The Ultimate Football Thread 2013-2014 Vol. 4 EPL, La Liga, Bundesliga, Serie A etc

[cs02132]

Here we go Germany !!

Just told my mom about Chile's group, told her its not looking good. Shes not happy

 

[eiddyfouw]

Who you pullin' for eiddy?

This WC I'm a bit indifferent.

I got a host of teams I want to see go far.

But I'd like to see Spain, Germany or Brazil win it.

In that order

 

[rck3sactown]

 

 

 

Who you pullin' for eiddy?

This WC I'm a bit indifferent.

I got a host of teams I want to see go far.

But I'd like to see Spain, Germany or Brazil win it.

In that order

 damn always assumed you were American 

 I remember thinking you were English for the longest time

 

[ajiiiplatinum]

Argentina need all the help they can get.

It is what it is.

Messi+10

Are locked and loaded.

 

[jj jumpman 23]

Cant wait for this WC, group drawing got me hyped
my predictions and thoughts:
Germany and Portugal make it out of the group; US finish last in table
Italy and Uruguay make it out of the group; English fans suffer further disappointment
How did France get so lucky?
For that matter, Argentina with an extremely soft group and basically playing in their backyard? Must be nice.
Spain and Chile advance, Euro 2012 deja vu moment for the Dutch

Força Portugal

 

[Rambo93940]

Pulling for Colombia.

 

[Nawzlew]

Fernanda Lima tho

 

[rook]

Argntina gonna do work in group stages then get ousted by the quarters. Never fails

 

[youngdoc]

Gotta keep in mind European teams have historically not fared well in South American WCs

That statistic so many people always bring up should not include Portugal. Portugal are going to feel right at home on Brazil.

Thats more of a Northern European problem.

Portugal has a temperate climate especially compared to the Amazon where we face them.

I did one bracket on the ESPN. Have USA losing to Belgium in the R16. Final four of Brazil, Germany, Italy, Argentina with Brazil beating Argentina in the final.

A European team has never won in the Americas and I think that continues

 

[youngdoc]

Here we go Germany !!

Just told my mom about Chile's group, told her its not looking good. Shes not happy

SPI actually has their chance of advancing in the 60s.

Problem is that if they finish 2nd they face Brazil in the round of 16

 

[superantigen]

Funny article regarding the selection process and groups:

[COLOR=#red]Conspiracy Theory: How the 2014 World Cup groups were really chosen[/COLOR]


FIFA's system for determining the World Cup groups is flawed. But in those flaws lie advantages and in those advantages lie FIFA's power. As everyone knows, conspiracies account for 98 percent of all occurrences in sports and the World Cup draw is no different. So open your eyes and see the conspiracy that is so obviously embedded within this process. Somewhere.

Instead of using a logical system based entirely on rankings designed by someone who knows what numbers are, unlike FIFA's world rankings, the current method tries to preserve an unnecessary and counter-competitive emphasis on geographical balance within the groups. FIFA's rankings are only used to determine the eight seeded teams, which somehow includes Switzerland. The other three pots from which the eight groups are selected are divided by geography and this time a menacing Pot "X" was employed just to confuse and intimidate viewers into not thinking too much about the process. Care to question something? Then you go in Pot "X" with a piranha, swine flu and Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Good luck.

With logic and reason properly ignored and "chance" now in play, FIFA is free to do their nefarious bidding. The night before the draw, in a lavish hotel suite paid for with the tears of orphans, FIFA president Sepp Blatter decides who he considers to be friends and who he considers to be enemies. Because determining the best team in the world is just an accidental byproduct of the World Cup's main purpose of settling vendettas and funneling money from corporate sponsors. He is surrounded by women in exotic dress who are repulsed by the thought of his formless potato sack of flesh and he looks to an autographed picture of bloated actor Gerard Depardieu for twisted inspiration while a VHS cassette of his 1994 film "My Father The Hero" plays on repeat in the background.

First, there's the matter of calming the angry host nation. In Group A, Brazil gets the underwhelming set of Croatia, Mexico and Cameroon. Maybe a few comfortable wins will get the locals to back off their widespread protests of the tournament and decide it's not so bad after all.

