THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[lawdog1]

ADVANCED Statistics

The most surprising thing about this to me is the city strip club rankings. Salt Lake City is 3rd - never would have guessed. And OKC in the Top 10 too...

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Zach Lowe vouching for Mitchell and booker on his pod and wondering why analytics guys question both of those players as being guys you can win with. Glad he gets it and can broadcast it

 

[lawdog1]

F*** Load Management

Kind of easy for MJ to have that attitude when he doesn’t have to worry about his players holding up through deep playoff runs...or any playoffs runs at all...

 

[chrisftdot]

 

[vood99]

F*** Load Management

 

[finessence]

Some of these are 2k material I've never seen the vc off the glass. Derozan is a FOOL for the 360

Wiggins so SORRRY!! How he miss that dunk on Whiteside

 

[finessence]

Y’all ain’t finna f***** up MJ money

 

[Based Jesus]

The most surprising thing about this to me is the city strip club rankings. Salt Lake City is 3rd - never would have guessed. And OKC in the Top 10 too...

Lemme find out bout these Mormons

 

[vood99]

Delete.

 

[air jsarg]

And still to this day I can't watch James Harden play, it's possibly the most boring and cheap way to play basketball. A couple of flashy handles here and there but other than that it's horrible

 

[yobyellav]

Utah being ranked third discredits the study. Common knowledge to omit data that casts doubt on the validity of your work.

 

[MVP]

I imagine there's not a lotta other **** to do in SLC and OKC besides strip clubs. Took a couple Utah bunnies down in Vegas. They love the brothas.

 

[JD617]

 

[MVP]

 

[HOU$TON]

THEY MAD MAKE EM MADDER!

 

[frink85]

Utah being ranked third discredits the study. Common knowledge to omit data that casts doubt on the validity of your work.

Disagree. You mention the possible outlier in your conclusion and suggest further follow up should be done.

that said, I would definitely volunteer for the follow up study

 

[everysingletime]

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I've always heard that Canadian strip clubs are great though. Like a lot more happens in there than in American strip clubs ?‍

 

[trynafeelmink]

Did Kawhi just go to LA to do commercials?

Mans came there for add promo & to be a wellness influencer

 

[spacedoodoo]

All these old hoopers mad about the fact that the league, coaches and stars of the game are smarter with how they allocate their minutes and game time.

82 games is way too long for an nba season anyway. Dudes bodies be breaking down every year.

 

[trynafeelmink]

All these old hoopers mad about the fact that the league, coaches and stars of the game are smarter with how they allocate their minutes and game time.

82 games is way too long for an nba season anyway. Dudes bodies be breaking down every year.

Players have been playing 82 for quite some time now & players body are breaking down way earlier now according to some reports, despite having more knowledge & better medical treatment then ever. most likely because these dudes are training like semi pro athletes from age 10

 

[tay1]

Players have been playing 82 for quite some time now & players body are breaking down way earlier now according to some reports, despite having more knowledge & better medical treatment then ever. most likely because these dudes are training like semi pro athletes from age 10

Players today are far more explosive and athletic

If players took better care of themselves, perhaps the injuries wouldn’t be as numerous. Either way, **** this load management stuff again

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

THEY MAD MAKE EM MADDER!

We always get the last laugh tho..

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

F*** Load Management

Completely agree with MJ.

 

[HIM]

Wish we would sit Kawhi tonight too. Let’s keep him fresh for PG’s return next week.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

MJ's comments are funnier when you remember he dropped kiwi from Jordan brand