What can your wife, girlfriend, main chick do to satisfy you better?

[nawghtyhare]

Man I know I'm the dude
But I sometimes hate taking care of everything
Like I make sure bills are paid
Things around the house are taken care of
And **** like that
She's forgetful
So I'm the one reminding her to do stuff
Which can get on my nerves
She leaves it up to me
Like what if something happened to me
U need to remember some of this urself
i just hate having everything fall on my shoulders sometimes
I wanna be able to just chill without having to make sure this is paid
Or we bought this for the house cause we ran out or whatever
Also things I tell her
I be like ok we doing this this and this tomorrow
Tomorrow comes around
"Aye what are we doing again today"
It can be irritating
Like I'm not gonna front
I'm a lot to put up with
So kudos to my girl putting up with me and my ********
I just wish u could just not be responsible for everything every now and then
And she be like babe don't worry about going to the store I bought x, y, and z already
Or babe I went down to pay the cable bill this morning so don't trip off rushing down there after work
It's basically if I don't remember a bill is due it won't get paid
Also wish she would make up her damn mind
Tryna ask a girl what she wants to eat
Is like asking a mentally disabled person the meaning of life
U just won't get a incomprehensible answer
Oooooh but when u don't ask ask u just go to a food spot or start cooking
They wanna talk about nah I didn't want that or I'm not in the mood
Damn get decisive
Also like she gives it up on the regular
Gives me head when I ask
So this isn't really about her
BUT I think I'm a Sex addict
I honestly think since the first time I was able to bust
I been hooked
Like I don't even be feeling like having sex
But I gotta bust one out
I just wish she would just give me head every damn day
Like just for no reason
Just cause
While I'm cooking breakfast
While I'm watching scandal
While I brush my teeth
Idk I just wanna let one out every few hours
Also her damn parents are annoying
They always calling
Always needing help with this or that
They Filipino and she helps them pay their bills and reminds them
Or actually I remind her to pay there bills
Her parents are mad irresponsible
Like always wanting the new gadgets
But be broke after and not enough to pay a bill
And her mom constantly calls on out off days at like 8 or 9 in the morning on the weekends
Just to ask dumb questions like
Are we awake
Do we wanna go to the swap meet
Do we wanna go bingo
How to reset wifi password
How to use their iPhone
Do we want something to eat
**** be mad irritating
Love my girl though
If I could just bust one every few hours I don't think I would trip off anything
Just cause this is trivial stuff though
Might bring it up when I get home
She gives awesome head
Like the best I've ever had
I haven't been taking advantage like I should now that I think about it

She a Sag by any chance?

Nah I am though
I think she's a cancer

 

[PRIME]

Man I know I'm the dude
But I sometimes hate taking care of everything
Like I make sure bills are paid
Things around the house are taken care of
And **** like that
She's forgetful
So I'm the one reminding her to do stuff
Which can get on my nerves
She leaves it up to me
Like what if something happened to me
U need to remember some of this urself
i just hate having everything fall on my shoulders sometimes
I wanna be able to just chill without having to make sure this is paid
Or we bought this for the house cause we ran out or whatever
Also things I tell her
I be like ok we doing this this and this tomorrow
Tomorrow comes around
"Aye what are we doing again today"
It can be irritating
Like I'm not gonna front
I'm a lot to put up with
So kudos to my girl putting up with me and my ********
I just wish u could just not be responsible for everything every now and then
And she be like babe don't worry about going to the store I bought x, y, and z already
Or babe I went down to pay the cable bill this morning so don't trip off rushing down there after work
It's basically if I don't remember a bill is due it won't get paid
Also wish she would make up her damn mind
Tryna ask a girl what she wants to eat
Is like asking a mentally disabled person the meaning of life
U just won't get a incomprehensible answer
Oooooh but when u don't ask ask u just go to a food spot or start cooking
They wanna talk about nah I didn't want that or I'm not in the mood
Damn get decisive
Also like she gives it up on the regular
Gives me head when I ask
So this isn't really about her
BUT I think I'm a Sex addict
I honestly think since the first time I was able to bust
I been hooked
Like I don't even be feeling like having sex
But I gotta bust one out
I just wish she would just give me head every damn day
Like just for no reason
Just cause
While I'm cooking breakfast
While I'm watching scandal
While I brush my teeth
Idk I just wanna let one out every few hours
Also her damn parents are annoying
They always calling
Always needing help with this or that
They Filipino and she helps them pay their bills and reminds them
Or actually I remind her to pay there bills
Her parents are mad irresponsible
Like always wanting the new gadgets
But be broke after and not enough to pay a bill
And her mom constantly calls on out off days at like 8 or 9 in the morning on the weekends
Just to ask dumb questions like
Are we awake
Do we wanna go to the swap meet
Do we wanna go bingo
How to reset wifi password
How to use their iPhone
Do we want something to eat
**** be mad irritating
Love my girl though
If I could just bust one every few hours I don't think I would trip off anything
Just cause this is trivial stuff though
Might bring it up when I get home
She gives awesome head
Like the best I've ever had
I haven't been taking advantage like I should now that I think about it

***** stop posting in haiku's



I feel you tho

 

[art vandelay]

Oh yeah, if I'm online playing a game(I don't play video games too often), please don't ask me to look at something, let me finish getting drug.