Second: Looking after your own. Switzerland, home to FIFA headquarters and Sepp Blatter's place of birth, goes in Group E with non-powerhouses Ecuador and Honduras. To keep Frenchman and UEFA president Michel Platini from threatening Blatter's carefully guarded perch atop an international organization that answers to no one, France can slide in here, as well.

Next on the agenda is squashing the most outspoken enemies of FIFA. Ever since Qatar was awarded the 2022 World Cup, there have been three countries making the most fuss over FIFA's cronyism and backroom deals: Australia and the United States, the two losing 2022 bids, and England, who themselves lost the 2018 bid to Russia. If they don't like the way World Cup hosting is decided, then they can suffer through torment in Brazil and learn to keep quiet.

For Australia, it's Group B with Spain, the Netherlands and Chile. For England, it's Group D with Uruguay, Italy and Costa Rica, including a start in the Amazon jungle. For the USA, it's the tournament's most grueling travel schedule in Group G with Germany, who knocked them out of the 2002 World Cup quarterfinals on a handball at the goalline, Ghana, who knocked them out of the last two consecutive World Cups, and one spot left open for just a moment. Blatter wheezes with laughter.

Then there's personal favorites. After professing his adoration for "good boy" Lionel Messi, Argentina are given an easy ride in Group F with Bosnia-Herzegovina, Iran and Nigeria. As for Cristiano Ronaldo, who made such a stink over Blatter's comments, he can go into that horrid Group G, giving Portugal a difficult path so Messi can be praised for going deeper into the tournament than that "commander" and his boys underwear line that doesn't come in Blatter's size. The ultimate discourtesy.

The final two groups are decided by a feather-clad showgirl after Blatter passes out from eating coins like breath mints.

With the groups set, just the small matter of putting on a show for the chumps remains. To make it seem random and no one's fault but the cruel hand of fate, retired footballers are tasked with pulling the names out of pots in front of a global audience. Except those little slips of paper inside those balls are actually ultra thin LCD screens that project whatever name is transmitted to it by an intern backstage. At one point, 86-year-old Alcides Ghiggia drops a ball, affording FIFA secretary general and MC for the night Jerome Valcke to sneer knowingly at all the rubes sitting before him while they're distracted by the poor old man chasing the plastic ball.

There is also cat sacrifices and ritualistic Macarena dancing involved, but it's best if you don't know about that.


http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/socce...ld-cup-groups-were-really-000909108--sow.html

Obviously, tongue in cheek, but I wouldn't put it past FIFA to pull nepotistic stunts like these...




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[yeahitsrust]

^Half way through it I started agreeing...

 

[Coupé It]

Man I saw the draw, there is so conspiracy. All of those retired players and there respective agents would have to be in it. How do could they keep that a secret.mFIFA is so unorganized, there are always so many leaks from top to bottom that we'd know. Sorry not buying it. It's all luck to me. We all knew there'd be at least 2 groups of death before hand.

 

[demps]

a month before the 2010 draw there was an article about how south s Africa were requesting Mexico in their group because the Mexicans travel well...

 

[j apostrophe]

Messi+10

Are locked and loaded.

Nigerian Juju on deck.

Locked and loaded.

 

[j apostrophe]

DeMarcus Beasley playing left back at the WC is unacceptable..

Klinsmann has to do something about that..

I'm not making any predictions until I see final rosters.

 

[demps]

Beasley is not going to play lb, it's going to be Fabian Johnson.

 

[Sinner]

De Gea, Rafael, Evans, Vidic, Evra, Januzaj, Cleverley, Jones, Nani, Hernandez, van Persie.

 

[Sinner]

United concede! 

 

[JCMojica24]

LOOK AT NEWCASTLE

 

[dlo13]

It's happening again...

 

[Sinner]

Defense has been shaky all night...  

Zaha the savior??? 

 

EDIT ~ Yet another horrible performance.  NCFC defended well and took full-advantage of some poor play.  Can't knock that.

 

[dlo13]

#MoyesIn

 

[JCMojica24]

Nicely done Newcastle! That onslaught they somehow survived at the beginning of the 2nd half was crucial.

 

[nomadicsole21]

Crazy how some teams don't win at Old Trafford for decades. I feel hyped for Newcastle just watching their fans celebrate

Time for City to go ham. 3-1 City Negredo, Aguero, Nasri