Regardless of that cat loving bastard's tardiness in naming moi as the greatest 1st pick in NTWT history, when it comes to scumbaggery, Catwoman pales in comparison to you, Scumbag Club:Originally Posted by VeintiSiete
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Originally Posted by brasilianmami
Spoiler [+]JR: "Well folks, as you may know, last week the COO GotHolesInMySocks cancelled NTXT due to, what he claims, the underwhelming competition for the young man
that has been creating an ever so increasing buzz for himself since the NTXT auditions were announced. brasilianmami.
Well I've actually been told, by some of the officials, the REAL reason behind GHIMS' haste-like decision.
Apparently, our COO had brasilianmami being pegged as the "next big thing" in NTWE even before NTXT's inception.
GHIMS, though had been becoming increasingly concerned with brasilian's bizarre infatuation with NTWE Diva hopeful, Kaitlyn.
Week after week, brasilianmami would reference Kaitlyn as his snuggle bunny, vanilla milkshake?, ect. all of which came to a head last week, when the two were caught together at the NTXT Audition Ceremony.
Let's take a look."
"It seems as though GHIMS' rushed the decision to move brasilianmami on the roster to help keep his focus for his inevitable NTWE debut."
*music hits*
I AM PERFECTIIIIIIOOOOOOONNN. i am perfection! I AM PERFECTIIOOOONNNN.
JR: "well speaking of debuts."
First off, allow me to properly introduce myself. Hi.... I'm brasilian. mami.
No, not gender refrence. Gender preference. So you forever alone clones in the audience can pull you pants
back up and deactivate your beast-mode.
brasilianmami, you're asking? It's homage, to my flawless dime-piece, plus an extra dime, of a girlfriend. My girlfriend, I know some of you losers are thinking, " My Girlfriend. that statement sounds familiar to me".
Start with My, flip Girl and Friend put "that is a" in between them.
That's probably the statement you low life ingrates are use to saying.
They say no one is perfect, so she is as close to perfection is it gets. I am the exception. Thus my name, reminding everyone of how superior she is, who is only as perfect as her man. Pay attention drones. Man.
Speaking of my girlfriend... Babe, if you are watching this... that wasn't me in that video........
That was me and a bombshell with a tight *@#, that works out 8 out of 7 days a week.
and you've been slacking on going to the gym. Step it up.
While everyone talks about the intrigue, or lack there of, of the NTSeries, MY (and I can't believe I'm saying this)... MY debut to the NTWE roster has been pushed to the side like an after thought, similar to toine2983's entier career.
There is no reason why my talents, my gif executions, my techniques, and my CHARISMA should be poorly masked, and no I don't mean masked like that sorry excuse of a doppleganger GotHolesInMyShoes,
poorly. masked. by some ego-tistical tournament for bragging rights.
I, unlike some of you low-level rejects, don't need a "stacked team" to help get me a win instead of showcase my talent, or in half the rosters' case... lack there of talent.
Even with a team i would still out class and out shine any man, and I use the term man very loosely, in that ring.
So starting now, until i get the attention and respect I deserve, I am going to lay waste to any man that even looks at me the wrong way and leave him lying on his back... realizing why I Am Perfection.
Now Quote. THAT.
*picks mic back up*
Oh and theDEEK, I realize that you have some sort of sick fetish with me, seeing as you name drop me in every other promo. Well get this, kid. You're no 4Wresting and I am not one of your furry friends. So cut it out.
I mean, if you're so intrigued by my presence, why don't you pay attention to my debut match as I leave my opponent lying on his back.
On his back, a position that you have never had a woman, or even your opponent for that fact in.
Take some notes and maybe, just maybe you can persuade one of the highly uninterested divas in the back to emulate that position before you die a miserable virgin death.
Originally Posted by theDEEK
4w, you won't even have to ask. You want the most must see NTWE superstar in history to be your ace in the hole at NT Survivor Series. It's time for those B show goons to get put in their place. These glorified jobbers and over the hill veterans need to open their eyes and see that there's a reason their shows are taped and our shows are live.
4w, I will gladly take answer your request for a co captain to team NTRaw. And as Co-Captain,I will assure you a swift and dominating victory for the guys in red.
Because I'm theDEEK.... and I'm..... AWEEESSSSOMEEEE.
PS. - If you're looking for a sure win, don't even bother letting that Sacktown loser Mister916 near this PPV.
Leader? You haven't done a damn thing except look out for yourself. You think you're big time? Then take your sorry #*% over to the blue squad. God knows you'd fit right in with the rest of the losers on that team. Me and the rest of NTRaw will prove once and for all we are the greatest brand in NTWT, with or without you.Originally Posted by theDEEK
Really? Really... Really?!
It's been almost three days since you claimed you would start acting like a leader and pick people for team Raw. Everyone seems to think great things of you, you were given the role of top dog without much effort. But now it seems your so-called 'greatness' was just a fabricated vision in the eyes of the weak. If you want to stay at home blowing out banana cat shaped birthday candles wasting away as champion, so be it.
But you've kept NTRaw waiting on your actions (or lack-there-of) long enough. We cannot let your invisible 'leader' act continue.
So now I speak to you, NTRAW. We are being lead into war by the crazy cat lady of the NTWE and I'm not liking our chances of winning under his reign. The top brand is in need of someone who can guarantee victory against the inferior show that is NTDown.
Like Michael Jordan in his prime I can and will lead you all into victory with my extraordinary talents if you know what is good for you. I know GHIMS is a man of smarts, so I expect to hear the answer everyone is already hoping to hear.
NTRaw,
I am your hero.
I am your leader.
I am your most valuable player.
I am your savior!
I... am.... AWEEESOMMMEEE
4w, no hard feelings. Hell, if you end up finally acting like you have a set of balls, I might offer you a spot on the team.
Originally Posted by GotHolesInMyShoes
