the thread about nothing...

[johnnyredstorm]

It's so hard to find Wallaby's Organic Greek Yogurt around my way. I went to three stores within a few miles of my crib that were listed as vendors on Wallaby's site and none of them carried the product. Smh. I'm about to ask them to ship me a case a week. I need my protein pause.

 

[nawghtyhare]

What I eat at McDonalds   I feel so fat now




I got a plain vanilla sundae, then asked the girl to Mcflurrify it with an apple pie. 

Bruh what the **** did u create
I am amazed right now

 

[beh235]

 
see Beh, Bilbo is a creature bred for performance. Something akin to a gazelle, or a cheetah; svelt, nubile, spry, and nimble. Don't let my balanced look fool you. Though my legs may not be as intimidating as you would naturally expect, the size to strength ratio is on the level to that exhibited by the aforementioned beasts of the serengheti. It's a legacy of finely tuned specimens in the Shmangins family tree, grandpa Shmangins was known for his exploits in aquatic situations, namely his ability to swim the Zambezi during flood season. Papa Shmangins was known as a great football player, what you americans call soccer. 

This body I have is a finely tuned specimen, and I have neglected it for far too long. Perhaps it was hubris on my part, but I will regain the form I once had...and then the mamis will come. Nothing against the mamis I currently attract, the jumpoff/thot; but I am currently on the pursuit of a far more mercurial and exotic mami, a shoe freak if you will. My plan is to get ripped and post a selfie in a thread that is yet to be determined, she will then pm me requesting that I recieve her phone number. From that point forward I will proceed to make sure that the Shmangins legacy (and genes) are preserved for future generations.

Sincerely,

Bilbo Salamander Shmangins IV esq, DDS, LMT

You skipped a leg day bruh

 

[bilboshmangins]

 

 

[bilboshmangins]

 

 

[herbshuttles15]

@shoyru or maybe you have some good [{}]

 

[bilboshmangins]

 

[rck3sactown]

@shoyru or maybe you have some good [{}]

 

[Sir San Diego]

...and top.



That's probably why. If it was multiple times/dudes, then the common denominator is you.

Just saying. (absolvement)

 

[water]

 

What I eat at McDonalds 

 I feel so fat now




I got a plain vanilla sundae, then asked the girl to Mcflurrify it with an apple pie. 

Bruh what the **** did u create
I am amazed right now

 The girl at the register was like "whaaaaaaaaat??"

 

[had pants]

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

 

 

 

[Sir San Diego]

2 clingers isn't too bad. I thought you were walking around town with a flock of disciples throwing themselves on puddles and being human chairs and **** like that.

 

[bayyrd]

 

[newmoanyuh]

I just ate a whole pizza on my rck mode.

 

[bilboshmangins]

I just ate a whole pizza on my rck mode.

hopefully that fat goes to the right place(s) 

 

[rck3sactown]

 

[301216baller]

Royal Rumble, Pro Bowl, &Grammys at the same damn time gotta love technology

 

[newmoanyuh]

Look at God working in my life

 

[herbshuttles15]

 

[301216baller]

why your thumb look like a vienna sausage ?

 

[ballahb]

 

[bilboshmangins]

 
why your thumb look like a vienna sausage ?

can't tell me nothing about vienna sausage...i could sleep with a vienna sausage in my mouf. 

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

Chill

so, who did you have come over and open that for you ? 

 

[rck3sactown]

I like vienna sausage.

Hell, I like all sausage.