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few days ago my girl made me bust so hard my ears popped while she was riding.
**** had me scared.
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few days ago my girl made me bust so hard my ears popped while she was riding.
**** had me scared.
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Im jelly of yall my girl lame its like smashing a log..........
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One time while I was smashing I just kept spitting loogies all over the p.
just felt like the right thing to do at the time.
just felt like the right thing to do at the time.
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I've never heard of anything remotely as weird as anything said in here.
Or I just really didn't pay it any attention, but I'm sure I haven't.
Or I just really didn't pay it any attention, but I'm sure I haven't.
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Damn I done had ALOT of P bit I ain't ever had a true rider either. My lady friend tries on rare occasion but O have to make her.
I always have to do 90% of the work with every female I've had sex with.
I want a porn star quality performance for once in my life.
I don't know if its the fact that a lot of the chicks I've smashed were wam bam thank you mams and they didn't feel comfortable in their ability to perform or if they just didn't know how.
I did have 1 chick who came close to a pornstar performance. We were going at it like Justin slayer and skin diamond but still I was always In control.
Everytime a female rides me they always complain about how it hurts and the feel it in their stomach. But I thrust them into enjoying it.
I always have to do 90% of the work with every female I've had sex with.
I want a porn star quality performance for once in my life.
I don't know if its the fact that a lot of the chicks I've smashed were wam bam thank you mams and they didn't feel comfortable in their ability to perform or if they just didn't know how.
I did have 1 chick who came close to a pornstar performance. We were going at it like Justin slayer and skin diamond but still I was always In control.
Everytime a female rides me they always complain about how it hurts and the feel it in their stomach. But I thrust them into enjoying it.
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treystylezpopz
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Lmaooooooo. Chicks can do that and they often do, just find out what you can do to help her out. 9/10 she just needs you to direct her and teach her.
Then there's some females that just ain't into sex and will never get it. The kind that will always be single.
Can she at least give good head?
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*cracks knuckles*
Man we been together 5 years she is by far the worst in the bedroom. I say 90% of the time I gotta fake a nut. The head is even worst than the P. If I wanna nut I gotta think about other chicks. I know I know its ****** up but I dont wanna cheat on her or am I? Anyway I tried everything I told her how I want it when want it turn ons turn offs porn ect nothing. She gets hers and I get off a pass out half the time or go to my man cave and fap. Just yesterday we were going at it and I couldn't nut she asked whats wrong is it me I just shook my head said I was stressed. I hate my sex life................
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She woulda had me writing vows the next day going ring shopping.
One time my woman gave me the top so well that I literally lost my vision for a couple minutes after the nut.
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Best orgasm thread? 
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Damn, pa....5 years is a long time
U just have to hit her with an ultimatum
"What you do t do, someone else will"
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^^I know the feeling Jules...
girl I was married to was big AF . No walls, Sex garbage. Had to always go watch porn and masturb. Behind her BAck. She would complain why I take so long. .....smh.
girl I was married to was big AF . No walls, Sex garbage. Had to always go watch porn and masturb. Behind her BAck. She would complain why I take so long. .....smh.
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Yeah man. You gotta let her know if she can't please you then she gotta settle for the alternative and that's you getting satisfaction elsewhere. Tell her what you need to have a healthy exciting relationship and if she's not willing or able to compromise with you then your going to have to make a choice.
Your going to have to way the pros and con's of you're relationship and if sex is that important (which it really is in the long run) then your going to have to decide.
Me myself if I'm not able to get sexual gratification from a woman then she's not a necessity in my life as far as a relationship goes. Yes SEX is part of ANY and every relationship between a man and woman. So either she's gonna have to learn to please you or allow you to find sexual gratification elsewhere.
Unless she has a handicap and your being inconsiderate of her ailment, then shame on you......smh
She ain't a handicap is she?
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Lol I do. I just haven't had a female who packed enough stamina and ability to put it on me.
Mannnnn I be shutting older chicks DOWN, they think this what they want until they get it. Like their going to teach a young fella a thing or two. Ehh ehh, hell nah. I put something on they *** solo cold they be feeling like a kid again.
I done **** the lining outta my share of older women 30 an up oldest being 39 and I'm 24.
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I removed the rest of your quote for a reason...I was referring to women where you don't have to do all the work.
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lol naw trust me she got the skill. Days we got drunk and
she let loose. I dont know whats wrong it aint me cause she nut every time. She just lazy I need more. Ive told her hundreds of times what to do she just wont so it. Trust me she know im about out the door but thats another story/thread.
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***** just trying to brag about his sex game without actually listening.
Honestly if your women ain't putting in that work, you need to step up the quality of the women you deal with.
There's way too many women out here FREAKING OFF to be stuck with starfish.
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I feel you I don't be paying that much attention. Just rambling.lol smh
lol naw trust me she got the skill. Days we got drunk and
I feel you. I've ALWAYS said of she's able but not willing for no particular reason then seyonora.
The mother of my son, she did not like to give head when we were dating (I took her virginity at 17) I cheated on her numerous times to get head up until she had my son at the age of 20. She made some pitiful attempts at giving me head, none lasted more than 1 min literally, I mean down right pathetic, gagging and it didn't even pass her lips, smfh. I said enough is enough I weighed out the pros and con's (not based soley on sex or head) and we split before my son was born. We still have an amazing relationship for our son couldn't ask for better, I also have an amazing sex life with another female who pleases me above and beyond for going on 6 years strong. There's always an alternative bruh, its solely up to you.
My ex hasn't changed either. We still get it in on rare occasions and she STILL won't top me off.smh. it's been almost 8 years bruh.
I'm like you gone be single forever unless you start sucking some D. ( in my head) lol smh. She's a beautiful female and her sex is good although she was lazy and complained a lot. Sex just isn't her thing. Idk. Don't really care either.
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This had me soo weak
Can you imagine a chick saying the samething about her man. Damn that would be cruel.
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This had me soo weak
Can you imagine a chick saying the samething about her man. Damn that would be cruel.
I've heard plenty chicks say similar things about their boyfriends unfortunately, this is actually rare to hear from a man.
Jules you must love that woman because I woulda left so fast her head would spin.
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Damn my girl rides my great. She loves being on top. She just don't like giving head.
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There is no way a relationship can last with a poor sex life.
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Son not even the tall chicks. A 6'1 chick(I have brought up in TAY) has by far been my best sex and closest if she was not a porn star undercover. **** even the 6'1 chick I'm dating now is about that sex life. The **** we do in the bedroom you not believe how we get into some of positions.(hours on hours)
I think may have something to do with playing sports that have us like that.
