TAY: thread about yambs...

[rrlegend]

Call me bougie bros all you want , it's 2013 and I'm 2 years away from 30 I'm not fingering no chick or dry jumping she pulls that with me she gotta go. I will politely diss miss here by setting an alarm up on my phone as a ring and tell her we gotta catch up later

 

[youngdoc]

That's not bougie. That's just common sense

 

[keel252]

imma tell her i dont think there is a need for her to have the luxury to sleep over on my memory foam mattress... ole selfish prick...

 

[de la money]

But to be real though, there should be no time table amongst two consenting adults... This is were not being afraid to kick a chick to the curb comes into play.. Nothing wrong with having a team but you have to instill in your teammates from jump that what your intentions are so nobody gets hurt or expectations are not placed on an individual. Now if you are trying to make her your bottom bish then sex should be the farthest thing from your mind because you are trying to build and make a foundation... She could also be using you as a cuddle buddy, while getting her back blown out by somebody else. Communicate your intentions and your feelings and don't be afraid "To Lose One"
One

i see what you did there...heres more detail NT

so the first night she came over i was like game time... she stopped me when i went to pull them panties off. so i chilled and played it cool like in the back of my mind i knew there was gonna be a next time so i wasnt sweating the yambs. (FOOTNOTE: she already know I'm trying PIPE THAT by my said actions)

2nd time she come over nothing happens but the finger bang story i explicitly described earlier. MIND YOU we smoked and drank prior. Brethren we ALL know what happens when chicks smoke....HORN-BALLS lol

THEN she hit me with this AFTER SHE GOT HER NUT FROM MY FINGERS (ole selfish prick): "im MORE SELECTIVE with who i sleep with, im getting older (25yrs old if that matters)." U can wait til im ready. (Again i tried all my slick lines and nothing changed)


on the slick i think this chick wants a relationship however im just in it for the yambs as of today...granted my other Jumps/bench players are unavialble so i was entertainig this. the road to sex is not that hard, it just pisses me off when chicks slide from the huddle (by huddle i mean gameplay) on some other ish.


So mentally im like what you think my 3rd leg is made of bronze while your {()} is made of gold???? STOP IT 5. lol

 

[Mark Antony]

Y'know I've only done the super extra titty sucking and finger banging for months with only one chick. No regrets though, i loved her. Felt I could go anywhere and get some buns, a connection like that doesn't pop up that many times in your life without work. I went into nofap during it though to gain mastery over my libido so I wouldn't push her away lusting after other box. I'm thinking back though that the flatline period had me miss the signs she was ready and I never tried, just enjoyed her company and expected her to be bold with it whenever she was ready. Hints as subtle as she'd get outta the bed, put on her doobie wrap and come back . Love blinds you. Sucks it ain't work out, but that's life.

I was no spring chicken, so I felt I could tell what was real, sex or not. Just made me realize that the learning never stops.

 

[keel252]

Mark what happen to her, why did it end?

 

[Mark Antony]

We just started having more and more petty arguments. I had **** going on, she had some **** going on and we were so equally passive aggressive about it instead of communicating. At some point though I was so sexually frustrated I was done (we took a few breaks, in my head whenever **** got heavy i was like "we ain't even ******g, fdb".). I let one of my ******ed *** ****** get in my ear that I deserve better, which he was right, but I should've expressed that with her instead of walking away again. That push/pull over sensitive **** I was doing was too much, wearing on her when she was trying to take care of her own stressful issues. By the time I got back around to my senses, she was gone, not the same girl just cold as ice. Of course I went into full desperation chase mode for months trying every tactic I learned on the internet, but she made her mind up, saw right through all the attempts. I couldn't take being treated like a creepy stalking stranger anymore so I finally wished her the best and kept it moving. I realize I really was being immature, obnoxious, all the other **** she was saying and gave her no choice but to leave. I just assumed since she dealt with it before she'd do it again.

She did hit me up though 4 months after we stopped speaking to check on me, then I hit her up 2 months later to do the same. We're cool, we don't really talk though there's no one I love more, but I had to move on for my own sanity.

 

[keel252]

Damn. Crazy, those treats and games can backfire so fast. The older I get more I realize we lose some good girls bc our ego starts to kick in and we push them. Lost a couple myself due to me just being flat out selfish. O well you live and learn and if you ain't learning you ain't living.

 

[rell]

Got hit with the biggest cock block of year last night.....

Me and my homies were club hopping last night so as we were walking to the next club we see these 3 chicks walking from the club to there car ahead of us. 2 of the girls were NT thick that and the other one was a petite mixed chick so that was the one I planned on approaching. I pull one of my homies on the side to come with me  while the others went inside the club. I can see it in my wingman's eye that he wasn't trynna to catch any of those grenades for a brother but I still said **** it. So I start walking on the side of the petite one and started conversing .

Me: Yall are leaving pretty early, it probably isn't looking too good in there huh?

 
Petite: Nah, its wack.

Me: Hmmm so I guess its not worth the money, so you know what else is going on around the city?

Petite: Idk thats what we trying to figure out

 
NT Thick #1: We might just head downtown (she was pretty cool)

(My wingman still didn't say anything yet as I expected)

Anyways, us 3 (Me, Petite, and NT Thick #1) were still chatting it up and then

Me: Yea we just left this other club that was completely empty but we might just head to Bou....

