The White Lotus - HBO Max Series - Season 3 Update

First episode was so mild I had to check the look ahead to see if the season was finna pop off 4real

:stoneface: @ buddy not catching the hint when shawty said she just wanna have fun

:rofl: @ bringing up the prenup when she told buddy to blow work off
 
The first season was just ok, so I had no interest in watching s2. I was up early sunday morning and couldn't sleep so out of boredom I put it on, and I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. I didnt know there were only 2 eps at that time, so I was disappointed I'd have to wait. Thought I'd be able to binge at least 4 eps. That hotel manager needs some D bad :lol:

The heiress is bat**** crazy, I don't know how or why that guy is still with her. There is no monetary benefit to it at all. Unless he has a plan to get paid, he better dead that situation for his own sanity.
 
Filler ep
Not for this guy it wasn’t

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Dude is goofy. Going on vacation trying to lock up ol' girl. I bet she wouldn't mind being twisted out at both ends like a rotisserie chicken but I don't think Stanford is ready for that conversation. What's wild is that at least 2 generations in this one family got blown by the same chick. Now it's Grandpa's turn for the trifecta LOL.
 
I've gone a month thinking B Bronson 's avy was from the first scene of the first episode, the short-haired escort, so I convinced myself I saw the hotel manager, Daphne, and Daphne talking to one or both of the escorts before going into the water, aka that both the escorts we're seen alive in addition to Daphne and the hotel manager.

NOPE

I don't know what Bronson's avy is from :lol: because my roommates and I watched the first scene in the first episode last night after the most recent episode finished, and the two women Daphne talked to on the beach chairs were just a couple of randoms. :rofl:


I will say, after rewatching that scene:

1.) The leg we see floating in the water, which Daphne comes up upon and screams about, is pale white

2.) And must be someone Daphne doesn't know from the resort, because she swims frantically back to shore without exhibiting any notion that she 'recognized' the dead body, meaning it's no one from the two couples that have been vacationing together, most likely - the characters played by Aubrey Plaza, Will Sharpe, Theo James

3.) There's that person who works at the hotel, when the hotel manager arrives after the body's been found, who tells the hotel manager "there's a few dead bodies", that doesn't necessarily mean there are any more dead bodies found in the water specifically, aside from the one Daphne found ... meaning, there could have been that one in the water and separately/but maybe connected, two or three found elsewhere around the hotel. All we saw was that one, single one that Daphne saw.
 
Fam falling out @ the piano put this over Season 1 (for me), legit would've spent a half hour laughing at that.

Def thought fam was tryna get Ethan caught up on some extortion scheme with the escorts but dude rly just wild & reckless
 
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Fam falling out @ the piano put this over Season 1 (for me), legit would've spent a half hour laughing at that.

Def thought fam was tryna get Ethan caught up on some extortion scheme with the escorts but dude rly just wild & reckless

maybe the extortion is of old blonde's husband trying to set her up....
 
Hotel manager the most Italian woman of all time.

Albi Sure is a doof, only cat in a hotel that can't tell a hooker but I'm not remotely mad.

The assistant is wild plain but looked kinda good in that dress.

The rubber wrapper my boy? Come on man.

I wonder who Lucia gives the bill, him or his pops.
 
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