The things women do or say that make you go...

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

seriously broh, i know what ur saying. I got a chick other day that told me i could hit it anyway i want, even from the back. when it came down to it, shes all like "no, im on my period".. *$%%% WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ****. i mean i dont say thyat to her, but thats how i feel, if u know what i mean

you shoulda told her that she needs to give you give you some brain for all the trouble she put you throw. & if she said no, then just give her the GhettoGaggers treatment
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Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

seriously broh, i know what ur saying. I got a chick other day that told me i could hit it anyway i want, even from the back. when it came down to it, shes all like "no, im on my period".. *$%%% WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ****. i mean i dont say thyat to her, but thats how i feel, if u know what i mean


Ummmm... this is considered a luxury??? Thats a given where I come from... Hell its often the 1st position, must be a custom thing
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Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

seriously broh, i know what ur saying. I got a chick other day that told me i could hit it anyway i want, even from the back. when it came down to it, shes all like "no, im on my period".. *$%%% WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ****. i mean i dont say thyat to her, but thats how i feel, if u know what i mean


Ummmm... this is considered a luxury???
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maaaaaaaaaaan.................hellyeah.....
 
Originally Posted by ericberry14

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she still thinks that the D is miniature?
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Nah, not even.

As she put it "You was running off at the mouth too much, and lying. So I had to put you in your place. I don't even know why you were talking likethat"

Plus I beat up her bro @ the bus stop one time, so she had it in for me for a couple of months after that
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but seriously she just straight grabbed that joint outta nowhere
Yep. Wwell, Kinda. We was at the park. _'s just got finished playing 'Manhunt'. So we were shooting the #!*# at the park. The kindaolder people (Older at that time being like 13-14) were talking about sex, and me being the impressionable lil yenta I was, I went on a little diatribe._'s was laughing, so I thought I was doing something right. Didn't realize they were laughing AT me. #!*#wasn't even in my nature.

So she told me walk w/ her back to her building, I walked over to where she was standing and BAM, she grabbed my #!*#.
 
Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

seriously broh, i know what ur saying. I got a chick other day that told me i could hit it anyway i want, even from the back. when it came down to it, shes all like "no, im on my period".. *$%%% WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ****. i mean i dont say thyat to her, but thats how i feel, if u know what i mean


Ummmm... this is considered a luxury??? Thats a given where I come from... Hell its often the 1st position, must be a custom thing
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wat is that dude talkin bout?
 
Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

seriously broh, i know what ur saying. I got a chick other day that told me i could hit it anyway i want, even from the back. when it came down to it, shes all like "no, im on my period".. *$%%% WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ****. i mean i dont say thyat to her, but thats how i feel, if u know what i mean


Ummmm... this is considered a luxury???
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maaaaaaaaaaan.................hell yeah.....
what the hell? do yall just stay in m issionary wit u on top the whole time or sumtin
 
Originally Posted by DearWinter219


__ what? You must got me $%$!$% up......we ain't even shake on it
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Not trippin. I'll settle for a box of grape swishers & a Oskee of tree ... Hell, I'll let you spark the first one too ...

Anytime you hit up Vegas fam.
 
Originally Posted by dreClark

Originally Posted by ericberry14

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she still thinks that the D is miniature?
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Nah, not even.

As she put it "You was running off at the mouth too much, and lying. So I had to put you in your place. I don't even know why you were talking like that"

Plus I beat up her bro @ the bus stop one time, so she had it in for me for a couple of months after that
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but seriously she just straight grabbed that joint outta nowhere
Yep. Wwell, Kinda. We was at the park. _'s just got finished playing 'Manhunt'. So we were shooting the #!*# at the park. The kinda older people (Older at that time being like 13-14) were talking about sex, and me being the impressionable lil yenta I was, I went on a little diatribe. _'s was laughing, so I thought I was doing something right. Didn't realize they were laughing AT me. #!*# wasn't even in my nature.

So she told me walk w/ her back to her building, I walked over to where she was standing and BAM, she grabbed my #!*#.

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damn i can just picture that story

%!$@ NT is gonna ruin my damn grades
 
^Where you stay at? Low key, we need to take a "class field trip" to Chicago this summer. Why Chicago? Ummm.... cause Cake's there Iguess?
 
Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

seriously broh, i know what ur saying. I got a chick other day that told me i could hit it anyway i want, even from the back. when it came down to it, shes all like "no, im on my period".. *$%%% WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ****. i mean i dont say thyat to her, but thats how i feel, if u know what i mean


Ummmm... this is considered a luxury???
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maaaaaaaaaaan.................hell yeah.....
what the hell? do yall just stay in m issionary wit u on top the whole time or sumtin
Yo real talk, alot of females (in particular Black chicks) act like backshots is some unfathomable idea brought up from the depths of hell
that they would rather be struck down by the hand of God where they stand than to ever conceive a thought of doing it! I'm like "b&^%#,
it's the same hole, just from a different position!" They all on that "Your not looking at me tho, I feel that'sdisrespectful."
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"Im not trying to look at you, Im trying to %#@&!"

These girls kill me with that!
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/rant
 
Originally Posted by geminifly

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

seriously broh, i know what ur saying. I got a chick other day that told me i could hit it anyway i want, even from the back. when it came down to it, shes all like "no, im on my period".. *$%%% WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ****. i mean i dont say thyat to her, but thats how i feel, if u know what i mean


Ummmm... this is considered a luxury???
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maaaaaaaaaaan.................hell yeah.....
what the hell? do yall just stay in m issionary wit u on top the whole time or sumtin
Yo real talk, alot of females (in particular Black chicks) act like backshots is some unfathomable idea brought up from the depths of hell
that they would rather be struck down by the hand of God where they stand than to ever conceive a thought of doing it! I'm like "b&^%#,
it's the same hole, just from a different position!" They all on that "Your not looking at me tho, I feel that's disrespectful."
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"Im not trying to look at you, Im trying to %#@&!"

These girls kill me with that!
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/rant
what black girls are you dealin with? the ones i know love gettin it from the back. word is you can get deeper doin it that way
 
Originally Posted by geminifly

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

seriously broh, i know what ur saying. I got a chick other day that told me i could hit it anyway i want, even from the back. when it came down to it, shes all like "no, im on my period".. *$%%% WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ****. i mean i dont say thyat to her, but thats how i feel, if u know what i mean


Ummmm... this is considered a luxury???
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maaaaaaaaaaan.................hell yeah.....
what the hell? do yall just stay in m issionary wit u on top the whole time or sumtin
Yo real talk, alot of females (in particular Black chicks) act like backshots is some unfathomable idea brought up from the depths of hell
that they would rather be struck down by the hand of God where they stand than to ever conceive a thought of doing it! I'm like "b&^%#,
it's the same hole, just from a different position!" They all on that "Your not looking at me tho, I feel that's disrespectful."
indifferent.gif
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"Im not trying to look at you, Im trying to %#@&!"

These girls kill me with that!
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/rant
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I thought my ox was just broken, but you got a broken ox too I see

oh, bro, i can pick you up on the way...

not only do i live in columbus, ohio, i have fam in chicago, so i'll be making the trip a couple of times once the weather breaks..


and i'm aware that you're in/around gary....



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I'm serious man... my 21st is in July and my "brother" has his 3 days later so we're gonna do it HUGE at his Chi-town penthouse..... so ifyou really wanna make it happen...
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Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

seriously broh, i know what ur saying. I got a chick other day that told me i could hit it anyway i want, even from the back. when it came down to it, shes all like "no, im on my period".. *$%%% WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ****. i mean i dont say thyat to her, but thats how i feel, if u know what i mean


Ummmm... this is considered a luxury??? Thats a given where I come from... Hell its often the 1st position, must be a custom thing
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yeah it is consier luxury in my sense.. prob because im asian dude.. and pursue oritental women. They tend not like the doggy position for some reason. Itslike for special occasions only.. u know when u ben with ur girl for a while.. and only get a bj on ur bday or christmas.. some sort of crap like that.. butnothing worst than blueballs... guess i gota hop on eskimotube for the night...
 
Was typin up the same thing gentleman. What kinda females you playin w/ geminifly?




I'd like to be there w/ ya'll Rilla & eN, but I'd prolly have to bring the wifey ...
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I'm bringing my lady and my boy got his so I mean, if ya'll don't mind sharing ya'lls I'll ask mine...
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It'll prolly be a weekend thing or maybe just a one time SUPER party but I don't plan on being legallyemployed so I'll be free and I'm just one 20 min drive from the City. If ya'll come all weekend that's on ya'll but I'll be around ifyou do.

EDIT: Yeah, I'm Young Rilla for a reason. I just pretend I'm grown and act that way
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Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

seriously broh, i know what ur saying. I got a chick other day that told me i could hit it anyway i want, even from the back. when it came down to it, shes all like "no, im on my period".. *$%%% WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ****. i mean i dont say thyat to her, but thats how i feel, if u know what i mean


Ummmm... this is considered a luxury??? Thats a given where I come from... Hell its often the 1st position, must be a custom thing
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yeah it is consier luxury in my sense.. prob because im asian dude.. and pursue oritental women. They tend not like the doggy position for some reason. Its like for special occasions only.. u know when u ben with ur girl for a while.. and only get a bj on ur bday or christmas.. some sort of crap like that.. but nothing worst than blueballs... guess i gota hop on eskimotube for the night...