(Before I can finish my sentence)

NT Thick #2: Ok well yall have a good night

She proceeds to open the car door and get in while me and the Petite chick was looking at her like she was crazy

Although my wingman didn't say anything the whole time I'm talking to these chicks he says man **** this lets bounce, so we proceeded to walk off while Petite just looking mad as hell at NT Thick #2

I swear to you guys I didn't make any eye contact or didn't even talk to NT Thick #2 the whole time but she came out of backfield with that, I didn't know chicks were capable of cock blocks like that. I know it doesn't seem drastic but I never got hit with a cockblock like that in my life. I could have gotten the Petite chick number but she killed my vibe and I knew there were more yambs in the club.........anyways ended the night with a beckys number who's roommates with this chick I spat game at on Twitter that straight ignored me the whole night cause the becky approached me but its all good fam just thought I'd share that

In situations like that I try to nip it in the bud by first introducing myself to the one i'm interested in, and then to her friends.
Also, address the group while still giving the most attention to your potential yamb.

 

[heliumclinton]

Quick question NT how long is REASONABLE to WAIT if a chick is interested in you but not ready to have sex.... Nothing frustrates me more than cuddling with a chick but no sexy time. she came over twice, TWICE,spent the night, and the most i got was a finger bang, dry humping session, and a make out session from a scene in a soft core porn shoot lol.... this **** gotta STOP NOW!!!!!


#hormonesandpridearekillingme

Are you just trying to smash or take it further though? If you just trying to smash why are you cuddling? If you want more than that potentially you should happy she isn't giving it up like a free Chinese sample.

Nvm just read you just trying hit .. just delete and ignore the broad

 

[rell826]

I didn't know chicks were capable of cock blocks like that.

They block worse than men. If they aren't getting any D, their homegirl isn't getting any either. This is why a wingman is crucial or even a friend who can keep her occupied through the gift of gab while y'all find the nearest exit.

 

[demarco]

 
They block worse than men. If they aren't getting any D, their homegirl isn't getting any either. This is why a wingman is crucial or even a friend who can keep her occupied through the gift of gab while y'all find the nearest exit.

facts right here. i was ready to smash a chick from cali, but the catch was her friend wanted my roommate. she was the least attractive but my boy refused to take one for the team, even though he didn't get play like that to begin with. once that was made clear, she went out her way to block. i mean, i had the girl in my room with the grenade in the living room waiting, and she banged on my room door like the police until i answered. shorty was in my bed open... abel on full blast... beast mode was in 6th gear

wingmen can be life or death.

 

[ofreshone]

What would be yall's advice for a dude (me) that lives with their parents that is trying to be about that smash life?

 

[alp]

Rent a hotel room?

 

[heliumclinton]

Look for older women who most likely have their own spot?

 

[mugen81]

What would be yall's advice for a dude (me) that lives with their parents that is trying to be about that smash life?

Depends on the size of your vehicle( smashed wifey out last night in the pathfinder)...
Also depends on the circumstance and time of day( and you working two jobs) you can always hit them with" As soon as I leave work I can slide by your crib"...
If its at a bar I used to say" I don't trust strangers at my crib(in a joking way), and we would just head back to her place...
Or if you have a really good friend, establish a code for him so you can slide through to do your thang at his crib, but under no circumstances do you smash in his bed( that is g-code)

 

[surgev1]

What would be yall's advice for a dude (me) that lives with their parents that is trying to be about that smash life?

You automatically got the place to yourself once the parents go to sleep, just keep the noise down

 

[mugen81]

I could never smash in my moms crib, just out of respect and plus that damn scene from Boys in The Hood always crept into my head, lol..

 

[usabasketball08]

OfreshOne, how old are you?

And how big is your whip?

 

[ofreshone]

You automatically got the place to yourself once the parents go to sleep, just keep the noise down

I'm hip.  But them areas on the bed that be squeaking be a blower.  Have to do baby strokes like ish.

I could never smash in my moms crib, just out of respect and plus that damn scene from Boys in The Hood always crept into my head, lol..

Lol I mean I do feel bad (sike yeah, sike naw), but you got to work with what you got, nahmean?  

OfreshOne, how old are you?

And how big is your whip?

21 and a typical 4 door sedan. swagg -100. no tints, no nothing.

 

[usabasketball08]

Smash on the floor. Makes the least amount of noise..I'm assuming you have carpet in your room

 

[アミーゴ]

Smash on the floor. Makes the least amount of noise..I'm assuming you have carpet in your room

Used to do that all the time. Or garage... But don't get caught like ur boy smh.

 

[heliumclinton]

Am I the only person who don't like sexting? I be trying change the subject and throw lol's in there I don't like the sex talk unless you about to drive over here and give it up.

For example

The hell you telling me this for when you already in bed about to fall asleep?

 

[アミーゴ]

Am I the only person who don't like sexting? I be trying change the subject and throw lol's in there I don't like the sex talk unless you about to drive over here and give it up.

For example

The hell you telling me this for when you already in bed about to fall asleep?

Is that the wifey lol??

 

[heliumclinton]

Is that the wifey lol??

Plead the 5th bro