The "Random thoughts' thread

[btllovesjays]

Originally Posted by ReliantJ

It is distressing how little people read.

The same way as tall people read.

 

[seventh letter]

Originally Posted by Rexanglorum

Meth?

 

[mrreflection]

what if people could access like radiowaves and send stuff to people.like how scientists said we don't use like half of our brains, what if on that otherside, we could do that stuff. or like move objects or sumthin. or like how them sp@rm whales got that sonar thing that stunns sharks n stuff, what if humanscould do that.thaat would be pretty dope.

 

[sneakerking757]

Originally Posted by MrPrince757

[Pops] Michael Jackson is a Puerto Rican!! [Pops]

If you're riding down a hill really fast on a bike, and your pedal falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in an elevator?

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by SNEAKERKING757

Originally Posted by MrPrince757

[Pops] Michael Jackson is a Puerto Rican!! [Pops]

If you're riding down a hill really fast on a bike, and your pedal falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in an elevator?

not bad, throw in a few more random clauses and you got a classic...i.e. " If you're riding down a hill really fast on a bike,going 32.6 MPH with a pepsi in your left hand while humming the really confusing hook for "Sing For The Moment" andthinking about Asian porn while blinking rhythmically -- and your pedal falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in an elevator?

 

[b1acman365]

Will I make it to a 1000 post before the end of '08

 

[pr0phecy718]

nyc is poppin with the breasts hanging out this weekend...it's been warm and the women are still looking

 

[sneakerking757]

Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Originally Posted by SNEAKERKING757

Originally Posted by MrPrince757

[Pops] Michael Jackson is a Puerto Rican!! [Pops]

If you're riding down a hill really fast on a bike, and your pedal falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in an elevator?

not bad, throw in a few more random clauses and you got a classic...i.e. " If you're riding down a hill really fast on a bike, going 32.6 MPH with a pepsi in your left hand while humming the really confusing hook for "Sing For The Moment" and thinking about Asian porn while blinking rhythmically -- and your pedal falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in an elevator?

That's a little too much man.

Although, I do like the "going 32.6 MPH with a Pepsi in your left hand" addition.

 

[VinMillerHearn58]

This is the most boring Saturday night I've had in a while.

 

[ruthe1]

^co sign p.s i hope the dodgers lose

 

[harlem]

Originally Posted by MrPrince757

[Pops] Michael Jackson is a Puerto Rican!! [Pops]

 

[briteyes12]

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[chris boshs neck]

why is jadakiss a hard as it gets

 

[potus2028]

The first man 2 grow a strain of weed untraceable in piss tests is gonna take over the #!!+!! world.

Side Note:
R***, you a damn fool...

 

[t i c a l]

Whenever someone rides by me really fast on a bike or skateboard I have the strong urge to clothesline the #+%* out of them and then casually walk off. It's not like they could do anything about it either because they'd be writhing in pain on the ground. Everyone would think I was a BAMF.

- Tical.

 

[energeegod]

here's a very good random thought for you...


would you have half the swagger you have if you grew up in a perfect family?


like if you didn't have step-siblings would you still be the same person you are? or would you be more of a square

cause i mean you wouldn't have diversity around you... and mommy would stillhave to read bedtime stories to you until the age of 21

like youcouldn't sit at the dinner table if you didn't have on your tighty whities and full suit on

like you'd be from like the Heizenschweigers or the Shwartzcoffsky's family, you dig?

like you'd be rocking the the full comb over hairstyles you know the onethat starts at the corner of your head and just a full comb over with the part at the end or maybe even a Jheri curl... and you're not allowed to bump rapmusic

i ono man, i think about that a lot, this why i want 3 or 4 baby mommas, a few dark skinned and a few light skinned (no pun intended)

 

[weekend girl]

Originally Posted by chris boshs neck

why is jadakiss a hard as it gets

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Females are grimey as hell these days

Madtv ain't been funny in years.

I need to toss some laundry in the dryer soon.

 

[angeezy]

I miss home.

I'm hungry.

 

[dr spaceman]

If you see EnergeeGod in person (not elephant man), go the other direction. (matta fact, go the other direction if you see elephant man too)

 

[potus2028]

I wonder what goes on in EnergeeGod's head...what color is the sky in his world?

 

[animal mystic999]

I am having a self loathing type of night, when I shouldn't be.

 

[seventh letter]

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, why does he have more money than me?

 

[cobra kai]

[color= rgb(255, 204, 0)]Aye... Mizzou just and I want to cry...[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 204, 0)]I need someone to hold me...[/color]
[color= rgb(255, 204, 0)]Where are all the good women at? Why do I meet so many wolves in sheep'sclothing?[/color]

 

[im a helion]

Originally Posted by Rexanglorum

- It is distressing how little people read. Many kids graduate high school without actually reading an entire book. Hell, some college students in some of the soft majors probably do as well. I am not some snob who hangs out at borders or coffee houses reading all day and claims that any one who watches TV is an uncultured barbarian. I watch TV, play video games and indulge in parts of pop culture but I also make time to read history and class literature and more contain age old lessons and wisdom and they act as the prologue to our world today. Since it is popular to be deep and intellectual, people should stop trying to put up a veneer and actually establish their intellectual credentials the old fashioned way, by reading and learning.

I wish people would read more too. I'm 98% sure that I read more books/articles/etc. than 80% of thepeople my age. And like you, I dislike how people put up fronts for the sake of sounding intelligent. It's stupid, because you can almost always tell whodoesn't know what the hell they're talking about. Oh well...wishing more people would read is like hoping for Jordans worth buying nowadays. Nothappening.

 

[jpzx]

It makes me

how all M&Ms taste the same..what's the point ofmaking them different colors?