What can your wife, girlfriend, main chick do to satisfy you better?

- Clean...mutha******* clean! Is it really that hard? I don't understand.

- Getting off the phone

- throwing her sister off a bridge :lol: ....but I'm serious tho.
 
Slighted said:
Just minimize the nagging.
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Man I'm into it with my girl as I type because she started nagging me about Christmas.


My chick could def learn to hold back on some of the dumb ish she says that causes me to spaz.

She could also stop being so insecure. **** annoys the ***** outta me.
 
i'm sorry bros but if your girl doesn't literally beg you to give you head then it's your fault, either you ain't hitting it right or you ain't eating it right.
 
-My girl neck game is pretty weak, but the yambs are great. Never been huge on catching the top anyway, I love dat box. But she needs to get on BC, this condom/pull-out business getting old :smh:

-She could do a better job of just not having anything to say. Sometimes she talks just to hear herself, and we all do, but she is OD sometimes :x

-She tells really small lies that ppl supposed to stop doing when they're teenagers. Like she'll say yea the dishes are done when really, she's waiting to do the dishes in a few minutes. LIKE WHY LIE ABOUT THAT :smh: But she pours her damn heart out about stuff I'd rather not hear the truth about I guess :rolleyes gift and a curse, I trust her because of this

-I would say being too emotional, but its whatever I can live with it, can't have it all b

Overall for her end of the year review she gets an 89/100. Very strong improvements over the year, but she can't get that A- just yet. Nice job sweetheart :smokin
 
Lmao @ dude giving his girl a year end review score

Honestly i just want my girl to stop deducting underlying meanings from **** i say that it wasnt supposed to mean.

I say im tired....DOES THAT MEAN YOU DONT WANT TO HANGOUT TONIGHT WTF BLAH BLAH BLAH.

**** irks me so bad and ruins my mood
 
AdobeCS4 said:
Why can't a ***** just be tired after work? I don't always want to clock out, get home, and talk for an hour. I'm quiet because I had a long day and want to FINALLY relax for a just a few minutes. Just because I'm not saying anything doesn't mean I'm angry at you. Jesus.
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FAM. Finally, someone else goes through the same ish.
 
Man I know I'm the dude
But I sometimes hate taking care of everything
Like I make sure bills are paid
Things around the house are taken care of
And **** like that
She's forgetful
So I'm the one reminding her to do stuff
Which can get on my nerves
She leaves it up to me
Like what if something happened to me
U need to remember some of this urself
i just hate having everything fall on my shoulders sometimes
I wanna be able to just chill without having to make sure this is paid
Or we bought this for the house cause we ran out or whatever
Also things I tell her
I be like ok we doing this this and this tomorrow
Tomorrow comes around
"Aye what are we doing again today"
It can be irritating
Like I'm not gonna front
I'm a lot to put up with
So kudos to my girl putting up with me and my ********
I just wish u could just not be responsible for everything every now and then
And she be like babe don't worry about going to the store I bought x, y, and z already
Or babe I went down to pay the cable bill this morning so don't trip off rushing down there after work
It's basically if I don't remember a bill is due it won't get paid
Also wish she would make up her damn mind
Tryna ask a girl what she wants to eat
Is like asking a mentally disabled person the meaning of life
U just won't get a incomprehensible answer
Oooooh but when u don't ask ask u just go to a food spot or start cooking
They wanna talk about nah I didn't want that or I'm not in the mood
Damn get decisive
Also like she gives it up on the regular
Gives me head when I ask
So this isn't really about her
BUT I think I'm a Sex addict
I honestly think since the first time I was able to bust
I been hooked
Like I don't even be feeling like having sex
But I gotta bust one out
I just wish she would just give me head every damn day
Like just for no reason
Just cause
While I'm cooking breakfast
While I'm watching scandal
While I brush my teeth
Idk I just wanna let one out every few hours
Also her damn parents are annoying
They always calling
Always needing help with this or that
They Filipino and she helps them pay their bills and reminds them :rolleyes
Or actually I remind her to pay there bills :smh:
Her parents are mad irresponsible
Like always wanting the new gadgets
But be broke after and not enough to pay a bill
And her mom constantly calls on out off days at like 8 or 9 in the morning on the weekends
Just to ask dumb questions like
Are we awake
Do we wanna go to the swap meet
Do we wanna go bingo
How to reset wifi password
How to use their iPhone
Do we want something to eat
**** be mad irritating
Love my girl though
If I could just bust one every few hours I don't think I would trip off anything
Just cause this is trivial stuff though
Might bring it up when I get home
She gives awesome head
Like the best I've ever had
I haven't been taking advantage like I should now that I think about it
 
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Your folks not hitting it right, b.

Every chick I've been with does anything and everything I say.
 
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Be with someone long enough sex doesn't mean anything :lol:

"For every bad b.... there's a n_ tired of f'n her"
 
Come up with a cooking routine....that's our biggest argument...I don't cook and she's very inconsistent wth the exception of BF which is a constant everyday.
 
nawghtyhare said:
Man I know I'm the dude
But I sometimes hate taking care of everything
Like I make sure bills are paid
Things around the house are taken care of
And **** like that
She's forgetful
So I'm the one reminding her to do stuff
Which can get on my nerves
She leaves it up to me
Like what if something happened to me
U need to remember some of this urself
i just hate having everything fall on my shoulders sometimes
I wanna be able to just chill without having to make sure this is paid
Or we bought this for the house cause we ran out or whatever
Also things I tell her
I be like ok we doing this this and this tomorrow
Tomorrow comes around
"Aye what are we doing again today"
It can be irritating
Like I'm not gonna front
I'm a lot to put up with
So kudos to my girl putting up with me and my ********
I just wish u could just not be responsible for everything every now and then
And she be like babe don't worry about going to the store I bought x, y, and z already
Or babe I went down to pay the cable bill this morning so don't trip off rushing down there after work
It's basically if I don't remember a bill is due it won't get paid
Also wish she would make up her damn mind
Tryna ask a girl what she wants to eat
Is like asking a mentally disabled person the meaning of life
U just won't get a incomprehensible answer
Oooooh but when u don't ask ask u just go to a food spot or start cooking
They wanna talk about nah I didn't want that or I'm not in the mood
Damn get decisive
Also like she gives it up on the regular
Gives me head when I ask
So this isn't really about her
BUT I think I'm a Sex addict
I honestly think since the first time I was able to bust
I been hooked
Like I don't even be feeling like having sex
But I gotta bust one out
I just wish she would just give me head every damn day
Like just for no reason
Just cause
While I'm cooking breakfast
While I'm watching scandal
While I brush my teeth
Idk I just wanna let one out every few hours
Also her damn parents are annoying
They always calling
Always needing help with this or that
They Filipino and she helps them pay their bills and reminds them :rolleyes
Or actually I remind her to pay there bills :smh:
Her parents are mad irresponsible
Like always wanting the new gadgets
But be broke after and not enough to pay a bill
And her mom constantly calls on out off days at like 8 or 9 in the morning on the weekends
Just to ask dumb questions like
Are we awake
Do we wanna go to the swap meet
Do we wanna go bingo
How to reset wifi password
How to use their iPhone
Do we want something to eat
**** be mad irritating
Love my girl though
If I could just bust one every few hours I don't think I would trip off anything
Just cause this is trivial stuff though
Might bring it up when I get home
She gives awesome head
Like the best I've ever had
I haven't been taking advantage like I should now that I think about it
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She a Sag by any chance? :lol:
 
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