The Official Chuck Norris Thread Chuck Norris. Vol

[queensfinest101]

Chuck Norris taught chris brown.

 

[ricekrispies420]

chuck norris clogs the toilet when he pees

 

[jbone2308]

Originally Posted by JAYFIEND

Originally Posted by BlazeKicks

Originally Posted by SuperAntigen

Originally Posted by ironman78

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Chuck Norris once wished for World Peace, then said "sike!"

Classic!
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[jamergrady]

When God said let their be light........Chuck Norris said, say please.

 

[chengdizzle]

LMAO..

 

[swishasweets]

Chuck Norris has never called anybody... they call him

If Chuck Norris wants to go back in time he will reverse the orbit on earth... thats were super man got the idea

 

[nloc]

chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he just watches it and dares it to grow

 

[23mcpizzle23]

Originally Posted by dnycemodel


Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

[ryda421]

 

[dland24]

Chuck Norris had sex with a mermaid. She gave birth to a shark.

 

[91 west]

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry..the man ate a f*****ng Indian.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

This thread is borderline ******ed

 

[8tothe24]

, show inspired me tonight.

 

[givemeshoes]

When Chuck Norris plays basketball, the other team scores all of his points.

 

[buttons mcboomboom]

 

[drewdioxin]

dead.

 

[kikzrus]

People wear Superman pajamas to bed... Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

Chuck Norris doesnt use a nightlight cause hes scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of him.

When Chuch Norris has an orgasm.. every women withing 30miles gets pregnant.

 

[terroristtim]

Originally Posted by kikzRus

People wear Superman pajamas to bed... Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

Chuck Norris doesnt use a nightlight cause hes scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of him.

When Chuch Norris has an orgasm.. every women withing 30miles gets pregnant.

son has orgasms equivalent to EMPs

 

[parada45]

These will never get old lol

 

[kikzrus]

Originally Posted by BlazeKicks

Originally Posted by SuperAntigen

Originally Posted by ironman78

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[xxhonchoxx]

Originally Posted by drsfinest72

guns carry chuck norris for protection.

 

[kookcle]

@ the Obama one

 

[bostonthreeparty]

when chuck norris bowls he doesn't use a ball, he stares at the pins and they fall

 

[jackel56]

 

[2sappy]

• Cyanide, one of the worlds most deadly anions, has chemical composition CN[sup]–[/sup]. This is also Chuck Norris' initials. Coincidence? Lets hope so.
• When Chuck Norris reads a bedtime story you sleep forever.
• Chuck Norris never learns. He knows.
• The 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse are a symbolic reference to Chuck Norris' limbs.
• Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris was allotted his own section of Normandy Beach in 1944, andsingle-handedly disemboweled over 3,000 Germans using a potato peeler.
• Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake while hiking. After six hours of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.