- Jan 26, 2003
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What is the pettiest reason you’ve dropped a woman?
- Aug 31, 2012
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“I don’t like Seinfeld. I watch Friends.”
- Feb 23, 2006
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Got involved with a broad that thought the world of herself and thought that I should be honored to talking her. Had the nerve to ask me one day, did I ever think in my wildest dreams, I’d be talking to her? To which I responded - you’re not in my wildest dreams. And that as they say was that. The look on her face as I left her house was priceless.
- Feb 9, 2008
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- Jul 21, 2012
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She didn’t like dog’s and wanted me to lock mine up in a separate room when she came over. That’s a no for me. Worked with her for a year more. Dog still with me to this day
- Dec 9, 2002
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Less than 1% of NTers will get this reference.
“Now Respect my f*****' mind how I'ma hit that from behind” -Juve
Coincidentally, I'm eating taco Bell as we speak.
- Jan 22, 2013
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Wife and I were separated at the time and I kept our cat (no doubt) shorty I was messing with wouldn't come by unless I locked my cat in the bathroom etc....TF outta here, I never tapped again
- Feb 9, 2008
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- Jan 26, 2019
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Kind of the opposite end of the spectrum for me but girl I had just started talking to mentioned she was on the verge of getting a puppy and how her new dog and mine would be the best of friends and how we’d go on walks together all the time, hang out at the park, etc.Wife and I were separated at the time and I kept our cat (no doubt) shorty I was messing with wouldn't come by unless I locked my cat in the bathroom etc....TF outta here, I never tapped again
- Dec 26, 2003
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One morning after shorty stayed over we stopped at a deli to grab breakfast and she ordered a toasted bagel with mayonnaise. She went to town on it too. I never could look at her the same after that.
- Feb 9, 2008
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It’s the “she went to town on it too” for me
- Mar 19, 2013
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I dropped one after I heard her voice in person. Heard it over the phone and thought was just a bad connection. She was cute And thick but she opened her mouth....sounded like Michelangelo from the Ninja Turtles cartoon 
- Aug 14, 2012
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- May 9, 2004
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I can't condone the misogyny of this thread.
(iphone user)
(iphone user)
- Aug 14, 2012
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- Aug 16, 2004
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Kept complaining about her ex every time we had a convo. My name isn’t Phillip & I don’t have a doctorate milady
- May 6, 2018
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i wish I could stick to that policy, as I'm not an animal person in the least
but I've put up with plenty of dogs whilst getting to the yambz. the latest had 3 of them jurnts rush me at the door
- Apr 30, 2010
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- Apr 30, 2010
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So how long ya'll been married?
- Jul 29, 2018
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I met this one chick from an online dating app, we spoke for hours thru text and a little over the phone, she had a great job, good sense of humor and values. When I met her in person she was cute but I looked down at her feet and she had the biggest brolic foot, and her big toe looked like sloth from the goonies, I just knew at that point I had to leave....
- Jul 19, 2012
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Political differences. Which weird cause I specifically put no MAGAs on dating sites
- Dec 19, 2008
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When I was on stationed on the USS Nimitz there was a chick on it with me, that was perusing me hard. Bad lil white chick before PAWG was a thing. Bumped into her in the club out in town and she straight up told me she was trying to get at me. She was a nuke so was always stuck below deck. Fastforward a lil later and there is a command urinalysis. Everyone pee’s in a cup, hold it up above you shoulder and walks it back to a table. I was walking by just as she was sitting down her cup and gives me “this box is yours all you have to do is claim it” face. I notice her cup was really dark, it turned me off completely and I avoided her until I found out the cup was not hers it was a sample cup used to show how much it needed to be filled.
- Nov 27, 2007
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Very pretty girl named Ruthie but she had a chipped tooth and I accidently called her toothie. 
She laughed it off but that's all I could focus on for the rest of the night. I was an idiot.
She laughed it off but that's all I could focus on for the rest of the night. I was an idiot.
- Jan 30, 2010
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Shorty had one of them light up name belts back in the day, I always hated those
And not a fan of chicks with no mass in leggings
And not a fan of chicks with no mass in leggings
