the thread about nothing...

[promac]

Browse NT while “dropping the kids off at the pool”

Put down phone

Wash hands

What’s the problem?

Ain’t no **** touching my phone. @niceshoes247 must be reckless in the bathroom

I even put the toilet seat down before I flush so no particles come back up

 

[benzilla427]

Only fist pump
So where do u guys draw the line?
Is eating while taking a **** ok?

Only fist bumps? So someone goes in for a handshake you're gonna put your fist out and go for the bump?
I'm with you, cell phones are dirty. 5 minutes in the bathroom is a long time for me so personally my cell phone use on the toilet is minimal. I can go 5 minutes without being on my phone. I've definitely used my phone in the bathroom a few times to respond to a text or something though.

I just wash my hands frequently and I wipe down my phone pretty regularly.



Eating while taking on the toilet is definitely not cool.

 

[jjs]

Hand dryer put **** particles all over your hands when you dry them. Do you guys avoid them?

 

[アミーゴ]

Hand dryer put **** particles all over your hands when you dry them. Do you guys avoid them?

Don’t know the last time I’ve used one

 

[Deleted member 204831]

Is having sex on the toilet ok?

 

[suavamente]

BDE

 

[njavier03]

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

 

[SC kid]

I don't understand

I'm taking a deuce browsing the web on my phone
When I'm done I set my phone down
Then I wipe and wash
Then wash my hands
Then pick up my phone.

Where does it get tainted

 

[jjs]

Don’t know the last time I’ve used one

I’ll avoid them when i can but sometimes there’s just no other option. What do you do at a restaurant or a bar that only give you the hand dryer option? Sometimes i just shake my hands rapidly and use my pants to finish the job

 

[njavier03]

Puts toilet seat down with toilet paper.
Sits.
Apply multiple seat sheets if in public.
(I avoid having to **** anywhere but home)
Does business.
Scrolls NT/texts/google/YouTube.
Puts phone away.
Clean up.
Flush.
Wash hands.

In no way did my phone come in contact with ****.

 

[アミーゴ]

I’ll avoid them when i can but sometimes there’s just no other option. What do you do at a restaurant or a bar that only give you the hand dryer option? Sometimes i just shake my hands rapidly and use my pants to finish the job

Yep, exactly

 

[SlunderKingpin]

Who uses baby wipes though?
I even keep some in the car.

 

[promac]

Is having sex on the toilet ok?

No lie, wife ****** me on the toilet last week. Although I wasn’t taking a **** and the lid was down, does that count?

 

[promac]

Who uses baby wipes though?
I even keep some in the car.

All day

Baby wipes >>>


If poo particles are touching your phone while you’re in the bathroom, you’re doing something wrong

 

[Deleted member 204831]

No lie, wife ****ed me on the toilet last week. Although I wasn’t taking a **** and the lid was down, does that count?

You get half a point.

 

[crazy ebw]

Baby wipes are ESSENTIALS bruh

 

[Deleted member 204831]

Browse NT while “dropping the kids off at the pool”

Put down phone

Wash hands

What’s the problem?

Ain’t no **** touching my phone. @niceshoes247 must be reckless in the bathroom

I even put the toilet seat down before I flush so no particles come back up

I don't understand

I'm taking a deuce browsing the web on my phone
When I'm done I set my phone down
Then I wipe and wash
Then wash my hands
Then pick up my phone.

Where does it get tainted

Puts toilet seat down with toilet paper.
Sits.
Apply multiple seat sheets if in public.
(I avoid having to **** anywhere but home)
Does business.
Scrolls NT/texts/google/YouTube.
Puts phone away.
Clean up.
Flush.
Wash hands.

In no way did my phone come in contact with ****.

That’s where I’m trying to understand his ****ing procedure. At what point does the phone get tainted? When I’m done I put it in my pocket, wipe, pull up, wash and on my way. Oh well...to each their own.

 

[maq25060]

There are **** particles all your over phone if using in the bathroom

There are **** particles on anything inn the bathroom. A lot of folks leave their toothbrush on the sink uncovered.

 

[benzilla427]

Puts toilet seat down with toilet paper.
Sits.
Apply multiple seat sheets if in public.
(I avoid having to **** anywhere but home)
Does business.
Scrolls NT/texts/google/YouTube.
Puts phone away.
Clean up.
Flush.
Wash hands.

In no way did my phone come in contact with ****.

I don't understand

I'm taking a deuce browsing the web on my phone
When I'm done I set my phone down
Then I wipe and wash
Then wash my hands
Then pick up my phone.

Where does it get tainted

Fecal particles get sent all over the bathroom when you flush.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2004_season)#Toothbrush_Surprise

 

[Deleted member 204831]

Fecal particles get sent all over the bathroom when you flush.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2004_season)#Toothbrush_Surprise

If it does then should towels, toothbrush, soap not be in the bathroom too?

 

[promac]

Fecal particles get sent all over the bathroom when you flush.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2004_season)#Toothbrush_Surprise

That’s why you put the toilet lid down when you flush

 

[benzilla427]

If it does then should towels, toothbrush, soap not be in the bathroom too?

I'm not a germophobe, just saying there are particles. Basically unavoidable.

 

[jjs]

Who uses baby wipes though?
I even keep some in the car.

baby wipes are the TRUTH

 

[SC kid]

Nvmnd

 

[robpzee612]

Just need some speakers for this.