20 Guys Reveal The Creepiest Things Said to Them by a Girl

Jules you gotta give a better description of her. Every time I think of your situation I think of a handicapped female paralyzed from the waist down and I picture having to move her into different positions with her legs just dangling.

When I try to picture doggystyle with her I just bust out laughing at the sight of a human log.lol

I also picture how on Friday Smokey and Craig laying in the back of that truck stiff as a board.lmao

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Son not even the tall chicks. A 6'1 chick(I have brought up in TAY) has by far been my best sex and closest if she was not a porn star undercover. **** even the 6'1 chick I'm dating now is about that sex life. The **** we do in the bedroom you not believe how we get into some of positions.(hours on hours)

I think may have something to do with playing sports that have us like that.

My current female friend is probably my best because she always once on awhile goes the extra mile me and her done been in some wild positions but its ALWAYS been my ideas, she does WHATEVER I ask but, I have to direct her, when were in the position its all good I get all that I need from her buy if it was up to her she'd lay her *** right there. She knows imma take control so she doesn't really take that role even though I always ask her.

But yeah the closest thing to pornstar sex was with a chick 5'6 5'7. She went innn. I'm attracted to tall chicks but shorty threw it down.

I do have a 6'0 on deck now I can already see promising things from. I haven't hit yet but I'm hoping for a stellar performance.
 
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My current female friend is probably my best because she always once on awhile goes the extra mile me and her done been in some wild positions but its ALWAYS been my ideas, she does WHATEVER I ask but, I have to direct her, when were in the position its all good I get all that I need from her buy if it was up to her she'd lay her *** right there. She knows imma take control so she doesn't really take that role even though I always ask her.

But yeah the closest thing to pornstar sex was with a chick 5'6 5'7. She went innn. I'm attracted to tall chicks but shorty threw it down.

I do have a 6'0 on deck now I can already see promising things from. I haven't hit yet but I'm hoping for a stellar performance.
There this 5'5 maybe 5'6 chick I need to hit. Feel like she will be just like the last big booty chick I was with. Remember smashing her at a party while it was still going on.(thoughts just came back to me.....) but yea I have cancel or not pick up the phone on different occasions for new chick. I need to set something up this week before she be on some other stuff.
 
Hell yeah only reason I ain't knocked 6'0 shawty out is because she lives a good ways away and when she's free I don't be feeling like bringing her back to my crib and dropping he back off. And she refuses to drive to me.smh

Soon though.
 
Yeah I remember this chick would make excuses about driving to my crib and wanted me to come pick her. Had to dead her also because she wasn't trying to give me head but she was about giving head.
 
Jules you gotta give a better description of her. Every time I think of your situation I think of a handicapped female paralyzed from the waist down and I picture having to move her into different positions with her legs just dangling.

When I try to picture doggystyle with her I just bust out laughing at the sight of a human log.lol

I also picture how on Friday Smokey and Craig laying in the back of that truck stiff as a board.lmao

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lmao naw she not handicapped. She just lazy or whatever. Better description like what?
 
Yeah I remember this chick would make excuses about driving to my crib and wanted me to come pick her. Had to dead her also because she wasn't trying to give me head but she was about giving head.

That ***** the worst, I be like ***** I know you sucking **** so why make it difficult. Smh.

They quick to drop them draws but giving top is a damn privilege. I'm like and the moral is?

Hell to get back on topic we can add.

We can bang for free but head is $20. Yes I have heard it...smh
 
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