariot mode beating that horse. Have her looking up at the ceiling wondering why lord, why?

But from my past posts in the pygf thread, y'all know how I get down.

all lat

 

[paulprince3730]

 

 

so sad lil girl had to learn about racism so early 

smh

 

[Naruto]

**** is weird af and disturbing

 

[huynher]

I'm guilty of both. What y'all know about that Full Nelson to half a sleeper hold transition when you're attacking it from the back.

Wrapping the hair in my fist like a rein too when I'm in chariot mode beating that horse. Have her looking up at the ceiling wondering why lord, why?

But from my past posts in the pygf thread, y'all know how I get down.

Dat Nancy Kerrigan treatment:

 

[301216baller]

I'm guilty of both. What y'all know about that Full Nelson to half a sleeper hold transition when you're attacking it from the back.

Wrapping the hair in my fist like a rein too when I'm in chariot mode beating that horse. Have her looking up at the ceiling wondering why lord, why?

But from my past posts in the pygf thread, y'all know how I get down.

 

[paulprince3730]

my finishing move lately is a little somethin i call "assume the position"

basically shorty on her stomach, layin down flat, legs can be spread or not, but i put her hands behind her back like im arresting her and hold em there the whole time

i love it when she poke it out too

and i dont thrash it, i just give it long, moderate tempo pumps, da booty be jigglin like

 

[アミーゴ]

Girl left a note on my car saying, "Been in Ontario lately?"

Mind u, it's a 45 min ride out there...

I had been there the past weekend

 

[Kaleo15]

my finishing move lately is a little somethin i call "assume the position"

basically shorty on her stomach, layin down flat, legs can be spread or not, but i put her hands behind her back like im arresting her and hold em there the whole time

i love it when she poke it out too

and i dont thrash it, i just give it long, moderate tempo pumps, da booty be jigglin like

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Repped homie, love that position.

Lately, though I been giving real nice to her...

Just as she's about to cum, I flip her over and get her into this position.


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Get into a push up position, and just straight pounding it away and just let it clinch in the whole time.