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Originally Posted by Air Murphy 23
Seagal is the ultimate badass. He has the size(||) and reach advantage over Chuck. He may be at a disadvantage when it comes to agility but all it takes is one good grab and Seagal could snap Chuck Norris' neck and chop his head off EASY. He's 300+ pounds of raw force like a great white shark, Chuck Norris is a helpless seal in this battle. On top of that Steven Seagal is the ultimate business man, he has 2 flavors of energy drinks bearing the Steven Seagal Enterprise name! Chuck Norris could even bring his *%$+* %$# guns to a fight and Steven Seagal could block all of the bullets with his electric guitar, chop his head off with the guitar and then play Stairway to Heaven. Plus Seagal does it all with 50% vision because he always squints to maximize his focus.
[Jay-Z]ASK CHUCK, HE DON'T WANT IT WITH SEAGAL, NOOOOOOO![/Jay-Z]