 

[yeah]

NT is unbelievable.

3 posts since 2008.

 

[Coromanti]

 

What types of chicks holding out on the mouth tho?

If this aint an absolute requirement I don't know what is.

Exactly. Didn't know this issue existed in 2015.

Its not exactly holding out as it is..sporadic.

In a weird way, I could tolerate getting head once a month if I knew I was guaranteed head, once a month. The not knowing is what drives me nuts.

some months i'd get top for 20+ minutes multiple times a day and then other times i'll be lucky if she kisses it. i just want a bit of consistency.

I remember I went through a head drought earlier this year, though during that time smash numbers increased exponentially. then out of nowhere she giving me brain like she's that woman from world star (yall know that video) like she was denying me for almost 3 months (i know i know)

I just want some damn consistency.

Also I noticed that she's not allowed to get hers first any more. cuz then she gets tired and uncooperative. I can nut and then get back in there in like 2 minutes. so that also helped end the drought.

 

[highrep87]

Year end review of the wifey: 87/100.

- We go out too much, she rarely will cook for your boy.
- Gotta cut her family out, they use her and abuse her and she blind to it
- She stay nagging that she gain weight for a response and she is perfectly fine
Her dome game crazy & anytime, gotta appreciate that!

 

[art vandelay]

Year end review of the wifey: 87/100.

- We go out too much, she rarely will cook for your boy.
- Gotta cut her family out, they use her and abuse her and she blind to it
- She stay nagging that she gain weight for a response and she is perfectly fine
Her dome game crazy & anytime, gotta appreciate that!

Year end review of the wifey: 87/100.

- We go out too much, she rarely will cook for your boy.
- Gotta cut her family out, they use her and abuse her and she blind to it
- She stay nagging that she gain weight for a response and she is perfectly fine
Her dome game crazy & anytime, gotta appreciate that!

If I may add to something that you posted: if you(the ol'lady) suspect that you've gained weight, we tell you your just fine, and then you insist on going on about, do not await any further response or co-sign. If you feel that adamantly about it, then DO something about it.

 

[nawghtyhare]

 

What types of chicks holding out on the mouth tho?


If this aint an absolute requirement I don't know what is.

Exactly. Didn't know this issue existed in 2015.

Its not exactly holding out as it is..sporadic.

In a weird way, I could tolerate getting head once a month if I knew I was guaranteed head, once a month. The not knowing is what drives me nuts.
some months i'd get top for 20+ minutes multiple times a day and then other times i'll be lucky if she kisses it. i just want a bit of consistency.

I remember I went through a head drought earlier this year, though during that time smash numbers increased exponentially. then out of nowhere she giving me brain like she's that woman from world star (yall know that video) like she was denying me for almost 3 months (i know i know)

I just want some damn consistency.

Also I noticed that she's not allowed to get hers first any more. cuz then she gets tired and uncooperative. I can nut and then get back in there in like 2 minutes. so that also helped end the drought.

I noticed this to
They get lazy
We used to **** like pornstars
Now that we 8 years in
It's either missionary
Or I'm hitting it from the back
Or both on our side
Used to be hanging off chandeliers
In parking lots
At church
Now it's just on our bed
Putting the thumb in her butt helped change the monotony a lil
Thinking bout buying her some anal beads
Paddles
Choke chain
Nipple clamps
Vagina pump
But I think she may get a lil shocked

 

[k3stacks]

Lol at no head for 3 months. Cmon dawg. That gets me angry just reading that

 

[Tony $now]

I just wanna send my condolences to my NT brethren who are getting mistreated in the oral department. It's 2015 WTH is going on with yalls womens? Me personally I couldn't do it. If they won't top you off, what else won't they let you do in the bedroom? Need a women in the streets and a freak in the bed. That's the only way a monogamous relationship can truly remain monogamous imo.

I just need my wife to match my socks up better, this is literally my biggest pet peeve those feels looking for a pair of elite or dress socks just to realize you can't find the damn match. :x

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

Come up with a cooking routine....that's our biggest argument...I don't cook and she's very inconsistent wth the exception of BF which is a constant everyday.

Didn't you say you're the sole provider? How does she not cook? What else is she doing :x

 

[sharpshooter718]

the wife didnt go down on me to often when we first got together , the first few yrs it was basically non existent.. but i just got mad AF one day and said if you dont start giving me head i'll find someone who will... Mind you I went down almost all the time without being asked... she started doing it every now and then but it was wack and i told her.. she got mad said she's never done it b4 so she doesnt no how to do it... I sat her *** down and made her watch pinky give brains and a few other porn stars.. she started to do it a lil more until one day she went to town on my joint and it was feeling good.. I asked her what changed she said it aroused her on sucking my D... I was hype but at the same time in the back of my mind I wondered if i created a monster.. .lol 

the brain dept is a must... its not even the best feeling in the world unless shorty is really into it... so tell shorty its she's going all in or not go at all. no half stepping

 

[Tony $now]

Didn't you say you're the sole provider? How does she not cook? What else is she doing :x

:x stay at home moms with infants can get at least 2 days a week they shouldn't have to cook. Small kids require a lot of time and energy so I can understand that, but if that's not the case and the meals still ain't being cooked, then we got problems fam

 

[bigego24]

i'm sorry bros but if your girl doesn't literally beg you to give you head then it's your fault, either you ain't hitting it right or you ain't eating it right.

