the thread about nothing...

[ryda421]

pics

 

[herbshuttles15]

Why is Cutty getting washed?

 

[herbshuttles15]

Just destroyed a turkey blt, feelsjohngoodman

 

[had pants]

 

[herbshuttles15]

Newman

 

[herbshuttles15]

I wonder how or feels to be Internet famous

Like seeing your self as a meme or gif.

I wonder how Scumbag Steve feels

 

[albooboo5]

Just destroyed a turkey blt, feelsjohngoodman

 

[sb]

Tired and hungry.

get some buffalo wild wings and take a nap.

pics

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some day you will realize how great of an e-friendship we have :\

 

[bilboshmangins]

Bilbo bout to get huge...

Ladies have to buy low, before I reach them google prices.

 

[sb]

Bilbo bout to get huge...

Ladies have to buy low, before I reach them google prices.

 

[beh235]

Bilbo bout to get huge...

Ladies have to buy low, before I reach them google prices.

skipped a leg day bruh

 

[water]

 

Bilbo bout to get huge...

Ladies have to buy low, before I reach them google prices.

skipped a leg day bruh

 If you skip legs, how do you expect to rock da chubbies 

 

[albooboo5]

I am so ******g grumpy right now. Trying to take a nap and my ex calls me 3  times. The first 2 times I  hit the f u button and the last time I pick up. Then I ask her what is so pressing? Her response is " I am just calling you back." Keep in mind I haven't called her at all. 

 

[herbshuttles15]

she wants the d

 

[rck3sactown]

I wish my ex would call me 3 times [emoji]128532[/emoji][emoji]128553[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji]

 

[herbshuttles15]

Still

 

[beh235]

I wish my ex would call me 3 times [emoji]128532[/emoji][emoji]128553[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji]

 

[rck3sactown]

everyoneseentheleprechaunsayyeah.gif

 

[albooboo5]

she wants the d

Man I hope not. I think more than anything she just wants to annoy me. Her issues are more deep seeded than being loose.

 

[Mark Antony]

The annoying ones tend to be the only ones that hang around.

 

[herbshuttles15]

Clingy girls :x

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

 

[beh235]

You have to know she's clingy early on. When you figure it out, avoid her like the plague.

 

[bilboshmangins]

see Beh, Bilbo is a creature bred for performance. Something akin to a gazelle, or a cheetah; svelt, nubile, spry, and nimble. Don't let my balanced look fool you. Though my legs may not be as intimidating as you would naturally expect, the size to strength ratio is on the level to that exhibited by the aforementioned beasts of the serengheti. It's a legacy of finely tuned specimens in the Shmangins family tree, grandpa Shmangins was known for his exploits in aquatic situations, namely his ability to swim the Zambezi during flood season. Papa Shmangins was known as a great football player, what you americans call soccer. 

This body I have is a finely tuned specimen, and I have neglected it for far too long. Perhaps it was hubris on my part, but I will regain the form I once had...and then the mamis will come. Nothing against the mamis I currently attract, the jumpoff/thot; but I am currently on the pursuit of a far more mercurial and exotic mami, a shoe freak if you will. My plan is to get ripped and post a selfie in a thread that is yet to be determined, she will then pm me requesting that I recieve her phone number. From that point forward I will proceed to make sure that the Shmangins legacy (and genes) are preserved for future generations.

Sincerely,

Bilbo Salamander Shmangins IV esq, DDS, LMT

 

[water]

What I eat at McDonalds 

 I feel so fat now

I got a plain vanilla sundae, then asked the girl to Mcflurrify it with an apple pie.