Alright see that makes sense and I can understand/honor it being instilled at a young age... But that sure does suck for you bro. I say that in the mostuninsulting way possible bro
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sidenote... Yoooooooooooooooo ePh... I just read through that thread...

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Shorty is wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild flagrant with the speech. You're a better man than me, I couldn't go
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ooooh, that sounds soooo fun. Can I come to chicago and smoke marijuana with you guys too? Please.

I'll bring the movies! I'm thinking we can watch Good Will Hunting.

I'll bring the drinks too! Fresca for all!

Yay!
 
Originally Posted by dreClark

ooooh, that sounds soooo fun. Can I come to chicago and smoke marijuana with you guys too? Please.

I'll bring the movies! I'm thinking we can watch Good Will Hunting.

I'll bring the drinks too! Fresca for all!

Yay!
Note to self: Give this __ the wrong address..
 
Originally Posted by SuperAntigen

Originally Posted by Dathbgboy

Originally Posted by mrscampbellakasarahlee

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by Nawth21

I have no idea what you are asking
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i think he's talkin bout how all these females talk about act like they are extra open about sex & talk about how they would put it down on dudes. & then when he calls them out on all of their big talk. When it comes down to it they punk out & then start saying no i dont do that kinda stuff, im a good girl.

so basically i think he talkin bout the girls that claim that they are freaks in terms of sexuality, but when they actually get to the action they are the complete opposite aka boring & not creative

i didn't understand at first either but reading your response, ok...here goes...most girls who do alot of "talking" about how openlly sexual they are, to me is a front...I think a real lady (who more than likely will be a freak in the sheets), keeps that hush-hush...or knows where to draw the line so to keep her man wondering...and leaving someting for the imagination.

Also, it could just be plan and simple...anyone can talk a lot of shhh about what they believe they know about, but could also have absolutely no experience in it. As to why do girls do this....idk...(almost) same question goes to guys...why ya'll lie on your &^*0 (not all but some do)?

And there u have it. Even JO's don't be like "I wanna do this and that and that and this to u all night..." They keep it subliminal, but a real woman aint gon say *%# and let the actions speak from jump. Thought yall knew
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thanks for the insight MrsC.......aka.....nah, I won't even go there.
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Def. real women won't do that. In fact, it's the females I have the least bit interest in that always act like this. My upstanding female friends would never (I believe...
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) talk reckless and liberally like that.

However, I do believe that they will at some point in the future when the prolly meet "that" dude that makes 'em go weak in the knees. Like i said, i never paid much attention to these kind of actions. But the isshh is fascinating though--'cause i am really thinking that it must be a defensive mechanism for chicks to talk like that. Just the same way dudes front about what they got materially and biologically--
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Even when they meet that dude they won't. They may be willin to do any and erything w/ dude but they won't be screamin it, gassin dude up. I thinkit's a defense mechanism as well. But I also see it as a ploy. Girls like sex more than guys, but they don't display that as much as dudes. They figurethe way to a dudes heart is through his loins so they manipulate that when they can to try and lock dude in. I see a lot of this happenin in the next cominweeks

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Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by geminifly

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by LAzianBoi

seriously broh, i know what ur saying. I got a chick other day that told me i could hit it anyway i want, even from the back. when it came down to it, shes all like "no, im on my period".. *$%%% WHY THE HELL ARE U HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE ! ****. i mean i dont say thyat to her, but thats how i feel, if u know what i mean


Ummmm... this is considered a luxury???
eyes.gif
maaaaaaaaaaan.................hell yeah.....
what the hell? do yall just stay in m issionary wit u on top the whole time or sumtin
Yo real talk, alot of females (in particular Black chicks) act like backshots is some unfathomable idea brought up from the depths of hell
that they would rather be struck down by the hand of God where they stand than to ever conceive a thought of doing it! I'm like "b&^%#,
it's the same hole, just from a different position!" They all on that "Your not looking at me tho, I feel that's disrespectful."
indifferent.gif
indifferent.gif
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"Im not trying to look at you, Im trying to %#@&!"

These girls kill me with that!
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/rant
what black girls are you dealin with? the ones i know love gettin it from the back. word is you can get deeper doin it that way
CO SIIIIIIIGN

what u do is get on top and put your leg over one of her legs, u gonna be at and angle u gonna go deep in that kitty kat trustme
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