This. Never had a problem with any of my women giving me dome in any of my past relationships.

Why can't a ***** just be tired after work? I don't always want to clock out, get home, and talk for an hour. I'm quiet because I had a long day and want to FINALLY relax for a just a few minutes. Just because I'm not saying anything doesn't mean I'm angry at you. Jesus.

Man. I go through that too, or the other end when it's nonstop about her day soon as i open the door. i just wanna change clothes and begin then we can proceed from there.
Nawty you gotta be open and hope she is willing to experiment. Being married 5 years myself things have to stay different to keep the interest up. Communication is key, but i'm sure you know that. Consistency too.

 

[Tony $now]

the wife didnt go down on me to often when we first got together , the first few yrs it was basically non existent.. but i just got mad AF one day and said if you dont start giving me head i'll find someone who will... Mind you I went down almost all the time without being asked... she started doing it every now and then but it was wack and i told her.. she got mad said she's never done it b4 so she doesnt no how to do it... I sat her *** down and made her watch pinky give brains and a few other porn stars.. she started to do it a lil more until one day she went to town on my joint and it was feeling good.. I asked her what changed she said it aroused her on sucking my D... I was hype but at the same time in the back of my mind I wondered if i created a monster.. .lol 

the brain dept is a must... its not even the best feeling in the world unless shorty is really into it... so tell shorty its she's going all in or not go at all. no half stepping

Once they start getting turned on by pleasing you it's a wrap! Prolly one of the greatest achievements of manhood

 

[youngthundercat]

Be with someone long enough sex doesn't mean anything

"For every bad b.... there's a n_ tired of f'n her"

exactly...sex is not always number 1 on charts fellas.

 

[Coromanti]

 

 

 

What types of chicks holding out on the mouth tho?


If this aint an absolute requirement I don't know what is.

Exactly. Didn't know this issue existed in 2015.

Its not exactly holding out as it is..sporadic.

In a weird way, I could tolerate getting head once a month if I knew I was guaranteed head, once a month. The not knowing is what drives me nuts.
some months i'd get top for 20+ minutes multiple times a day and then other times i'll be lucky if she kisses it. i just want a bit of consistency.

I remember I went through a head drought earlier this year, though during that time smash numbers increased exponentially. then out of nowhere she giving me brain like she's that woman from world star (yall know that video) like she was denying me for almost 3 months (i know i know)

I just want some damn consistency.

Also I noticed that she's not allowed to get hers first any more. cuz then she gets tired and uncooperative. I can nut and then get back in there in like 2 minutes. so that also helped end the drought.

I noticed this to
They get lazy
We used to **** like pornstars
Now that we 8 years in
It's either missionary
Or I'm hitting it from the back
Or both on our side
Used to be hanging off chandeliers
In parking lots
At church
Now it's just on our bed
Putting the thumb in her butt helped change the monotony a lil
Thinking bout buying her some anal beads
Paddles
Choke chain
Nipple clamps
Vagina pump
But I think she may get a lil shocked

Nipple clamps and paddles will take you far fam... i'm no @celtic but we get live in the bedroom....

 

[rillo561]

Mad late, but she couldn't be a my GF or wife if there's no oral. Don't care how fly she is.

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

im always surprised when i hear people say that head isnt like a normal part of having sex? Am i the only weirdo that thinks that head is something that should always happen before sex? 

 

[$tacy]

Some man will marry u and be good to u with that attitude if it already didn't happen ^

 

[youngthundercat]

Idk man...head is like warming up your engine on them cold mornings.

 

[Grine]

 
im always surprised when i hear people say that head isnt like a normal part of having sex? Am i the only weirdo that thinks that head is something that should always happen before sex? 

Before, During, After.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

the wife didnt go down on me to often when we first got together , the first few yrs it was basically non existent.. but i just got mad AF one day and said if you dont start giving me head i'll find someone who will... Mind you I went down almost all the time without being asked... she started doing it every now and then but it was wack and i told her.. she got mad said she's never done it b4 so she doesnt no how to do it... I sat her *** down and made her watch pinky give brains and a few other porn stars.. she started to do it a lil more until one day she went to town on my joint and it was feeling good.. I asked her what changed she said it aroused her on sucking my D... I was hype but at the same time in the back of my mind I wondered if i created a monster.. .lol 

the brain dept is a must... its not even the best feeling in the world unless shorty is really into it... so tell shorty its she's going all in or not go at all. no half stepping

Waiting for
Hahahaha good stuff

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

Idk man...head is like warming up your engine on them cold mornings.

exactly 

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

Some man will marry u and be good to u with that attitude if it already didn't happen ^

lol one can only hope